Jamila Azad

A special City of Steaming Spires cunting, please, for ex- Councillor for that gay city, Ms Azad, who, as a true Labour hypocrite paid to jump the queue for her Covid vaccination by paying for it and then boasting about in on social meeja:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-56262712

My main objection to this old bag is that here we have yet another ugly woman from the holier-than-thou party. Admittedly it will take her several years to look quite as raddled and decrepit as AnalEase, but she is on the same road. If you are going to fiddle your expenses like Raynor, or jump the queue like this bissom, at east have a nice face and jugs like Liza Nandy.

What is it with these Z-Llist politicians that make them feel they are so deserving of special treatment.?

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

Mark Drakeford [3]


Sheepshagger in Chief, Mark Drakeford.

Link to his whining is here.

Fuck me, what a link.

In comments rejected by Downing Street, First Minister Mark Drakeford complained of a lack of interaction with Boris Johnson and claimed there was “no institutional architecture to make the United Kingdom work”.

This weasely little parish council leader has Krankie like ambitions. ‘Free Wales because Boris doesnt seem to bother with me, look you’
What a cunt. The Welsh assembly is a fucking joke filled up with unemployables and misfits. Devolution has been a fucking disaster. There is no appetite for independence outside of the barely populated areas where the miserablewelshbastards live (battle cry ‘ they stealin all our water’) The industrial south and the civilised bits of the north will tell the cunt to fuck off.

We are no different to the English regions. Same problems, same feeling that fucking London gets the lions share.
Drakeford is a pathetic, Labour, chancer cunt.

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble

Kellie Sullivan & Tommy Sanders

Sullivan & Sanders are a sympathy seeking couple from Oldham who have lived in the same 2 bedroom Housing Association (HA) house for at least the last 4 years in which time (so they claim) they have been “living out of bags” because the house is beset by damp, mould & pest problems.

They have 4 kids ages 5, 3, 2, and 10 months with a 5th due in the next few weeks. All but the eldest seemingly conceived after they moved to their present 2 bedroom house which they consider not fit to live in. However, breeding like cockroaches in it is ok?

Four years ago the house would have been big enough for them and their eldest but now, because she couldn’t keep her knees together, it is considered too small. Therefore, it seems both the HA and Oldham Council housing departments have elevated them to priority housing lists for a suitable 4 bedroom property.

However, even that doesn’t appear to be enough for the shameless duo as they are trying to dictate to the HA / council which areas they are willing to move to (supposedly for the sake of their autistic son). With luck the council or HA will stick them in Glodwick, a part of Oldham full of P@k!s and scene of race riots in 2001.

I wonder if either Sullivan or Sanders have ever had a job? Unlikely I’d have thought. They have no incentive to work when simply dropping a few sprogs will get them everything they want. It’ll be the likes of you and me who’ll be paying for their income support, child benefits, childcare vouchers, housing benefits, council tax, replacement furniture, the special needs sensory equipment etc, etc, etc through our NI and taxes forever and ever. I’m just surprised there wasn’t a GoFundMe type link attached to the story for their autistic sprog.

Don’t the selfish cnuts realise that their 4 bedroom housing requirement is potentially depriving Oldham of the chance to house a fleet of undocumented raft riders from some far flung sh!t hole (and I don’t mean curry house waiters on lilos floating down the canal from Rochdale).

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/weve-been-living-out-bags-19965919

Nominated by: Dickie Dribbler

The Female Neckbeard

A belated International Wimminz Day nom for the ‘Legbeard’, AKA the female neckbeard.

Qualifying criteria include hirsute pits and crotch, dyed hair, possibly in dreadlocks, nose studs, a fondness for ‘alternative’ lifestyles’, henna, new folk, consumer feminism, Doctor Who and Harry Potter and board games. Probably calls herself a ‘Wiccan’, thinks Christianity is evil but quiet on Islam, all men are potential rapists and the patriarchy is keeping her down (rather than her not washing herself and being late). Throws tantrums over anything and everything on Facebook. Doesn’t enjoy being corrected despite telling others to ‘educate yourself’. Usually contradicts her own argument within two posts.

Her head is usually quite manly (see Miranda Hart) or simply a glob of lard plopped onto a larger glob with no discernable neck. All of her friends are male and sport bum-fluff facial hair and unnervingly prominent breasts, despite not being obese.

She is a ‘girl gamer/geek’ or some childish shite, thinking it will endear her to men, but secretly finds the flabby man-children who gravitate towards her sexually repulsive, as well as being on a lower income than her and not being able to drive. She works in as an ‘administrator’ somewhere, usually public sector or NGO and provincial.

She’s usually fucking fat: barely over five feet and at least fourteen stone. Sometimes vegan, but the butter pastry and batter mix keeps calling. She’s against fat-shaming and proclaims her body shape as ‘real’, while crying about it because her doctor told her she was at risk of type 2 diabetes.

She’s also terrified of any man who drives a van or uses tool and speaks a glottal or alveolar stop. She doesn’t know how to speak to non-white people and is petrified of being called racist.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

Banning Strip Clubs in Bristol

Bristol City Council… We want to ban all strip clubs. The lahdgdiasjh community

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/strip-club-ban-bristol-would-5079319,

However we will allow this to continue!

https://daretoclub.co.uk/?v=79cba1185463

How is this fair a bloke wants a slug drawn on his Armani trousers? Yet these anti-democratic cunts who decided they wanted to ban strip clubs. These are the same assholes encouraging the black lives matter movement. Abeit from a New Zealand PR specialist. This isn’t a lie. I have proof.

QUITE FRANKLY WHATS THE FUCKING POINT IN STRIP CLUBS ANYWAY. I’d rather fuck a bird in a luxury hotel for an hour an be cheaper. All you are doing is ruining a laugh for a few sad cunts who have won a few bob and some slags who would fuck off and do the previous point anyway.

Confused? Confused.com

Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man