The last day of Starmer as PM, and as his last act of sticking two fingers up he has made that incompetent old bastard Sadiq Khan a Lord!. For services to ineptitude, no doubt:
The mind boggles. Liar to the last and fraud of the first water Kweer always said he would not produce a resignations honours list, but…. Jane Sarpong, a black no mark gets a peerage too.
What the fuck has that little weasel Khan done to merit such a reward?. The instigator of the London Stabathon?. Turning even previously decent areas of London into Third World Shitholes?. Renaming parts of the London Overground into painfully politically correct virtue signalling lines?. Just being a stinking parasite?.
What will his Lordship call himself – I’d suggest Lord Cunt.
Nominated by W C Boggs.
Given that he has publicly stated that the HoL should be abolished, might I suggest Lord Hypocrite of the First Water, if he accepts?
Alternatively, Lord Weasel.
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That ugly face looks like it’s been taken from one of those group mugshots of 50 recently convicted Páki child rapists.
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The upper House is proof that, just like all politics (and WWE wrestling is a good analogy, where they pretend to fight for the idiotic fans but are good mates behind the scenes), they’re not really enemies but are paying lip-service to having contrary positions.
Tores, Labour, Lib Dems, they’re all in it together. They take their orders to fuckbover their country from the banking dynasties who run Blackrock.
They hate us working and middle class white folk.
There’s not a single Lord who, if there was a cosmic ‘fairness’ adjustment of some kind, wouldn’t simply drop dead on the spot, along with everyone in the Commons.
Both the Upper and Lower Houses’ job is to give the indigenous population a constant full-depth Lubbocking until, presumably, the country is financially, socially and morally bankrupt.
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The wrestling idea conjoures up a problem. The only fair fight with Sad-Dick would be from the equally tiny Yvette Cooper, the tiniest woman in politics, but perfect in every detail (except one). The only way we could get him to wrestle with her would be if she was to fight in her school gymslip, and given the usual preferences of Khan’s sort it would be less a wrestling match and more molestation, and how would we score that one?.
In the blue(ish) corner Yvette, in her school bonnet and gymslip sucking an ice lolly (to start with) and in the red corner, little Khan in his speedos, drooling. You can just imagine the cross-buttocks and double crotch holds, not to mention the folding sicssors press. Quite disgusting, and obscene, even by my low standards.
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That’s Donald Trump.
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Lord Sadiq looks unwell.
like he’s undergoing treatment by sad eyed NHS staff that know they can’t really do anything and its pointless getting him a Christmas card.
He weighs about 5 stone,
lost his hair
bones poking through his sickly brown skin.
Has he eaten his wife’s cooking?
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That cunt’d benefit from a bacon sandwich or three. Sort him right out.
Maybe introducing bacon and saussies into their diets would turn muzzers away from being so ghastly?
Morning MNC/all.
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Morning Thomas 👍
Bacon would certainly help them.
maybe hang a ‘magic tree’ air freshener too.
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Put the little cunt on the phosphorus diet.
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He’s only 55.
A candidate for Deadpool if ever I saw one.
Good morning.
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55?
fucks sake.
he won’t see Christmas.
I’m 56 and look fantastic!
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It’s the AIDS.
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The tortoise is only 55 and they can live forever. But that’s nothing compared to what a lorry can do whilst travelling at speed. Anyone fancy it. I pay good money.
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June Sourpong?
Why’s that cannibal looking cunt getting honoured?
what’s she ever done!
A career where people have bent over backward, shoehorned her into positions,
all because she’s a sooty.
The talentless, gaptoothed cunt.
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Sour-pong?
Send it back to its family on North Sentinel Island.
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That skidmark can call himself the emperor of London for all i care..
He will still be a midget, inbred pàki cunt..
Hopefully the rat has aids…
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Aids was my first thought as well!
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The House of Lords is a cuntfest.
26 of them are ‘Lords Spiritual’ who think that everything that happens is God’s will.
A fucking useless institution which should be blown up.
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Like a baby pigeon.
all hollow bones dust and dirty feathers.
