Darren Gee

Darren Gee the YouTube gangster is a monumental cunt.

After serving years behind bars for being a public fuckin nuisance making peoples lives a misery he now spends his every waking moment offering to fight EVERYONE in dumb video clips.

He has been on every crime podcast, then within a week he is attacking the interviewers as rats, nonces, grasses etc. His paranoia is to the extreme.

Top this with his “Choose a Life Not a Knife” catchphrase which he spits out at passers by. This coming from a career criminal who in the same breath says he’s gonna waste all the grasses and rats and nonces and blah blah blah.

Oh and the icing on the cake….. wait for it.
His rapping and “freestyle” clips lol. ?
Such awesome flow as;
Your a rat
Gonna do you with a bat
Your a twat
And yer bird is fat

Darren…. you are a cunt!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYlTJcG7v1I&ab_channel=DailyUploads

Nominated by: Kendo Nagasaki

Meghan Markle (8)

A future and mystic (Meg) cunting for Megain Hewitt for coming out with her reason for not attending the funeral and “knees up muvver brown” wake ( she would say woke ) afterwards.

I’m guessing in another explosive and revealing interview she will say she wasn’t invited because of all the racist comments we and the the royal family and press will throw at here. Nothing to do with being pregnant (pfft!!) oh no. Nor respecting the hurt and grief she’s inflicted or her Maj.

I hope that Harry finds his balls hidden in a wardrobe but I doubt it.

Fuck off future Megain you’re an open book.

Obviously if I’m wrong I shall fall on my sword with honour. Nah fuck that.

Nominated by: Once a cunt always a cunt 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/meghan-markle-made-every-effort-23891242

….and seconded by Fuglyucker

Megan Markle is already making excuses as to why she can’t come to Phils funeral.
I’m sure the gold digging cunt is scared good old Phil may have had a plan for the silly bitch that involved a cut and shut Merc and some untraceable paperazzi…

‘Something must be done’

We have had a spate of suicides off the Humber bridge recently. The footpath has been closed to pedestrians and cycles. This has lost us a great amenity and bracing walk, which is a shame.

Local news (BBC Turnip TV) interviewed a man who lost a son to bridge suicide who said ‘something must be done’ Very sad but what on earth can be done? The bridge is a huge piece of engineering which cant just have 2 metres of chain link erected. Even it it could there is nothing to stop someone jumping into the carriageway. Or simply jumping in the Humber from the bank.

And what of the Humber, Trent, Ancholme and 100s of lakes in the area? Cover them over? Fill them in? Close multi storey carparks?

Something must be done is the usual cry when someone else has to be blamed.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

https://www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/news/grimsby-news/wife-grimsby-man-who-tragically-5266813

Dangerous Dog Owners


Cunts who keep dangerous dogs are cunts, bare with me on this one guys and girls, as a dog lover myself I can say dogs are great.
I have a Jack Russel who is brighter and more fun than most 20 year old these days, what I mean is the knobheads who have pitbulls and the like.
You know the types who if they could afford one would drive an Audi, walk around with the left hand down the pants adjusting the giblets, spikey collar, the mutts name is probably called Tyson and it’s his bodyguard, this usually means said owner is a drug pusher or that much of a cunt he needs constant protection Harry Halfwit style, without the protection a beating looms largely.

Anyway I’m getting side tracked, what got me onto this was and 85 year old with dementia was attacked and killed by 2 such cunt dogs that attacked her in her own garden and killed her after getting through a hole in fence.
Now why do people feel that they must have these kind of fuckers that can do something like this, in this case the dogs need to be put down and the owner needs 10 years for man slaughter.

I really hope this cunt gets what he deserves, no punishment is to harsh for these fucks that keep dangerous dogs, if it was a rattlesnake at least it’s only the owner that dies and that’s OK by me.

(Should I find a link for you then? – NA)

(on this occasion no piss-taking comments about the header pic please – DA)

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14533938/dog-attack-dragged-neck-rowley-regis-gran-dementia-dead-pitbull-dogs/

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

…and on a similar note, this from Andrew Davenport

I nominate clueless cunt dog owners.

