Yes, you did hear me right – toilet twinning. Here’s the idea : you pay £60 to have your shit hole twinned with a shit hole in an African shit hole of your choice. When I got over the disbelief, I pissed myself laughing (see what I did there!?!)

If you don’t believe me then this is a link to their shite – sorry, site ; Toilet Twinning Link

Some of the stuff on here, you just couldn’t make up. For example “Flushing away poverty one toilet at a time” or “The sanitation crisis – kicking up a stink”. Or “Bogtech – one loo doesn’t fit all” FFS who writes this shit?

Seems you can also have the opportunity to become a “loominary”. Whowza!

Apparently, they send you a certificate to hang in your loo which contains a picture of the toilet your toilet is twinned with. I’m sure the photoshop wizards in Admin will have a field day mocking one of those up.

Maybe I should sign up for this crap. After all, I’ve been talking shit for years…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Daily Mail Link

What a stupid,common Slag. Most people would be ashamed of such a tale….not this fucking Sow. She seems to think that it’s all a big joke and revels in the “facebook-likes” attention. she’s fucking lucky that I wasn’t the driver..I’d have put her fucking windows through,climbed in and shit in the foul tramp’s snoring mouth.

I just bet she’s unemployed,a single Mother to a Sooty child registered as having special needs,has a smack-rat boyfriend and goes to McDonalds in her soiled pyjamas and slippers for their meals.

Fucking cheap Scum.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Last weekend somewhat tired and emotional I decided that a night in a hotel was preferable rather than getting the ferry home.

My favourite hotel is now an immigration hostel fucking cunts

It’s a listed 500 year old building, I suspect Mercure couldn’t resist the government contract

Cunts

BBC News Link

Naturally the BBC didn’t do a follow up cunts

UKnip News Link

Nominated by: Navy Cunt

I can’t cunt this cunt enough. She’s always believed there is Islamophobia in the Tory party. And now that NusRAT Ghani has decided to have a #metoo moment, she’s at it again, the fat, dark key slag.

Guardian News Link

Now let’s just get this straight. The Tory party made her its chairperson. The Tory party elevated her immense self to the HoL. The Tory party is Islamophobic.

Fuck off, you fat, useless cunt. Nicklas Bendtner is more useful than you. Cunt.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

Katie Price Hate is a cunt.

Ok, she’s a trollop and it shows how money can cause issues if you give it to someone with addiction issues and not many brain cells but why do people keep having to hate the woman?

I’m always reading when a murderer or rapist gets locked up that if “they’d been Katie Price” they would’ve gotten away with it. Or if a violent criminal gets some bird for killing people in an old Audi that Katie would’ve been given community service.

Well I have news for these people, if she committed homicide or wiped out a family of immos in an old BMW she would go to prison. Yes she seems to get away with lots but just read the stories of folk who actually kill people in cars and then walk free…not even on a technicality but because their driving was careless and not dangerous,.

I’d be more interested in how a bankrupt can afford drugs, alcohol, cosmetic alterations, holidays to Vegas etc etc etc

Enough said, kiss my balls

Nominated by Spanky McSpank