The smelly little cunt.
kier gave him it because he was upset at being ousted for pork scratching enthusiast Andy Tatlock.
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More like a dead pigeon.
Probably crawling with maggots.
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King Andy’s resignation honours list will probably include elevating the then Education Minister to be Lord Arday of Cambridge, and making Lesley Streeting Lord of the Rings.
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probably Peter Hook,
some twat off coronation Street and Gary Neville.
pork scratchings,and champagne to celebrate.
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Yes Mis, Lord Neville of Millionaire’s Row does have a certain ring to it.
And let’s give due deference Lord Rodney of the Breakfast Club.
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What superheats my piss to plasma is the fact is the three hundred pounds per day is fucking tax free.
Do you think the mayor has the big C? He looks rough as rats recently.
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I’m hoping its terminal whatever it is.
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Certainly nothing trivial, like a badly managed vegan diet, Mis.
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the 🐒 pox
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I think they call it goat pox when one of his lot catch it
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probably a Lahore tapeworm JP.
The apex of intestinal parasites.
sucking him dry from the inside like a fat kid drains a milkshake through a straw.
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I’d like to think so. That would be splendid.
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Didn’t he have his head shaved on his pilgrimage to Mecca?
I wonder if the religious maniacs there realised he was a wooftah and tranny loving hypocrite.
I guess not, or they’d have shaved his entire head off.
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pilgrimage to mecca?
Bingo!!!
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Could you imagine such a thing as a park key bingo caller?
‘Number 9! Age of consent’
‘Number 16! Granny shagger’
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FFS people, get a grip and sort out the bastard! You did it in the referendum now finish the job. You folks in the outer boroughs who are being bled white, every time you drive into town he has a dip in your wallet. If you run a diesel as you were incentivised to do by the politicians until recently, then he has a dip every time you pull off the drive and every time you park on the street. He thinks white people are dopey cunts and he has the evidence.
Same thing applies to general elections. The establishment and the uniparty are almost working themselves up into a frenzy trying to do down the main threat to their cosy position. Even an assassination attempt on Nigel Farage was passed off as a failed burglary attempt until the lie became so transparent it was no longer sustainable. Rouse yourselves and get down the polling station. Alternatively, bend over and smile as they fuck you in the arse.
Rant over. For now.
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Using condoms made of emery cloth. Is that what it will take to wake up the dozy bastards who think” doesn’t effect me etc”
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Unless somebody takes a contract out on him, arfur (and of course I AM NOT suggesting it_, we are stuck with the little motherfucker till he decides to retire, which will probably be his 100th birthday. The Conservatives rarely pit a decent candidate up against him, and the tart from Reform looks useless, sure she has read Uncle Nigel’s notes but she doesn’t look as if she believes them anymore than senior RN officers do about hie deportation to France scheme. Mussie Labour loving homes vote for him in their hundreds – even if only two or three people live in the house.
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I take your point WC. Reminds me, I posted before of suspicions raised by the large number of mohameds on the electoral roll who had the same address, in Slough if I remember rightly. Someone was despatched to the given address and found a derelict house with no roof and no windows.
Thing is of course, they have no concept of this thing called democracy. Consider the case of Luftur Rahman.
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The tortoise is in clover now. I hope the little cunt chokes on it. Looks like it’s half way there from the state of it. The hare will see the shell on its back eventually. The dirty tricks from Remrats should also give the arse bandit a comeuppance.
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MORE FUCKING STARMER LIES..!
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/nov/19/keir-starmer-i-will-abolish-house-of-lords-to-restore-trust-in-politics
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So many of the cunts want to abolish the House of Lords then suddenly end up ennobled and enjoying the benefits. How long before lord two tier takes his place? If Mangledbum was given the prize then any bastard is up for it. As a perusal of the list of fucktards currently ensconced will reveal.
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Aye, professional welch gobshite ‘Lord’ Kinnock being one of the biggest hypocrites when it come to that a cursed place of thieves and bandits.
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Surely, he should be awarded a CBE?
