I’ll Ring You Back!

I had cause to ring a builder’s merchant today to order a couple of dumpy bags of sub-base.

The lad on the other end of the phone introduced himself as “Kevin”, asked me if I had an account and when I said “No”, he muttered something that I didn’t catch, said that he’d ring me back and put the phone down on me.

I did some more paperwork for an hour or so and gradually built up a head of steam as I waited for him to call back.

Eventually I rang them and got ” Kevin” again…told him that I’d rung earlier and he had said that he’d ring me back…he very curtly said “Sorry about that, what did you want?”…I then ordered all make and manner of goodies and listened as he typed in and gave me the price of my various purchases….

By the time I’d finished I could have built a row of Barratt-boxes with the goods that I apparently wanted. He then asked me for a delivery address….

”Stick the fucking lot up yer arse, ya ill-mannered Cunt” I cheerfully replied as I put the phone down on him…..

Fuck me, I hadn’t been sat more than a minute until the phone rang and it was “Kevin” calling me worse than a Cunt!…must have rung that last number thing.

We then spent 5 minutes exchanging witty banter until he told me that he was going to find out who I was and where I lived from his “pal” who could get an address from a land-line phone number…..told the cheeky Cunt not to bother his pal and gave him my name and directions to my (vast) front-door.

If I stop posting in the next couple of days, Cunters….assume that I’ve been Jimmy Hoffad by an irate bath-sealant warrior.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Domino’s Pizza (2)

A nomination for Dominos Pizza. their latest advert has group of ‘people of colour’ yodelling to each other pizza orders with some random old lady looking bemused at the sound of these cunts, probably more used to loud rap init bruv.

Yet another advert filled with colour and token white with no contribution whatsoever, when is this shit going to end or will we only have historical all white adverts.
The woke virtue signalling at its finest!

Dominos are cunts but are just one of many shit adverts on TV.

https://youtu.be/ZkL07bNUjts

Yodelling for a Pizza

Nominated by: Sick of It

Mass Debating is Dead

Debating is dead. Thanks to social media it’s now a giant echo chamber of groups vs groups.

“I like Trump” “You nazi fire him!” “Typical leftist snowflake”
“Why should we kneel?” “Because BLM!” “Well obviously but that didn’t happen here” “racist!!!!”
“We should tear down these racist statues” “but it’s part of our history” “racist” “leftie cuck”

Even politicians do shit like this these days. As much as I wasn’t a fan of either can you imagine Thatcher and Kinnock acting like this?

Nobody can fucking argue their points without reverting to the big book of generic insults these days. If someone says something you don’t agree with use facts and argue back don’t dismiss them like you’re in primary school.

Nominated by: LazyBiscuits

BlowJob Johnson, Rocky Macron & The G7

Macron and Johnson at the G7

Wot a pair of cunts. Johnson shambling away in the limelight as the host but blowing every opportunity to shine. Unable to put a coherent sentence together as he fuffs, stammers and pahshaws during his keynote welcome spiel to save the world.

Then it’s social distancing photo op time with the POTUS all thumbs up and knuckles up as he poses with Biden. trying to scratch his arse, ruff up his barnet and button up his baggy suit. Meanwhile Biden is the genial picture of tall well groomed, Brooks Brothers suited cool.

That photo of all the leaders together rammed home what a shortarse cunt Johnson is. Even Macron in his built up shoes is taller.

As for Macron,, the little froggy fucker poser, Biden is covered in his slime and other bodily fluids ever since landing. Macron can’t stop goat fucking the POTUS.in his role as “America’s oldest Allie”. Who was that shepherding all the EU into a symbolic group ready to turn their backs on Johnson? Macron again.

All that none-sense stopped as soon as HM appeared and put in a class act and instantly became the centre of attraction. Macarony started capering around her partnered by the POTUS like moths around a lantern

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Macron Grandstanding G7

 

And on the subject of Macron, here’s this from Vernon Fox

Little Emmanuel napoleon gets a well deserved slap.

While on minceabout today with the less than yummy Mummy (Where’s Boris Karloff when you need him?) the teeny tiny Gallic granny grabber and UK hating snakeflake got a good hard slap across the face from a Man in the crowd who shouted “down with Macronia”!

