What is wrong with door slammers?

Why can´t they just pull the door behind them and click it shut silently? It´s not so difficult. Are they in such a hurry to get home or escape from it? To rush to the bog for a crap? To rush to the bedroom for a quickie? To switch on the TV and watch the BBC coverage of Black Lives Matter? To flee to the pub after a row? To escape a nagging wife?

I can tell when my neighbours are going in or going out as they slam the door every time. In fact, the whole building must know.

Hotels are the same. I don´t know how often I have been in a hotel where it appears that every other guest is taking part in a door-slamming competition.

At least, my neighbours don´t have a dog but others do and I will save my distaste for cunts who let their dogs bark non-stop for another post. With the kind administrators’´ leave that is as I don´t want them to think I am taking them for granted. Grovel, grovel.

Nominated by: Mr Polly 

Death now that’s a real cunt.

Life has its ups and downs, it can be beautiful, it can be ugly. At times you can feel so elated that you are like a teenager who has just touch second base for the first time or like passing your driving test first go aged 17. Sometimes it like being dumped at the youth club disco or that you miss an open goal in an important footie game.

We are born and basically dribble from the mouth cry a lot and shit and piss ourselves. A life time of learning and experiences help us to get to know life well and just as we are beginning to get the hang of it and enjoy to the max along comes old age where once again we end up crying in pain and pissing and shitting ourselves. Now that is a cunt.

But; the biggest cunt of all is death. That is a real blow just when you are getting to like it.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt 

(I have a strong urge to play some Blue Oyster Cult and “Don’t Fear the Motherfuckin’ Reaper” – DA)

What a bunch of lefty cunts these lower than low retards are.

https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/norwich-city-hall-light-up-for-george-floyd-7992188

On the same anniversary of the Manchester bombing and lee rigby’s horrendous murder live on tv they decide to commemorate this septic cunt.
Words actually fail me sometimes

Nominated by: Once a cunt always a cunt 

Seconded by :The Eternally Grumpy Cunt

As an ex-city boy born and bred (fortunately escaped to the country) but still with local connections, I have to second this nom and endorse it fully.

A clueless bunch of mainly Liebour and Lib-dumb cunts that despises its honkies and indigenous citizens, and puts cyclists and any other virtue signalling bandwagon before the interests of any of its long suffering indigenous citizens that pay their fucking wages.

They all need a short sharp wake up call in the form of a bloody good kick in the genitals with a size 11 steel boot. Fuck Floyd. Reward and Sainthood for criminality?

Get fucked NCC.

Warning, the following link may contain material to make you laugh your bollocks off.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-57162187

Afshah Khan, 17, arrived at the Heathrow Holiday Inn on 12 April with her parents and five younger siblings, after a trip to Pakistan to visit her ailing grandmother.
As someone with “brittle” or “unstable” asthma – in which any asthma attack can quickly become life-threatening – she often needs medical treatment at home in Bradford, and stress can be a trigger.

The whole fucking family troop off to Pakistan from Bradford, both covid hotspots, in the middle of a fucking pandemic and are aggrieved because they had to quarantine. 8 of the fuckers. Ashfah has asthma. Which I assume she had before she went. Perhaps the nasty hotel made it ‘brittle’ and ‘unstable’.
I hope she found the right cousin to ship over and marry while she was there.

Once again thank you BBC for alerting us to this nasty government sponsored abuse. Doctors expect racism and compensation as further complications.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

A music for bed wetters cunting, mainly for right on snowflake Chris Martin but also his band Coldplay if I may.
This irritating cunt has polluted the airwaves with his middle of the road crap music for far too long.

A man with the ability to seemingly rip off or sound like every other cunt for 20 odd years, whilst subjecting us to vocals as piss weak as soggy cardboard.

When these lot came along in 1999-2000, I will admit to enjoying their first offering and (probably) best song ‘Shiver’ which despite borrowing heavily from the Radiohead/Jeff Buckley mid 90s guitar sound – was still in my opinion, a descent song.

Since then, and with ever growing tedium, this cunt has been plagurising any cunt and every cunt while trying to appear ‘cool’ by hanging around with cunts like Jay-Z.
Virtue signalling his raisin sized bollocks off with the fair trade shite scrawled all over his hands.

Tried his hand at the whole vacuous Hollywood sleb couple thing with Gwyneth fucking Paltrow, calling their daughter fucking ‘Apple’ and then there was the ‘uncoupling’ cuntishness after she binned the whining cunt off.

Which brings me to his latest offering ‘Higher Power’ which is yet more hopping about on one foot, reaching for the sky in multi coloured clothes bollocks.

A mixture of ripping off Don Henley’s Boys of Summer and a pop song from last year called Blinding Lights, by a band called The Weekend.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gXgf5smLEgQ

Not unlike U2 and Bono, Coldplay are a turd that refuses to flush.

Chris Martin – you sir and your band, are indeed – a Cunt.

Nominated by: Herman Jelmet