That`s `Cunt of the British Empire`.
🎖️
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Crafty Bastard Ethnic?
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I know it’s like burying your head in the sand, but the less we know the more it will be for our own peace of mind to carry on. Every things finished for me at my age and just taking the piss is all I’ve got left.
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Everything, you daft git.
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Advisor to Kweer
For the resignation honours we need
A P*ki, a soot, a Kweer (no not you) a lesbian, some other ethnic, maybe the odd luvvie, a sporty type but definitely all cunts.
Cracked it with Khan, top cunt among cunts
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This conversation must happen every year: token biscuit tin medals for token coloureds.
This muslamic turd has been an appalling mayor with his money-grubbing ULEZ, corruption of the city, as well as the daily stabbings like an Olympic sport. He wouldn’t look out of place on a group of photos depicting the latest Paxtan groomers.
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I am surprised we still yet haven’t had Dame Eddie Izzard, ladies public lavatory inspector
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Perhaps suckdick kna’nt could learn from the Irish.
Seems the Irish have a solution to the immigration problem..!
New IRA terrorists plan to drive migrants out of Ireland with campaign of violence https://mol.im/a/16038861 via https://dailym.ai/android
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Starmer, the name of the man everyone loves to hate.
I do wonder about the cunt; it’s almost as if he deliberately does things that will make him more hated:
‘What can I do to make myself look a bigger cunt than ever? Ah yes, I’ll give the repulsive, stinking, lying little lizard, ethnic rape gang question avoider & creature generally hated by everyone outside Londonistan a peerage, that should work.’
The thing is though, that in reality, deluded Rodney’s warped mind probably thinks the public love him for doing it.
The Palace of Westminster is one great big barrel of steaming shit …& fresh greasy turd has just been dropped in.
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Drop a bomb on Westminster
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Bloody good idea EW let us hope it’s a reality bomb, imagine the carnage.
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When Sad-Dick’s time as London Mayor is over, I can see him starting a dodgy newsagents shop in Hillingdon – overpriced and stinky. ‘Specialist’ magazines under the counter “School Girl World – special underwear edition” There is a shop of my acquaintance, run by a little arsehole just like him, and as a “favour” they will sell you a single stamp. I was desperate a few weeks ago on a Sunday and availed myself of this great favour. The cunt charged me £1 for a 2nd class stamp – when I queried this, he told me, in terms to take it or leave it. I needed it so I took it but I did tell the little weasel that I would never step inside his stinking shithouse again.
They seem to be born with inbuilt corruption and thievery. inbuilt, plus a magnificent sense of entitlement. It reminds me of the little rat who arrived from Uganda. penniless, in 1972 with his arse hanging out of his trousers, who, less than 2 years later bought the “Lewis Of Westminster” chain of hundreds of shops – how could anyone – even the likes of Alan Sugar manage a feat like that honestly.
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Baron Khan of Tooting, not exactly Wolfie Smith is he? Power To The People, my arse.
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He’s a festering loathsome little 💩 isn’t he?A visit to Madame Guillotine will fix him.
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OT, I’m on the chocolate martinis, Liz Taylor’s favourite tipple.
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Ooh you sybaritic voluptuary arfur.
I’m on the Old Peculier, Nora Batty’s favourite tipple.
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I’ll take that as a compliment Geordie. No point being a hedonist unless you set out to prove it.
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Yet people still won’t see the evidence in front of their eyes.
Corrupt, self serving and fixed.
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Don’t. Just don’t, my heart and brain can’t take it.
The Enemedia NEVER mention the fact that, as well as being a cunt for everything he’s a cunt for, this murine shitstreak chairs the ‘C40 Cities’ Committee, dedicated to the implementation of 15-minute digital gulag shitties that, what they do tell us, is a ‘conspiracy theory’ despite them having websites and publications openly outlining the plans. I’d love to live to see a day where this rotten purulent cunt’s head is on a spike on Westminster Bridge along with all the other Marxist Fabian cunts.