Cunt: “Oh my dog won’t hurt yours, it is friendly.”
Translation: “My dog is going to tear your dog apart. It has done it before. It will do it again. The law is on my side. There is nothing you can do about it!”

A friend’s dog, who is a schitzuh, got attacked by a husky, and the owner just watched with glee. The schitzuh has the biggest heart, wouldn’t hurt a fly, and is loving.

A pox of biblical proportions on cunt dog owners. They need putting down just like their dogs.

… and then there’s this from  Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Getting Bitten By Your Best Friend….is a Cunt.

I recently spent time and money refurbishing a saw that wasn’t going too well…stripped and cleaned the carb,new diaphragm,new gaskets,,plug etc.

After spending half an hour pulling the cord (and my pluck),it still wasn’t right and I had a meltdown….chucked the thing across the yard and then set on to give it a fucking good kicking.

The hounds all retreated as I screamed like a banshee and began to teach the errant machine a lesson that it wouldn’t forget in a hurry…unfortunately my main Hound thought that we must have cornered some new type of trespasser and decided to give me a hand administering a sound thrashing to the offender….alas his excitement got the better of him and as I delivered a steel-toecap kick to the now rapidly disintegrating Husqvarna,

He mistook my thigh for the miscreant and sank his teeth..This was when my problems really started…He’s got a bit of Staffy in him and has a set of jaws like a fucking crocodile.

My howl of pain only seemed to convince the Hound that the trespasser was getting the better of the argument and he should rescue me by applying a bit more pressure to what he apparently believed to be a surprisingly foul-mouthed Rambler. He only let go when I remembered his stop-word and he realised just why I was apparently slightly irritated at him.

The problem is that I couldn’t blame the Hound for a bite-mark that looks like something Jaws would inflict…once we both calmed down and explained our behaviour to each other we came to the conclusion that it was all the trespasser/chainsaw’s fault and so finished it off with a sledgehammer before chucking the bits on the scrap-heap and retiring to lick our wounds…me more so than The Hound.

 

Dr. Alex George

Right, I’d like to start this off this cunting by saying that I’m a mad’un. Tried to top meself a couple of years back. Didn’t work, got put on a course of anti-depressants and told to lose weight and stop drinking as much, which I have – since then, happy days. (Good to hear. Well done, mate – DA)

Thank you, NHS – Dr. Takar, you’ve been a ledge.

Anyway, this fucker Alex George – the appointed Mental Health Tsar by The Court Jester of Cunting in No. 10 – is making my piss reach critical mass levels.

First up, the goggle-eyed cunt was on Love Island. Yes, he’s a GP, but he’s a GP within that leviathan that needs beheading (the NHS), so he’s got a martyr do-gooder complex. That said, he seemingly wanted to help the mentally ill. That looked a decent move.

Oh, before we talk about Mental HELFF, don’t forget that he shouted at a lass on Love Island for not fancying him, apparently. That’s the sign of a stable chap, right?

Nah. Since King Cunt put him in charge of mental ‘elf, he’s gone ape. “Dr” Alex is now flogging bath bombs on Instagram saying “MEN LIKE BATHING TOO” – no shit, cuntchops. I like to wash, like every other civilised person this side of äfrikå.

What really annoyed me, was his saying that the National CUNT Service need a pay rise, whilst he’s asking his legions of followers on Instagram – who, undoubtedly are dripping like a fucked fridge at the sight of this bell and his appearances on ‘Lorraine’ – which car he should buy next, because nothing says “man of the people” like a TV doctor who’s got an £80k BMW SUV and is moaning that he sold his £120k Audi sports car.

Get in the sea, you fucking charlatan arsehole. I hope one of your bath bombs fizzes up your arsehole and makes you shit yourself.

Nominated by: Cuntonius Lituanicus

(More info here: DA :-

https://www.winsfordguardian.co.uk/leisure/showbiz_news/19193601.dr-alex-george-need-take-break/

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/young-covid-dr-alex-george-love-island-b1818004.html )