I know, its my own fault for reading this bullsh*t, but it was the link to the Bloody Bollocks Corporation from the GB News item on IsAC that caused it.

First of all there is no prize for guessing which boxes are ticked in respect of this ‘story’ nor of course is it of any surprise that the BBC even entertain it. But PTSD? Oh come on FFS.. what the hell is remotely ‘post traumatic’ about this?

Ok, the wife got ill. She recovered. She didn’t die, her fanny didn’t explode into tiny pieces with some Alien popping out, you all had a difficult time. So what? No real harm was done in the grand scheme of things. How much more pathetic mileage will these wimps take from these experiences that normal folk take in their stride?

My firstborn’s birth was traumatic, wife had blood clots in legs and lungs and had a dreadful time, but all was forgotten when number one lay staring at the ceiling after eventually being expelled from the birth canal and pinking up nicely. This is despite me being the one that spent some 8 weeks trying to hold down work and dealing with a new born and the Mother-in Law while the wife was stuck in hospital not actually knowing which side her luck would be on.

I never went crying to the media about it that’s for sure. PTSD is what the likes of Soldiers endure, proper trauma from seeing people blown to bits. World War 1 conscripted men not knowing if they were walking in stinking piss and blood sodden mud or their fellow regimental chaps rotting faces after being shelled or sniped by Fritz and Co.

I said in reply to a nom earlier this week that I was grateful never to have been pushed into National Service nor suffered the endurance of War, but this shower of shit born in the last 20 years or so might benefit from a bullet in the wrong place or a real life changing catastrophe and make them realise just how irrelevant their mental elf whining really is.

PTSD? Not in the true sense. Cunt? Definitely.

PTSD at Birth of Daughter

Nominated by: The Eternally Grumpy Cunt

To read virtually anything in the press about Joe Biden one might be led to the conclusion that he is an all seeing wise soothsayer with perspicacity and mental processing powers of a genius of Einstein proportions.

They never seem to question him on how he has come to certain conclusions; what are his reasoning’s and on who’s authority he is actually speaking. Please find links to his latest instructions for other world leaders this time the UK and EU, (cunts).

Why cannot they see that he is a dithering old fool with the mental capacity of a garden slug. He slurs his words, forgets questions, on the odd occasion one is asked of him and appears to have a penchant for slobbering over pre pubescent kids.

Surely the MSM fools must realise that if they want us (Joe public) to take his word as gospel and sell this to the us as such; then some of the issues above need to be addressed by them.

Of course this won’t happen because they like creepy sleepy Joe. They can basically dictate to him whatever they want him to say.
Cunts.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-57411343

Biden Warns UK over Northern Ireland

Biden Warns Boris over NI

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

For those who don’t know in Yankland “Juneteenth” is a commemoration of June 19th 1865, when the last slaves were freed at the end of the Civil War.

This week the Democunts have pushed a bill through Congress making it a Federal Holiday. That means a Bank Holiday in our terms.

Hurrah! Good old Uncle Joe! Who doesn’t want an extra Bank Holiday? Well here’s the rub. Officially it’s going to be called National Independence Day.

You what? Hold on, every cunt knows there’s already an Independence Day…..July 4th. What the fuck?

Of course they could have called it Emancipation Day or Liberation Day but no, they have deliberately chosen to call it this confusing name. Now I wonder why that is?

Answers on a postcard please to:
Rewriting History Association
Commie Avenue
George Floyd City
Gold Coast State

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Helpful link provided by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Biden signs off Juneteenth

And this from smugcunt

Juneteenth. Fucking Juneteenth !!!

Americans are cunts. Why do they fuck up our language?

9/11 was bad enough without fucking Juneteenth. I understand it was the date the last blacks were emancipated after 600 000 white men died ending slavery. That’s 200 000 more than all the blacks that crossed the Atlantic to North America in the slave trade.

Do they get any thanks? No. “America was built on slavery” they spout. If it was how come South America, where 80% of the slaves went, isn’t richer than North America ? Wankers.

The Democrat party, the ones responsible for slavery, the KKK ,Jim Crow laws and the destruction of black society through welfare are busy turning large swathes of the place into third world shit holes.

Happy June fucking teenth. Cunts

What’s a Karen?

Well they’re typically middle aged white women who really want to speak to a manager or act like they’re super entitled. They actually complain about the name ‘Karen’ claiming it’s racist (it’s not).  I mean just look at the video and tell me you wouldn’t want to punch them. I would. And I’m nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyWHVb4ayKM

Nominated by: LazyBiscuits

A roulette table with the usual zero and double zero has 38 numbers. If you lay a bet on any single number and get lucky then you will win 35 times your stake. The casino will not pay 38 times your stake. They have an ‘edge’ which ensures that mathematically, over an extended period of time, they cannot lose.

Even with such a small ‘edge’ in their favour casinos are able to expand into hugely profitable hotel complexes employing thousands of staff.

The lowest cash prize on the UK lottery is for matching 3 numbers. The best odds for doing so is if the first 3 numbers drawn do not match any of your selected numbers.

You then have 6 chances (the maximum) from the remaining 56 numbers (the minimum).

6 chances in 56….5 chances in 55….4 chances in 54.
Combined odds of 1,386 to 1.

And for beating those eye watering odds you will recieve £30.
Having paid £2 for your selection, that is 15 to 1.

The National Lottery will tell you that half of your stake has gone to ‘good causes’.
Fair enough, then pay out half of the odds of 1,386 to 1……You cunts.

And people are still daft enough to buy lottery tickets every week. Perhaps in the hope that they will win a few million pounds, but not taking into account that they must beat the odds of over 45 million to one to do so.

Go to a casino instead. Put your £2 stake on any single number at if it wins then put the entire winnings on another number. The odds of winning that way are 1,444 to 1. Very similar to the odds of matching 3 numbers on the lottery. The difference is that the casino will pay you £2,450.

The National Lottery is a disgrace. It’s a tax for the hopelessly stupid.

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter