Brits Abroad

I would like to nominate ‘The British’ and their fucking foreign holidays for a long over due cunting.

First things first…. Covid came to the U.K. by some Doctor cunt who had been skiing in the Alps. Why the fuck people who live in a cold, damp climate would pay to go skiing and get cold and damp is completely beyond me. Pretentious Toynbee-esque cunts of epic proportions. The crowd bemoaning the lack of a ‘break for the mountains’ can go and suck a bag of pretentious dicks.

The second is the ‘summer hollibobs’ cunts. You have just sat on your fat lazy arses for the last 13 months and you expect us to believe you ‘need’ a break in the sun? I travel extensively for work and this last year has been a joy to travel with out hoards of these mouth breathing knuckle draggers and their cunt kids clogging up air ports.

The IQ of the average British holiday maker rapidly diminishes the closer they get to an airport, Which is why check in and departures always look like a scene from the walking dead.

99% of these cunts do fuck all at work so the notion they need a holiday is fucking laughable. Do us all a favour, stay at home. Doing nothing and going nowhere is under rated. It’s you holiday cunts that brought Covid you selfish fuckers. fuck you and your holidays, stay the fuck in the U.K. until this shit is over, pricks.

Of course, I realise that as ‘a Traveller’ it sounds hypocritical cunting people for moving about the world, I work in cargo shipping and have done for almost 28 years, and as has been beautifully demonstrated by Ever Given, this is what happens when you have third world monkeys running large, and vital cargo ships. It’s my job to keep these cunts in check and the work list has been doubling in the last 10 years thanks to these Mickey Mouse cunts.

Nominated by: The Captain

Online Sharing Egomaniacs

Online egomaniacs are cunts.

There’s (apparently) a certain music sharing service where users (allegedly) are supposed to share files (ISAC in no way condones illegal downloading blah blah). Anyway, some fucker refuses to share a file that’s they’ve listed and when someone tries to download, it they get ‘File not shared.’

If they’re not willing to share stuff, then what’s the fucking point of being on there?
This dickhead was asked why this was the case. What he replied with was both hilarious and staggering. He said ‘It is polite for people to ask permission’.

The response was asking if he actually wrote, recorded, or performed the song in question or if he owns the rights to it. And it was quite obvious he didn’t, as it was a rare track by a very famous band.

So he was then asked why someone should have to ask permission off him for such a thing. The dummy was spat out and this knob started going on about ‘respect’ and ‘manners’. He was then called a cunt and the person was then ‘banned’ from this tosspot’s (own words) ‘select list’. The response was ‘Banned by some twat who doesn’t share stuff anyway. Oh, that is a blow’.

It’s the same with cunts who ‘copyright’ or watermark photos on ‘their’ websites when they weren’t even born when they were took and they don’t have any rights to the material in question. These cunts also want people to ask their ‘permission’ just so they can say no to them about something they don’t even own or were never part of.

Some cunt did this with some photos of Syd Barrett. Never took them, wasn’t even around when they were took, but the prick acted like they owned them and wanted Floyd fans to kiss his arse and ask him if they could copy them. These same fuckers also want people to thank them all the time.

Thanking someone – if deserved – is good manners, but it is also an individual choice. Yet there are cunts who put files online, then they sulk like babies and throw a massive strop if they don’t get ‘thanks’ enough. Who do these cunts think they are?! Talk about self importance.

As Rick in The Young Ones might say ‘Blimey! Give ’em a computer and they think they’re Hitler!’

Nominated by: Norman

Demi Lovato [3]


Demi Potato ? needs another cunting!

It seems some good came out of the ‘Deadpoolgate skulduggery’ where it was brought to my attention rapper DMX is in a coma following an overdose!

A bit short of publicity of late and not wanting to feel left out, Demi Lovato has proclaimed she has been struggling with “survivors guilt” when hearing the news about DMX, after surviving her very own heroin and fentanyl overdose when so many others haven’t.

Well, Demi, I concur! Given the look at me narcissistic nonsense you have constantly deluged the media with in the last month or so, I’m beginning to get survivors guilt myself, namely yours!

Fuck off!

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/demi-lovato-has-survivors-guilt-in-wake-of-dmxs-health-emergency/ar-BB1fpbVD

Nominated by: TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell

With an overdose supplied by Jessum Priest:

Recently in news of a rape at 7 years old, that simply didn’t gain any traction, she’s shoved herself in public time & again with one ” weep for me ” tale again & again. Now this!
Dear Dog, bore off.

Dr Hilary Jones

Dr Hilary Jones

https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/31/dr-hilary-jones-worried-as-he-slams-crowds-breaking-lockdown-rules-14333415/

This smarmy, overpaid doom monger who regularly appears on Sit Up Britain, properly known as Good Morning Britain, berated all the people who went out and sat near each other when it was warm last week because doing so increases the C-19 infection rate.

We all know the majority of the at risk groups have been vaccinated, we all know that people under 50 are unlikely to die, we know that the vaccinated have a high percentage of protection, we know that most people have a mild illness, we all know the figures on the infection and death rates have plummeted. So what the fuck is his problem?

This guy gives out such amazing medical tips on the GMB website as ‘apply sunscreen’, ‘limit alcohol’ and ‘take regular exercise’. He has recently said he is frightened of a third wave and believes children being vaccinated is a good thing. He even seemed to support Spain’s mask mandate of wearing a mask whilst swimming!

Can he please fuck off and then fuck off some more? This is the one time I wish the Earth was flat so he could drop off the edge.

Nominated by: Cuntologist

Patrisse Khan-Cullors


Another do as I say and not as I do cunt is co founder of BLM Patrisse Khan-Cullors. She chooses to buy a 1.4 million dollar fuckoff house in a predominantly white area of California.

Maybe near Caligirl?

Married to the other co founder Janata Khan, who identifies as, here we fucking go, a gender non-conforming blek qweeer. I think the link below provides just about everything without me having to research owt.

https://summit.news/2021/04/09/black-lives-matter-co-founder-buys-1-4-million-home-in-area-with-just-1-6-black-population/

Nominated by: Infidelgastro

and this from Just a bloke

Patrisse Khan-Cullors – one of the Co-Founders of BLM who has just bought a $1.4M Mansion in an area that is 98% white.

I am sorry to interrupt the wall to wall BBC coverage of the BLM co-founder who decided to live amongst the evil white oppressors and not all those budding Surgeons and Pilots with a velcro top. I am sure the Guardian will run this on the front page as well – I’ll put the kettle on a wait shall I ?

What a Cunt , followed by cunts.