”Nusrat Ghani: Muslimness a reason for my sacking, says ex-minister”

Yes, we have it in for these people of impeccable peacefulness yet again.

Our government might be a bunch of cunts but it is the most ethnically diverse group ever to have been in office. But like with cricket, it seems that the Slumos are victims. Yet again. (Slumo is Seffrican Indian slang. Nor regarded as offensive when I was there. Neither was P*ki by the way.)

Now we arent sure how this nonenty’s ‘muslimness’ manifested itself. Perhaps she had to have a male relative chaperone? Kissed the carpet at innopportune times? Wasnt served exclusively Halal food in the parliament restaurants? Wore a suicide vest to No 10 parties? Groomed young girls for taxi drivers? Whatever. But discrimination against her ‘muslimness’ was the reason for her sacking. According to her.

We wait for the Hindus, Sikhs, Tamils, Buddhists, Wiccans and Scientologists to rush out to identify with her sorry plight. Just like they didnt at Yorkshire cricket. Or anyfuckingwhere else.

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Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

And here’s another, this time from Freddie the Frog

Nusrat Ghani

Another victim of Islamophobia. So she gets the sack, not because she’s fucking useless, but because she’s a fucking Joe Daki and she was told this by a senior politician. In the 21st century!!! In wokie Britain!!!

Yeah……and then she waits 2 fucking years before she starts crying about it!
Sorry, is any cunt buying this shit?

Boris Johnson critics are Cunts.

I can’t understand all this shite being thrown at Boris just because of a little social gathering.Everyone knew what they were getting with Boris wen they voted Tory….a character different to the usual boring,staid professional politicians. It isn’t like he had a personality transplant when he became P.M…..he was always a “fly by the seat of your pants” celebrity-type politician who shamelessly plugged into the John Bull/Winston Churchill stereotype.

He is the man who got “Brexit” done and is steering us to the sunny uplands of a Great Britain that will again shit on Johnny Foreigner….and all this while successfully guiding us through the worst health crisis in living history.

Any minor “bumps in the road” are due to underlings who lack The Great Man’s vision and moral compass….personally, I’d tip Nelson’s statue off the top of that column and put Boris there instead.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Bottled Water
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bottled_water

Whilst shopping in Asda today (unfortunately we don’t have a Fortnums round here) I accidentally took a wrong turn up the soft drinks aisle. Obviously I normally avoid consuming anything liquid that’s devoid of alcohol. Anyway, my attention was piqued by shelves groaning under the weight of hundreds of multipacks of haitch two fucking oh. I could not believe the prices being charged for something that falls out of the sky. So, for example, 4 x 330ml Evian at £3, for fucks sake!
Who in their right mind spends 75p on a third of a litre of water when you can get the same amount out of the tap for a fraction of a penny? And tap water won’t be contaminated with benzene like Perrier was in 1990.
The bottlers and retailers are literally taking the piss water. And every knobhead who buys it has the intellectual complexity of a maggot.

Nominated by Geordie Twatt

A cunting for women who want equality, but don’t want equality

Well, I guess it was only a matter of time. Yes, women want to be equal, but they want to be more equal and actually DO want to be known as the weaker sex, but maybe they don’t. Who fucking knows.

Apparently, there is “fury” (yes, it’s the Daily Fail) that lone women aren’t being prioritised when they breakdown.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10421995/Fury-AA-says-NOT-help-lone-woman-man-roadside.html

Yes, funny that you wimminz, you have been asking for equality and now you know what that means. It means waiting at the roadside like the blokes, until, invariably, a bloke will rock up in his van and do some bloke things to get your car fixed and going again – it could be something really difficult like changing a fucking wheel, but you wouldn’t know about that as you can’t be arsed to learn as it is easier to get a man to do it.

This is just like my lefty neighbour who is always banging on about wimmin and most men being rapists, yet is on the phone to me as soon as the car battery is flat or she can’t do something on her phone (she is 84, so I do cut her some slack). It’s also like those stupid bints who were moaning about their pensions being the same as blokes – FFS, you couldn’t make it up.

So, there you go, equality is bullshit. Blokes can do many things better than birds, but birds are better at other things. The whole thing of women “firefighters” is stupid – most men could out-strength most women, and that’s a fact. If a women firefighter can’t lift something, who do you think will step in and do it? Another women.

Anyway, so there you go women – you now know what equality means and you’ve got it!!! Daft cows.

Nominated by Lord Cuntingford