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PS as for the AIDS comments, he’s definitely a closet bumboy, that’s visible a mile off, like with Kweer. If one knows one knows.
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Thanks for the info Wokey, I didn’t know he was part of the gang peddling the fifteen minute gulag. Occurs to me that his father lived in what was effectively a fifteen minute gulag and probably never went as far as Karachi until the day he flew out of the airport there to escape to the UK. As a child in working class West Midlands I rarely left my home town. In my late teens I went into field service. Many a day I’ve driven 500 miles. Fucking loved it, only gave it up when I retired. Suckdick doesn’t like it? Tough shit.
And thanks for the pointers on those in public life who are staying firmly in the closet. Keep it coming.
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It wouldn’t surprise me if that young clean living lad who sang about Summer Holidays and munched Misletoe and Wine at Xmas had homosexual tendencies……
It also reminds me of that famous washing machine repairer Keith Vaz. So many of them support Labour. The pop singer chappie invited Anthony Blair to stay at his Barbados home complete with house boys. Surely not………….
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Got that professor Jason Arday round.
painting my facia boards.
felt a bit sorry for him.
unemployed, derided,
black,
like a fuckin UB40 song.
So gave him £20 to do it.
Hey Bubbles, wanna earn a few quid?
buy yourself some lipbalm”
i politely enquired.
he was game.
Right Billy bullshit but nice enough.
‘ my grandad invited the ladders’
‘ I invented a new colour of paint’
‘ I could of done it using my stilts, I’m one of the world’s leading stiltwalkers and did the three peaks challenge on stilts”
look mopped just crack on or ill introduce you to the experience of a severe dog bite and a sz13UK up the Harris.
Anyway, he did a piss poor job.
all streaky,
more paint on the ground than on the facia boards.
But what do you expect?
he was happy to get paid though.
Big smile on his face as I counted out twenty quid in 2p pieces.
suppose its the last work he’ll get for a while?
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The BBC have signed him up for a new series of
‘Would I lie to you?’
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Him vs. King Jong il playing a round of golf is a spectacle the world will unfortunately never see.
Kim ‘shot 38 under, including 11 holes-in-one, at the 7,700-yard championship course at Pyongyang in the VERY FIRST golf round of his life’, according to North Korean state media. This was in 1994, when Kim was 52 years old.
Any discussion about Tiger Woods/golf is really an argument about who is the second-best golfer in history.
As the site I pulled up to check those stats put it ; …
More than his undisputed greatness on the course, it’s probably Kim’s simple approach to the game that will be his enduring legacy. While other great golfers have written books full of tips, tricks and swing thoughts, Kim had the best approach to conquering the sport of golf: Have your national propaganda department keep score for you.
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Me & Arday had a lying contest.
I started by saying I’d rowed up Niagra Falls, Arday said ‘I know, I saw ya’
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He can shove his “15 minutes city” up his AIDS raddled arse
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Now, now Cuntemall.
You’re a dreadful cynic. Dear Kim could just happen to be the golfing equivalent of an idiot savant.
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You’d ‘a been crazy to play darts against Kim as well, presumably .. he could probably manage a 4-dart 501
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This is what we are up against..!
A slow but inevitable crash and burn at the altar of DEI…☠️
https://inews.co.uk/opinion/london-is-an-unaffordable-dump-but-its-our-unaffordable-dump-3184721?srsltid=AfmBOoqYOEYZbdrhXk-LK_7DfIkyBLcrV4voxhuX-KDNsjH6k-QEf0NG
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The speccy 4eyed cunts at Cambridge who Jason Ardy graded,
are demanding their grades are reviewed.
Hehe 😀
probably didn’t bother reading it,
just graded at random
dont like that cunt ,
ill give him a D.
oh she’s black ,she gets a A+.
Had one of those office toys,
a nodding woodpecker hitting his keyboard while he watched the Cosby Show.
” oh the professor has been typing away for hours.
hes a hard worker I’ll give him that…”
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He has also been accused of using AI to write his own resignation letter.
You have to admire his dedication to his bullshitting.
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