Pwincess looked suitably shocked, outraged and – like all Frenchmen – ran a mile like a sobbing little bitch as his assailant was mobbed by security, but it was just a little reminder of how much the ordinary French people hate this islam licking appeasing rat.

The MSM are, of course, resolute in their condemnation as “Walter le softy” sits in his mansion quivering and sobbing with Mrs Skeletor dabbing rouge and powder on (“Not ze beautiful face – I beg you Monsieur”!) – but where were the same MSM when Jo “witless manatee” Brand condoned throwing battery acid at Nigel Farage?

Where were they when Farage had a milkshake thrown over him? – It might sound funny but what if that was some nutcase throwing corrosive or flammable material?
Vive Le Pen – and the fightback!

Macron in Punch Up

Empowered Prick-Teasing Wimminz

Some women really are cunts as we already know, but the women in question are the ones are the ones who wear skimpy next to fuck all cloths and then get pissed off if it draws the wrong kind of attention, i know women should be able to wear what they want, when they want, but that really isnt the world we live in, maybe one day but not yet.

Some women wear the tightest fitting lycra they can find, which means apart from the colour they look like they have been painted in the nude and then they go out in the streets, to the gym, ride bikes, walk the dog even on the blob and there is nothing wrong in this at all.

The problem lies when they dont like being looked at, see story below, some tart on a bike probably with the seat grinding into her cervix getting her arse in her hands due to the second comment of the day regarding her arse.

Maybe after the first comment you should have thought maybe i should put some fucking clothes on if im drawing unwanted attention.

This is often the case, some tart on youtube the other day with a long list of gym perverts, i8n other words any bloke who remoted casts a glance in her direction is a perv, and when you see what she was wearing in a public place it wasnt suprising, im not saying we need to do the muzzy thing and cover out wenches from head to toe, in some cases mind its just as well they are covered.

I hasnt to ad i never look as Mrs Fugly would have my knackers for ear rings.
There was a line in a film once that went, if you dress like haloween, gouls will try to get in your pants, nowadays its worse than ever before im sure, so if you dont like it put some fucking clothes on slappers…..

A female cyclist chased after a driver to confront him after saying he sexually harassed her while she was on her bike.

The Cardiff woman, who wishes to remain anonymous, said she she was cycling down Penarth Road in Cardiff on Saturday when a man pulled alongside her.

She said that he told her she should “have a health warning” because her “backside was going to cause an accident”.

She chased after the driver once again and filmed herself confronting him
In the video, she can be seen asking the driver if he wanted to repeat his comments, he said: “I said, you’re going to cause an accident.”

The woman replied: “You are disgusting, it is despicable, I am just here, riding, and you are sexually harassing me on the street.”

She told WalesOnline that this was the second incident of sexual harassment that she received that afternoon.

She said: “This was the second occasion of harassment I’d received that afternoon having had another man shout that he was going to ‘f*ck me in the arse’.

“I’ve got to the point where I’m so angry and fed up with the constant barrage of street harassment I face as a woman, especially while I’m alone.

“I’m 30, and this has been the norm for me since my early teens. It’s been a part of life I’ve just had to accept. However, reading stories of women choosing not to accept this anymore has made me feel empowered.”

She said felt the need to confront and was inspired to share what happened after reading about other women sharing their stories.

“I couldn’t miss the opportunity to call the behaviour out. I was feeling vulnerable and intimidated following the previous encounter with the first man. However, I felt that if he was on camera, it was unlikely that he would get out of the car or harass me further.

“He tried to gaslight me and laughed when I told him that he had sexually harassed me. This made me question myself, but I know that this is a common tactic when such men are called out for their behaviour.

“In terms of how we stop this happening, I think that the responsibility lies principally with men. Challenge the behaviour when you see it on the street, in bars, in conversations at work or anywhere.

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

Helpful links provided by Dickie Dribbler

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/cyclist-chases-driver-films-herself-20753713

https://nation.cymru/news/cardiff-cyclist-catches-up-with-driver-and-gives-him-piece-of-her-mind-after-cat-call/

(Fine. So if a woman “sexually harasses” some guy in the street with a hurty comment he can tell her to fuck off too then! – DA)

 

And seconded by: Two In The Stink

It’s not an exclusively male thing…… when I was younger I had my arse and crotch grabbed by lasses: albeit mostly drunk, but I never complained about it (obviously).

Women can be just as letchy.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4xdkmm