Three dads and their babies

A nomination for ‘Three dads and their babies’

I saw this puke fest whilst channel hopping this morning and landed on the truly abysmal Good Morning Britain on ITV.

Three gay blokes, who describe themselves as a ‘polyamorous throuple’ have won a court case in San Diego so that they can legally be the fathers of two children. One of the cunts looked like Lineker with big jug ears. There was also a sickly photo of the three of them holding one of the unfortunate babies.

The two dippy blonde wimmin presenters on ITV were almost falling over themselves to fawn over these three cunts and after the interview, they both sat there with simpering stupid smiles. ITV seems to be trying to outwoke the BBC now.

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/03/06/us/throuple-three-dads-and-baby-trnd/index.html

Nominated by: mystic maven

Without Merit

The end of merit as a we know it.

‘The Bafta Film Awards have unveiled a highly diverse nominations list, with 16 of the 24 acting nominees this year coming from ethnic minority groups.’

Never mind the quality look at the skin colour. How long before we see Nobel science prizes awarded on this basis? Promotions in certain areas already work like this. And because the fuckers all regard themseves as victims they are not embarrassed by their lack of worth.

Downhill we go.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56319617

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble 

Black History lessons in Wales

(Just a polite reminder that British Summer Time kicks in tomorrow (28th March). So don’t forget to put your clocks forward from 2am (This only applies to cunts in the UK) – DA)

Another cunting for the Land of My Fathers.

‘Black History lessons to be compulsory in Welsh schools.’

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-56447682

All children will be taught about racism and the contributions of Black, Asian and Minority Ethnic communities, the education minister said.
Almost 35,000 people have called for Britain’s colonial past to be taught in school lessons.

NB. Wales’s population is 3.2 million. So what’s that 1% wagging the dog.

Famous Taffs of colour – Shirley Bassey and the great Clive Sullivan and they were Cardiff and more Welsh than the prick who is First Minister of the Welsh Parish Council.
Historically, in my younger days there were very few blacks, mostly Cardiff and Newport and no Asians apart from a few Chinese chippies. We had quite a few assimilated Italians and Poles but they dont count. The slave trade was over the water in Bristol, a long time before. I cant think of any contribution to Wales by ethnics apart from drugs and curry.
So what the fuck has Black fucking History, written down by whitey of course because the fuckers never managed writing, got to do with us?

What about teaching the history of the short, poverty stricken, brutish lives of my forbears in the mines, docks and iron works? Exploited by the aristocracy who built great homes for themselves. Not black enough? Even after 12 hours underground?

And to widen the net, the same applies to the English and Scottish regions. The Highland clearances dont seem to count as these poor fuckers were white Scots. Oppressed by the same aristocracy.

Here’s a thought. Let’s teach who it was benefitted from all this, including colonialism and the slave trade. The Royals, the Lords, the upper fucking classes. Let’s have some context with the people of this country.
And stick Black History up your arse.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Chris Penelope – Farting Miracles

Chris Penelope is a cunt, isn’t he.

A pastor from South Africa has found a new method of making money, I mean, a new method of making miracles. He sits on people’s heads and farts.

He reckons he just has to break wind on their heads, near their nostrils, to release the holy spirit. This can heal their problems as well. Apparently there are plenty of people queueing wanting to receive his bottom belch and be redeemed. If you can’t meet him in person you can purchase the magic gas in containers for a hefty fee.

Logic has definitely taken a holiday with these church-goers.

Anointed by a charlatan’s flatulence. Let’s hope he doesn’t follow through on these credulous halfwits.

https://www.dailysun.co.za/News/pastor-i-dont-fart-i-heal-20200209-6

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

Dead Pool [207]

Well done to Liberal Liquidator who correctly predicted US children`s author Beverley Cleary would be next person of note to snuff it.Cleary was 104 and passed away yesterday.She was best known for stories featuring characters such as Ramona and Beezus Quimby and Henry Huggins and his dog Ribsy.

On to Deadpool 207:You Know the Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!