Wasting Time

Could you spare me a few moments of your time Cunters. To read this Nom.
Trouble is when you come to the end of it you might think you have wasted your time.
And you cannot get that time back. It’s gone forever.
Maybe like the police Admin could have me up for wasting ISAC’s time.

I was always a time waster. I once watched a pile of sand being delivered across the way and stared distractedly while it was shovelled into the wheelbarrow and taken away to be used. Then suddenly the pile was gone. The sands of time had run out as it were.

ti-tum ti-tum ti tum…sorry there cunters just wasting a bit of time…

If I look back on my little life I think objectively you would have to say I have achieved very little. That’s because I have just stood around daydreaming for a lot of it.

Hamlet springs to mind. He ‘procrastinates’ doesnt he instead of acting. I mean the actor is acting but he is acting a man that cannot act.
Glad I’ve cleared that up.

Maybe it is that. A kind of hesitancy I have, to do something, anything. Yes I am decidedly hesitant.

I always fancied myself as the thoughtful, sensitive person. A contemplative if you like.

Sounds good that. But really is has just been downright laziness.

Has this Nom just been a waste of time?

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

Supporting link provided by: Miserable northern cunt

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Dead Pool [262]

Conratulations to Dickie Dribbler who correctly predicted the demise of the Greek actress Irene Papas who died today aged 96 (Or 93 :sources differ) after a long battle with Alzheimers disease.She was best known for roles in Zobra the Greek and Guns of Navarone.She had a prolific career starring in around 70 fillms over a 50 year career.

On to Dead Pool 262:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.No duplicates.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping nominations mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

5)Hits are rewarded upon the timing of death announcements not necessarily chronological order of death.

The Many Faces of Paul McCartney (10)

Old Macca has just done a photoshoot with Madonna. Now, both look like a pair old fools as expected. With Madogga looking like the well past it mutton dressed as spam decrepit attention seeking old whore that she is. But, why is McCartney a cunt (apart from the obvious) for having his mugshot taken with the auld slapper?

Well, McCuntney has spouted on about animal rights and vegetarianism for decades. Surely he must know that the old slag shoots animals and wears fur coats? If I know that, then he surely must?

His horrible bug eyed daughter, Stella, is also a mate of the slag-wagon. And she also preaches about animal causes, while hanging out with an animal killer.

Old Kipper Snatch and that Guy Richie turd used to gun down pheasants on their cunt-ry estate. And pheasant shooting is a very cruel method of blood-sport. One of the worst. Yet the McCartney’s have no problem with fraternising with such a cunt?

Hypocrisy must run in the family.

PBS LInk

Nominated by: Norman

Night Coppers

This is one of the newest police reality shows (C4, Tues) on tv.

Now I know the cops have a difficult job especially with people off their faces on drink/drugs on a “night out”. British youth has a serious problem with aggression which is a throwback to our viking heritage. They rampage through town and city centres arguing and fighting each other for little or no reason.  They certainly can’t take their drink and behave abominably. There’s no excuse for this.

However,  this series is set in Brighton, London nightlife overspill and weirdo capital of England.  The green MP and council oversee a filthy overpriced, overrated sewer of a place. There is no respect at all for law and order on the streets and they seem to have got the woke, insipid police “force” they deserve. Honestly these soft cops sicken me. They tiptoe around amongst the yobbish trouble makers trying to sympathise and reason with them. In return they get threats and abuse.  “Get away from me bruv or I’ll murder ya”. “You’re a c***”. Hardly any of them seem to get arrested or even cautioned. One rabble attacked a bus and assaulted the conductor. The ringleader was “advised to stay away from buses.” and sent on his way.

Had my mates and I attacked a bus in the 70s we’d have been rounded up given a good hiding and thrown in the cells. And we wouldn’t have complained unlike this lot who are all experts on their “rights” and film everything on their IPhones.

The Brighton night cops seem more interested in buying fast food than confronting crime. I despair for this country when I watch stuff like this. No wonder the police get no respect now. They tolerate far too much which sets the bar lower and lower. The kids know they can swear, insult and threaten them with impunity. Even the really bad ones who do get arrested are treated like guests in the local nick. What would you like to eat? Would you like an extra pillow?

Whatever happened to zero tolerance and drink tanks? Treat them like the bloody scum they are. Fine them £500 for being drunk and disorderly and £1000 for abusing a police officer. Ban them from city centres and night clubs. Don’t treat them like your wayward little brother or sister you woke twats.

Get a backbone and restore respect for law and decent society.

Spectator News Link

Nominated by: Lord Percy Percy

Lenny Henry [10]


Lenny Henry (again) – the mithering cunt has got himself a part as a Hobbit in the new series Lord of the Rings – Rings of Power.

The character is called Sadoc Burrows – I’ve read the books often and can’t recall such a character, but he has seemingly been created to compensate for the lack of diversity in Tolkien’s books. The same books that had elves, dwarves, hobbits, wizards, orcs, walking and talking trees, humans, trolls and Christ knows what else.

Anyway, Lenny says it is great for these 1000 years old tales to be positively reimagined by todays storytellers. For information, The Hobbit was first published in 1937 and The Lord of the Rings in 1955. Suffice to say I shall be giving this pile of shite a miss.

MSN Link.

Nominated by: Mary Hinge