Harry the Halfwit [15]

A Boo Hoo cunting for Harry the halfwit please. This poor hard done to unfortunate has turned his back on the royal family, rubbished the Queen and with the assistance of Migraine the Cunt duchess must have given the Queen and his father a lot of anguish over the last two years.

He is whinging now that the epaulettes have had the Queens cypher removed. Sorry twat boy you fuck with the royal family and the U.K and you will get served your arse on a platter. Now be a good halfwit fuck off and don’t darken these shores again.

Daily Mail Link

Nominated by: CuntyMort

Harry Hewitt [14]

Harry Hewitt. Yes, yet another cunting for this odious piece of shit. Not only for his and his wife’s self aggrandising virtue signalling at the invictus games but for his assertion that he blessed his grandmother with his presence for 15 minutes to make sure “she has the right people around her”. What? After you and your lying, gold digging, vindictive wife tried to fuck her over with the Ian Wright lookalike interview?

After failing to attend your grandfathers ( ok, not biological I admit) memorial service? After insinuating that the country your grandmother represents is a racist shit hole? Maybe he’s right. Maybe if the queens courtiers thought the same as him about “the right people”, they’d have left the little cunt and his vile missus outside the castle walls. I mean, her maj ain’t well as it is. Treasonous little shit!


Nominated by: Field Marshal Cuntgomery

Prince Harry Hewitt [13]

Do we actually give a fuck?

Prince Harry Hewitt moaning again, oh Lord, give me peace.

Harry Invictus Games Promo Video Link

Can’t come to England, for his Grandads memorial service because he doesn’t feel safe?

Quite fucking right, I’m sure there’s plenty who would like to have a go, you whining, ungrateful turd!

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Seconded by: Mikdys

IMO it’ll be great if this cunt never comes back to England again ever. It would be even better if MSM reports of him whingeing were blocked from all English internet servers as well. Is this technically possible? How much would it cost? Can we get funds raised on gofundme before they try to misappropriate them? Questions…

Prince Harry [2]

According to the BBC website Prince Harry has decided to bang his three brain cells of dubious parentage together and has developed a Social Conscience.

You might expect someone in his circumstances to thank their lucky stars that,being not overly blessed with intellect,he has found himself a comfortable job for life,but no. He wants to play a part in changing Society for fucks sake. Why can’t the cunt just spend his time getting pissed up or playing golf or opening new public bogs or bus stations?

It’s the fucking ingratitude of it that’s got on my tripe.

Nominated by Mary Hinge



I’ve got nothing against Liz and her german brood personally but I’m sure they could be doing something more fulfilling and productive.

It’s not monarchies per se but other cunts copying the principle – Noth Korea (KIm Jong Il then Kim Jong Very Ill then Kim Jong Dead (thank you E. J. Thribbs – Private Eye) and the incumbent Kim Jong cunt, Syria, Unites States, various kelptocracies who really push the envelope.

I haven’t, yet, heard of Liz dispensing with the services of a footman or Lady in Waiting (who incur her displeasure) via a firing squad of anti-aircraft fire, but at pushing 90 she’s getting to alzheimer age territory so it may happen.

The hereditary accession to a position of responsibility without any checks for suitability or aptitude is frankly bollox. The UK has a shortage of doctors and maths teachers so why don’t we extend the principle of divine accession to the offspring of our current doctors and maths teachers and save on the 5 or 7 years or whatever it takes to qualify and just bung ’em straight in the hospitals and schools and see what results they achieve.

Nominated by: Mary Hinge-Frottom