The Great SNP Pensions Delusion

SNP pensions fairyland.

Yet another cunting for the Scottish Nazi Party, this time for their delusion that post independence their gold plated pensions will continue to be paid for by the UK (English, Welsh and Northern Irish) taxpayer simply because Scotland won’t be able to afford them.

Despite a slip up from a minister at the time of the Independence Referendum, which was quickly rectified, the UK government has been quite clear that pensions in Scotland will be the responsibility of the Scottish government in the unlikely event they become independent. How could it be otherwise?

To expect a country to pay the pensions of a foreign country is pure fantasy. But this past week both Fishy Sturgeon and Fatty Blackford have asserted that this will be the case. All of which demonstrates their economic incompetence and brings in to stark relief the fact that an independent Scotland won’t be able to afford the benefits they get as as part of the Union. Bit of a home goal, really.

Morons.

https://www.heraldscotland.com/politics/19898395.sturgeon-insists-state-pensions-will-not-shrink-independence/

Nominated by MMCM

Serial Killer Groupies

Serial Killer Groupies

I like watching true crime documentaries and there is always the strange spectre of women falling for murdering cunts on these shows.

What is it with these mad tarts? Ted Bundy had them and so did the utterly evil Richard Ramirez. Some of Bundy’s female fans turned up to his trial dressed as his victims, the sick cunts. Nevermind too, that Ramirez would violently murder and rape his victims with iron bars. And laugh while they begged for mercy. Or that Bundy would beat them to death with metal bars or his fists before or after violently raping them. Or that he’d cut their heads off and keep them at home, before returning to the woods to have it away with their headless corpses, until there were too many maggots.

No, these silly tarts don’t care it seems.

My solution is to give these mad tarts a dose of reality. You’re fans of serial killers are you? Oh, you can ‘change him’? Maybe you just like ‘bad’ boys?

Well, get in a cell with one of these cunts and see how that goes for you, you mad fuckers.

https://www.oxygen.com/snapped/crime-time/groupies-loved-serial-killer-ted-bundy

Nominated by Cuntybollocks

General Sir Mark Carleton Smith

General Sir Mark Carleton-Smith

Who feels* that the Army needs to be more woke:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10468001/Tens-thousands-troops-ordered-spend-DAY-reflecting-inclusivity.html

“An Army spokesman told MailOnline: ‘It is not the army being woke, it is the army addressing some of its unacceptable behaviours.’

‘Unacceptable behaviours’ refers to anything that falls short of the Army’s values and standards, including drug and alcohol abuse, sexual harassment, bullying and racism.”

Arguably these “behaviours” (check the plural: always a sign that a social worker or cod psychologist has been involved) are exactly what an effective fighting force needs in its ranks – tough brutal cunts who don’t ask too many questions and know how to entertain themselves on a Friday night in Colly.

General Sir Mark Alexander Popham Carleton-Smith (Eton, unsurprisingly, but failed Oxbridge – 2:2 BA at Durham) seems to have forgotten anything he learned in Bosnia in the 90’s, in the euphoria of his subsequent glittering ascent of the staff ladder. He was in the SAS once, ffs. Maybe it’s dementia. Brasshatted cunt.

*I can’t believe thought was involved.

Nominated by Komodo

Roger Hallam (3) and Just Stop Oil


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10480761/Climate-change-fanatics-plot-blockade-Britains-refineries-fuel-trucks-petrol-stations.html

Cunters it’s time for another eco loon fisting for these closet marxists. Apparently they are going to blockade filling stations and road surf tanker lorries. Hopefully this time the public WILL take more direct action and inflict some battle damage on these cunts.

Roger Hallam and his merry band of twats want the U.K to stop all oil exploration and ban the use of fossil fuels.

What pray would Britain gain by going back to Medieval times pray Mr Hallam? A collection of prize cunts.

Nominated by CuntyMort

Dead Pool [239]

Congratulations to Captain Quimson who correctly predicted the death of the actor Jack Smethurst who will be best remembered as Eddie Booth in the fantastic un-pc 1970`s classic sitcom Love Thy Neighbour.Smethurst was 89 and his death was confirmed by his son Adam also an actor who has paid tribute to him. R.I.P

On to Deadpool 239

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your nanes havent already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.