A massive cunting for this plastic cunt. Only a few months ago she left Little Mix with mental health issues due to the stress of being in a band. Dripping like a septic cock to the media regarding being bullied. She is constantly pulling the mental health card.

Now she has signed a contract for a solo career. This fucking lying bint should be shot. Typical celeb pulling the mental health card. Talking out of her fucking fat arse. I hope her career never takes off and she fucks off for good.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-57204589

Nominated by: AsItIs

You thought it was just a bunch of ego maniacs trying to appear superior. A tiresome haggard old trout asking ‘is it organic?’.

But no. It is, inevitably, drafting in an effnik. And not like other ethnics they have on the panel, who are business people. Oh no. This one is bleck. Ish. With the usual chip on his fucking shoulder. With a Soshul Mejah company, so obviously well versed in industry and commerce.

“I’m not against white men in suits, but I am against leaving talent off the field because they don’t feel included. And so by being a Black man in a snapback, I will appeal to other Black men, and women… or anybody that comes from an underrepresented background, and I will let them know that they can sit at the table.”

(I have no fucking idea what a snapback is. Perhaps a sort of shoe?)

The subtext is that blacks are excluded, not that they are not very enterprising and are too busy dealing and stabbing to do anything useful, but because they is black. Innit.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-57179015

Dragons Den. Chiggun.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The end to personal privacy is a cunt.

With effect from1 July your GP records will be held on a centralised database and used for research purposes. It has been described as the ‘Biggest data grab’ in NHS history.

https://www.theregister.com/2021/05/13/nhs_data_grab/

Unless you opt out by 23 June (and this cannot be done online – you have to download a fucking form and send it somewhere ffs), the Borg will have assimilated you data and there will be no turning back. Any spotty researcher planning the next steps on our public health dictated road to hell, or bidder for NHS contracts, will have access.

In summary, from July doctor/patient confidentiality will mean that only your doctor, you and millions of other random cunts will be able to check out you health/mental health.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

Masks are a cunt.

But not how you may think. I have a class with a few large black (Black?) and Asian lads.

With masks on, and having only seen their mugshots on Teams for the best part of a term, I get their names confused,

Do I think all black people look the same? Of course not. But with masks, and one of the Asians wearing corn rows, it can cause some confusion. Not to mention the islamic girls with their masks. ‘Sir, you mean her, not me.’

Fuck this shit.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

Method acting is a pile of arty farty self-aggrandizing shite.

Practised by highly strung thesps suffering for their art and immersing themselves in character to deliver powerful and unforgettable performances or self-absorbed egomaniacs looking for an Oscar nod.

There has been a few down the years, Jamie Foxx agreed to be blind on the set of the Ray Charles biopic for up to 14 hours a day, Robert De Niro drove cabs in NYC for 12 hour shifts when filming Taxi Driver but the most well-known is Daniel Day-Lewis.

Apparently in My Left Foot he played a man suffering from cerebral palsy and was rarely if ever out of character. He went everywhere in a wheelchair even when filming had stopped, ate in restaurants where he insisted on being fed with a spoon and talked with an afflicted drawl. He has also lived in the wild for six months and only ate food he had trapped (Last Of The Mohicans 1992) and caught pneumonia on the set of Gangs of New York for refusing to wear modern thermal clothing.

As Laurence Olivier said : “Why not try acting? It’s a lot easier”.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator