Okay, so it’s not quite all-out civil war, but it seems things are kicking off again in SA, and in particular Johannesburg.

Lots of BLM (Burn, Loot and Murder) going on between warring tribes (mostly black) either supporting the current president, Cyril Ramaphos’ tough stance on political corruption; and supporters of ousted president, Jacob Zuma, who has been jailed for refusing to testify over alleged government corruption and bribery under his watch.

The police are totally outnumbered by the baying mob, who have looted and trashed many shops, and supermarkets in the Gauteng region of J’Burg, a lot of which are owned by Whites, Asians and Indians.

Things are so bad that private security firms have been called in to protect shops and residences owned by the mostly white middle classes in the area, with some commentators suggesting this is the worst period of civil unrest since apartheid ended in the early 90s.

The thing is though, past and present governments/presidents since Apartheid ended have been black, and just like with other historic black African presidents (Mugabe, Mobutu and Amin) , they love the taste of power, money, bribery, corruption, murder and influence (the exact same things that were levelled at former white presidents like de Klerk and Botha) – until of course they get found out for being the chavvy scum they really are!

Plenty of black people (and whites) have died during this current period of civil unrest, but I don’t hear much noise coming from the libtards in the West, especially the BLM, the MSM, Rashford, Abbott, Sparkletits and all the usual cunts that see racism is all the fault of whitey.

Moreover, I don’t see any of these cunts getting on their planes and flying out to J’Burg in order to protest on the streets and stand shoulder to shoulder with their black brothers and sisters criticising black president, Ramaphos!

They choose not do this because you just don’t fuck about in places like SA. The police can’t control the mob, and therefore the safety of some BLM protestors and token celebs flying in from Heathrow, New York or Califuckyouia would be in doubt. Which is ironic because these are the same cunts who want to defund the police in both the US and the UK. In which case perhaps they should go to Johannesburg and learn a few hard truths of having no police around when you need them.

White Militias called in against lawless looters

Nominated by: Technocunt

See that person milking a shit song for 25 years? That’s you that is.

Oh fuck that song again. ‘Its coming home, it’s coming home, football’s coming home’. How I hate it. A lone drunken voice the other night- ‘It’s coming home, it’s coming home, football’s coming home…’

Is England really the ‘home’ of football? I suppose it was invented here. It’s such a plodding rhythm. ‘Its coming home, its coming home, football’s coming home’

‘Three Lions on the shirt’. But there arent 3 lions now are there? I thought it was changed to a lion, a lioness, a cub. A lion, a lioness and a cub Jules Rimet still gleaming’. Doesnt really work.

I hate that as well-‘Jules Rimet still gleaming’. Bit scrupulous here but it’s the cup that gleams not the person.

Could have got that wrong. Is it called the Jules Rimet trophy? Anyway the line is shit. I suppose I better confess that I did watch Fantasy Footbbal was a bit of a fan. All matey like with Stato there. But then NO. Suddenly I hated it.

You can just tell Skinner brainstormed the England team and our poor showing over the years. And set down the memories. I hate that kind of lyric writing. Its just too easy.

Oh well if they win will be hearing much more of it. We might as well just join in. After 3:

‘Its coming home, it’s coming home, football’s coming home, its coming home, It’s coming home, football’s coming home.

Nominated by – Miles Plastic 

I’d like to add that David Baddiel sings flatter than Patsy Kensit’s chest.

Do not google image search her unless you wish to end up on some sort of a register.

Can some kind soul out there in the great IsAC community help a confused old git to get a grip on a weird aspect of 21st century manners and mores?

It’s the fault of ‘The Crown’ actress Emma Corrin, who appears to have some ‘gender’ issues. Emma has courageously come out to tell the world that she’s *gasp!* on ‘a journey with a lot of twists and turns’, but that she’s ’embracing it’.

She’s *wow!* changed her personal pronouns to ‘she/they’ (I know), and shared her ‘intimate’ experience of buying her first breast binder on Instagram, as you do.
So here’s where my confusion comes in.

Why does a young woman want to be ‘pronouned’ as ‘she’, yet flatten her breasts to look like a young lad? Is she wanting to identify as female, male, or as something else along the sliding scale of 50, 70 or 100 genders?

Answers to IsAC please (no answers please we don’t care or even know who she is), always assuming that you give a flying fuck about the ‘oh look at me’ antics of yet another self-absorbed, narcissisitic sleb.

Oh and judging by the photographs, she’s wasted her cash on the breast binder…

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9758967/Emma-Corrin-recalls-buying-binder-details-intimate-journey.html

Nominated by – Ron Knee

“Hi guys. Dave here. Today I´m going to show you how to make a fantastic mashed potato and beef pie. If you like it, don´t forget to press the thumbs up button and subscribe to my videos. My specialties are potatoes and beef pies. Yummy. Yummy. Have a nice day guys. Oh and don´t forget to look out for my next series in which I show you how to mix potatoes and ground beef in incredible mouth- watering dishes that will blow your socks off! Enjoy! Dave.”

Fuck off Dave and all the YouTube prick so-called cooks. Watching you puts me off food and makes me think the school dinners I got 50 years ago at school in Glasgow – flaccid boiled cabbage, grey mince containing mouse droppings and peas made from sheepshit – were great.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Really she should just sponsor this site.

Hands up if you think that Flabbott the Hutt is, shall we say, a couple of aces short of a full deck. Mmm… that’s all followers of IsAC then.
Things just go from bad to worse for poor old Flabbott though. She’s starting to make ‘Sleepy Joe’ sound intelligent, and that takes serious talent.
Flabbott is a fucking idiot. Have a little listen to her latest statement on Labour policies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx7lDWgwpOE

(it’s a short clip)

I rest my case, ladies and gentlemen (and anything in between) of the jury.

Nominated by – Ron Knee