We now have to suffer the four month shitfest that is Christmas because he and his toy army couldn’t properly organise the total extermination of according to prophecy new born males one of which he presumed would usurp his rule of a minor vassal state.

The only bigger cunt in this fucked up operation was Gaius Terranius?(not sure) the Roman Prefect of Egypt that let Jesus, slapper Mary, gullible Joe and an unquarantined donkey escape across the border unchallenged (perhaps an ancestor of Boris Johnson).

Of course there probably would be some other sky fairy whom there would be a months long hullabaloo before it’s birthday. If it was Yasur I wouldn’t mind but I reckon I’d get sick of it all eventually.

Fuck Easter too, a quite garrotting in the dungeon then chuck the corpse into the cesspit would have sufficed.

Humbug!

Nominated by: Shackledragger cunt

A better late than never holiday cunting please for mince pies.

Seriously, why do people like these ghastly things? The mince tastes and feels like eating intestines and the less said about the dreadful dried ‘fruit’ (especially the orange peel) the better.

They are almost as overrated – and as horrific – as turkey so far as festive offerings are concerned.

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

Thanks to ISAC I have recently been made aware of the Gay Gooners……a bunch of fa**ots who love the ARSE-nal.

Apparently some Everton supporters at Chelsea ( Thursday 16th Dec) were chanting about some unnamed Chelsea player who is, allegedly, a “rent boy”.

Oh fuck me! Isn’t that terrible? Everton have, predictably, gone apeshit about it promising to ban cunts left right and centre. And some bunch of pooftahs calling themselves “Gay Toffees” have emerged to cry like little girls about how unfair it all is.

Fuck me, all my life the oppo in football have been called all sorts of names, especially being bummers and fairies. It’s called having a sense of humour.

That’s all gone now. Who would have thought shouting “Oi Robbie, get your haircut you fucking bender” would have got you arrested at a football match?

Not me, that’s for sure. I fucking didn’t see that one coming.

Gay Times News Link

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

A further CUNTING for Christie Elan-Cane.

The misguided freak has just lost its Supreme Court appeal, in an attempt to make us all have “gender neutral” passports.

It doesn’t need a passport itself as it can transform into a bat and go anywhere it wants to scare the living shit out of those unfortunate enough to see it. Garlic and wooden stakes all round!

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Sir Cuntalot

And then there’s this from Cuntstable Cuntbubble

How low the trannies have got this country to sink. This twaddle from a report by a comittee of MPs from all parties.

1)”Transgender people in the UK face “high levels of transphobia” on a daily basis and they have “a long way to go” to achieve equality in the UK, MPs say.”

No they fucking dont. They say they do. They face piss taking which is richly deserved.

2)”A “root-and-branch review” of the NHS’s treatment of transgender people.”

So should the NHS ignore science and treat tranny men for prostate cancer and so called women for cervical cancer? Fucking ludicrous.

3)”Urgent clarification on the position of transgender prisoners, given the “clear risk of harm” if trans people are held in prisons according to their birth genders. It cites the cases of two transgender women who died in 2015 while serving time in male jails”.

And what of the degenerates getting into women’s jails?

4)”Official recognition of gender should be based on “self-declaration”, rather than a “medicalised” assessment.”

So any fucking prevert can self declare and get into women’s facilities?

5)”Mandatory training for police officers on transphobic hate crimes, and the extension of hate crime laws to cover gender identity.”

Hate crime as in piss taking? I suppose it gives the cops more reason to ignore actual crime. Expect the Met to lead the way.

6)”The lowering from 18 to 16 of the age limit for obtaining official recognition of a new gender without parental consent.”

Fucking bollocks.

7)”The option to record gender as ‘X’ in a passport, and an end to the need to show a doctor’s letter to alter the gender shown.”

So these fuckers can doctor a passport as they see fit? Do Border Force have a say in this bullshit?

8)”More training for school staff to better support “gender-variant” young people.”

Gender variant, if it means anything is a mental condition.

9)”Guidance for sports bodies to make clear that exclusion of transgender players on grounds of safety or fair competition is rarely justified.”

Rarely justified? Words fucking fail me. Rugby? Weightlifting? Athletics?

I emphasise that an all party group came up with this woke, dangerous nonsense. The spokesperson on R4 for this hogwash is a Tory MP. Yes, a fucking Tory.

There no longer seems to be a difference between the loony left and mainstream in politics, business, the Arts etc. No fucker is putting the common sense view on this shite.

Despair.

BBC News Link

It’s that time of year when you just can’t get away from the barrage of crap Christmas music, and I must admit to having cashed in on a few myself over the years.

But this year there’s a eulogy to the Fab Four that reminds me that there is one Christmas visionary out there who richly deserves a thorough cunting especially at this time of year – John Lennon :

(1) a man so far up his own arse he was almost a quantum singularity
(2) a man with an ego larger than the known universe
(3) a visionary who undoubtedly, had he lived, would have almost certainly been a UN peace ambassador and an even bigger know head than Bono
(4) a man who married one of the world’s ugliest women, almost as big a cunt as Meghan
(5) a man who never wrote a decent song after he split with McCuntney

It seems to me that Lennon’s main claim to immortality was that he was assassinated, otherwise there wouldn’t be an airport named after him and he would have faded into obscurity. That at least would have spared us the crock of shit that is “Merry Christmas – War is Over”.

Regrettably we have to tolerate it every fucking year. The only good thing you could say about it is that it’s better than “Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time”. But then again we are comparing two turds to see which is the best polished.

Have a great Christmas.

Nominated by : Chas C