Freddie Lewis and his enabler, the BBC, talk candidly about Freddie’s occasional periods here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-59829907 (warning: don’t read within two hours of eating). Does this make one or both of them cunts? You be the judge…
I accept that I’m not medically trained, and have led a relatively sheltered existence, but to the best of my knowledge no man has ever visited the GP (yeah, I know, imagine for a minute that it’s possible to fucking see one!) complaining, “Dr, help me, I’ve got blood weeping from my member!” only for the GP to reply, “Congratulations, Mr Cunt, your periods have just begun. Here’s a free tampon to get you started, courtesy of the NHS.”
It’s more likely to be, “Here’s a leaflet about your cock cancer. Close the door on your way out, that waiting room filled with illegal immigrants aren’t gonna diagnose themselves. They’ve got enough on their plate grabbing their free accommodation, food, money and schooling for Abdul and Fatima where they can learn all about White Privilege.”
After much thought, I’ve concluded that the BBC are definitely cunts for promoting this. Whilst Freddie probably isn’t, I assume he still has one, or at least some surgically mangled remnant thereof, to bleed from. Thank fuck I don’t pay the telly tax.
Nominated by Cunty McCunt
