Muslim Journalism


The recent EU ruling on employers being able to prohibit wearing of hijab at work immediately receives criticism from 5-Pillars.

The claim being that –
“ … the EU’s legal order has given carte blanche to private businesses to adopt racist hiring practices”. For fucks sake, this ruling was as a result of a case brought by two German women!!

Are they suggesting that the EU are being racist against Germany? The ruling equally applies to any woman wearing the hijab, irrespective of race or ethnicity. Granted, it is taking a swipe at RELIGIOUS practices, but it has been made clear that the ruling applies to ANY religious wear.

The Muslim Association then said –
“ .. this is another example of Muslim women being told what they can and cannot wear”. Try wearing a mini-skirt in Iran or similar cuntries. (not a spelling mistake!)
Fucking hypocrites.

https://5pillarsuk.com/2021/07/15/employers-can-ban-muslim-women-from-wearing-hijab-eu-court-rules/

Nominated by – Cassandra

Glasgow Police Up Uranus

Hello Detective Taggart.

Glasgow wimminz police are stupid cunts, especially this wimminz police cunt.
Apparently, a WPC in Glasgow called her station to report that she was being followed by a drone.

The silly bint was reassured that the drone she was shitting herself about was in fact JUPITER.

What daft cunts police are these days.

“It was only after a drawn-out “pursuit” that she sought help from senior officers, who told her it was Jupiter – some 365 million miles away.”

“A police source said: “The story is the talk of the steamie at her station. Nobody can quite believe it. She was very alarmed and spooked that she was being followed by a drone.

“Everyone was quite concerned so you can imagine the red face and embarrassment felt when it was pointed out that the bright light following her was a planet millions of miles away.”

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/police-officer-followed-by-jupiter-24554188

Nominated by – Cuntington Smythe

Jonathan Pie (2) and the White Working Class

A nomination for satirist/ salty establishment puppet Jonathan Pie.

He fancies himself as a bit of a Chris Morris but has nothing to say that challenges any orthodoxy of anything.

His most recent video is a rant linking the loutishness in London with the racist abuse directed at the three players who failed to score penalties. Since then it has emerged that most of the actual racist abuse was posted by foreign trolls. This didnt stop Pie having a big rant and a sneer at the English working class.

Pie is for the dweebish petot-bourgeios crowd of rootless ‘nowhere men’ and dumb-as-fuck students who clap like seals to David Mitchell’s panel show rantings and watch QI for conversation fodder down the pub.

They think they’re part of an intelligentsia but really just thick little lefty bugmen. The same tiresome sort of weakling who worships the odious Stewart Lee and now irrelevant Charlie Brooker. None of them would last 5 seconds against the football fans they despise, or against their mentally unstable fat girlfriends who are frustrated that they’ve settled for a beta male.

Pie and his bugman chums should remain in the coffee shop where it’s safe and pretend to be feminist allies, the creepy little fuckers.

Priceless Football Rant

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

Emmanuel Macron (10) – Covid Assport

Emmanuel Macaroon, aka Budget Blair, aka Poundland Napoleon, deserves a cunting.

This odious little shitweasel has announced that from early August all French people will be required to have ‘Covid passes’ in order to use public transport, go shopping or do practically anything else.

Yes, fuck medical freedom and the right to choose – if you want to live a normal life and do even the most basic of activities in France now you need to have the brand new, experimental drug or else.

If one needed any more evidence that France was going down the shitter, this is it.

Macron Declares Covid Pass Warning to France

Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun

The Permanently Offended and Privileged

A little bit odd maybe this cunting because I am going to , in the first instance try for an Anti cunting. Yes that’s right, initially I would like to anti – cunt Ruth Dudley, the author of the article :- link below.

https://www.newsletter.co.uk/news/opinion/columnists/ruth-dudley-edwards-weak-people-have-let-woke-anti-racist-bullies-thrive-3281359

It is in my mind an excellent riposte to the sod all to complain about generation who just can’t stop complaining.

If in your wisdom this is not permissible then I would like to cunt the permanently offended privilege cunts that fill higher education establishments with their idea’s of all that is wrong with the western world, (not that much really) woke, cancel culture cry baby all whites are racist shit for the fucking bullies that they are.

Either way they are cunts. And in my mind Ruth Dudley puts their nonsense in its place. Anti cunt Ruth Dudley.

(We thought long and hard over this, but decided to go with the latter. But thanks anyway – Day Admin)

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt