I am sure that that celeb Eliot Page (I cannot find her real first name) (which says a lot in itself) who was a woman and became a man would like to ‘grow a pair’. Have they injected her so she can one wonders…?

‘You should grow a pair of balls’. You hear that from men AND women. Mrs Plastic says it to me a lot when I invariably shrink from confrontation.

Caitlin Jenner has no balls. He’s had the ‘full surgery’. But he has metaphorical balls as it were when it comes to standing up against ‘gay marriage’ and transgender atheletes in women’s sport.

What am I cunting here? Transgender balls that’s it. Balls as bollocks. No bunkum I mean. Balls as bunkum, bullshit.

I have no doubt that ballsy Bruce (what a manly name) was speaking the truth when he said he felt like a woman on the inside all his life. I am not denying that.

A terrible thing to feel. That you’re in the wrong body. I suppose he wished and wished he was a woman but he was in a man’s body. But just because you fervently wish things to be so the wishing doesnt make it a reality. (A bit like heaven, then – NA)

This is from Hello Magazine-
‘Having undergone a nose job, breast augmentation, tracheal shave, jaw reshaping and beard removal as part of her transition, Caitlyn finally completed the process with gender reassignment surgery.’

So Bruce has ‘busted his balls’ so to speak to become a woman.
The last on theist is having his balls and cock chopped off.

He has had what is called ‘facial -feminisation surgery’ as well which involves- ‘procedures such as hairline correction, forehead contouring, and jaw and chin contouring’.

‘hairline correction’. But when God made him (as I would say) his male hairline was correct. ‘forehead contouring’ but when God made him (as I would say) his forehead was countoured for a male. .’jaw and chin contouring’. But when God made him (as I would say) his jaw and chin were perfectly ok for a male. What am I saying?

These terms really confess him to being a man having surgery to look like a woman.

Fuck this. What does it matter anyway if it makes him feel better in himself? I like the cunt for his stance against Wokery.

Oh, this turned not to be a cunting at all.

So the cunting is for those people that say people like Caitlyn Jenner are REAL women. And the consequeces of that in law.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-56960011
(Helpful link provided by Cuntstable Cuntbubble)

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

Cunts who use speaker on their phone calls.

Picture the scene: an immaculate, serene, blue-skied, spring day in England. One might be tempted to sit outdoors, absorb the sunlight, bathe in the melody of bird-song and admire the cherry blossom on the trees.

A neighbour 3 doors down exits into his garden and calls someone. His cunting bellowing down his phone shatters the pastoral scene into smithereens as we are treated to his gobshite conversation and all the banalities therein.

For some reason, he decides that he is not broadcasting enough braindead bollocks to those in the vicinity and decides to use speakerphone so the fucktard whining mingster on the other end can pollute the tranquil atmosphere even further.

These cunts are indicative of a broader, rancid wank stain blight on human existence, something which might be avoided if an ounce of non-curtness was drilled into or born in their flabby idiot brains.

cf. cunts on trains

Fox2 Detroit News Link.
(Fun link dialled in by Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Fuckwittery

Find me sartorial instincts offended by what da yoot, and alas da not so yoot, are wearing. Not so much suited and booted as squeezed and castrated, todays Woke Warriors have taken to wearing what is apparently known as ‘the super skinny suit’. Yank in origin, say no more, these bollox squishing two sizes too small garments started making an appearance on actors on American chat shows then corporate sponsorship compelled old ugly fucker James Bond aka Daniel Craig to wriggle into one and, God knows how, do a lot of running about on rooftops.

The epitome of fashion? My arse. Go back a bit and ‘50s film star and man of the people and doyen of Albanian Dictator Enva Hoxa, little cunt Norman Wisdom was capering around in the old two sizes too tight.

“Mr Grimsdale! Oi’ Mr Grimsdale my cock is stuck in my trousers an’ it don’t ‘arf hurt”

Cue syrupy Norman song later released on 78 where due to a lot of payola it stayed at no 1 for six weeks and was subsequently found in an old dead cunt’s cupboard during a house clearance. The Don Black lyric also gives an explanation for the famous Norman comedy walk.

Don’t cry for me because I’m a fool
I have tears in my eyes
Because I slipped and split me tool

So my dears for once the Norman Wisdom look is bang on trend and punted out this very moment by overpriced online outfitters to da yoot Asos or do I mean Arse’oles? It goes with the tufty quiff barnet and shoes worn without socks with pointy toes that curve up. I definitely mean Arse’oles.

Go here to Tossers Fashion:

Asos Link

And here for Stormin’ Norman:

Norman Link

Nominated with photos by: Sir Limply Stoke

This tennis club in London has sparked a transgender row after the option for ‘female’ was classed as “no longer valid” on its membership system. A member by the name of Julia Stephenson was trying to renew her £300-per-year membership when she spotted it.

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/woke-london-tennis-club-slammed-women-not-valid/

(Very short nom, but we allowed it because this needs to be slagged off – NA)

Nominated by: Cunt Me In on

I would like to give the most monumental of all cuntings to the most insignificant woke weasel on the planet.

Peter Edwards (yes I hear you all say who the fuck is this cunt)

Well he is the former editor of the labour list(what the fuck is that you are all saying) I don’t know either he is such a nonentity that he’s not even editor anymore.

At 6pm every night I like to watch GB News and Dewbs and co and this oily little virgin fucktard seems to be on every week I think he’s only on to be mocked.

This man is so dull with his monotone robot voice and he looks like plug from the bashstreet kids (so not much going for him there)

This proper libtard leftie has to constantly make his point heard and any other persons view is wrong because like all lefties they are correct and everyone else is wrong (you all know the types)

So I give this twat a cunting of epic proportions he is the poster boy for what happens to kid when they were bullied at school and probably never had a girlfriend in his life probably likes it up the shitpipe anyway the dreary little melt.

I would rather sniff Katie price’s gaping growler for 2 hours solid than listen to this cunt for 5 minutes.

Thanks for listening to my rant.

Nomiated by with photo: Codhead Cunt

Seconded with helpful link provided by: Miserable northern cunt

https://youtu.be/gXqHkdfFprY

There you go admin.
Good nom Codhead?

This bony sneering little shit raises my hackles too.