There are some Casting Agency young couples who I am sure are totally genuine despite talking like frozen muppets appearing ont’ telly to warn us about the wave of criminality now engulfing our new estates.
“Did you hear next door was arse burgled the other day”
“Ooh we did. There is an epidemic of arse burgling on the estate. I wish we could feel safe in our own beds.’
“We have had a Verisure Alarm fitted. We rang them and they came and fitted the same day. Now we have total peace of mind and they give you a limited time offer of a free door bell arsecam. ”
“What a Graze idea.”
“You’re doing the wrong ad you cunt. Yes you should get one. If you fancy having your arseburgled you can see who it is and let them in. Verisure let you can take control of your own life.”
“Yes you should get one. If you fancy having your arseburgled you can see who it is and let them in. Verisure let you can take control of your own life.”
“What a good idea (fake Co-Op Insurance type smile to partner). We’ll get one fitted right away.”
“Yes do. You won’t regret it. We have no worries now.”
How much do they cost?”
“That is not in my script”
Fake Co-Op Insurance type smiles all round.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
Seconded by: Cassandra
Along with the likes of Kevin Twatly, whose Key advert for equity release really boils my piss. Has he no shame trying to persuade us pensioners to fritter away our kids’ inheritance? “we’ll tell you if it’s not right for you?” Fuck off – the few applications you do reject is because they ain’t right for Key. These products are invariably a bad idea – except for the mercenary fuckers making the ads.
Same goes for all the other “funeral plans”, “debt consolidation” and “snake oil” products on TV. You know who you are Eamonn and Carol.
