It’s with a heavy heart I write this.
I feel like a traitor.

My whole life I’ve loved Cadbury’s chocolate.
No better treat!

The finest chocolate in the world ??
Belgium?
Switzerland?
…. Get fucked.

Cadburys was like heaven on your tongue,
Like virgins piss.

Then Kraft bought it out☹️
Fuckin yanks!!
They fuck up everything.
It’s rubbish now.
I’d rather lick my own arse.

As a boy I’d have a bar of fruit and nut in my haversack, hiking up a Pennine trail, behind my dad, dog at my side,
And when we sat tired on the rocks surveying the beauty of the British countryside we’d share a bar of fruit & nut for ‘energy’?

Can’t do that now,
Be better off with a bag of crisps ( 70% air 30% crisps.)
So thanks for that Kraft you bunch of cunts.

Ps
I’ll get my own back.
Just see if I don’t.

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Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

Yes, this old prat moaning about climate change at every available opportunity.
His constant whining is ruining what used to be the BBCs only worthwhile output. Nature documentaries.

This time it’s Frozen Planet II. Every fucking episode he just can’t help himself. He even blames climate change for an increase in killer whale attacks on bowhead whales.

Free the Words Link

I reckon the old cunt wanks himself off over a picture of Greta Thunberg every night. Just shut the fuck up about global warming and present the program. And while we’re at it, let’s have the RSS Sir David Attenborough name changed back to Boaty McBoatface like it should be.

Nominated by: Duke of Cuntshire

Gary Neville is a cunt, isn’t he.

The Champagne socialist prick, thick-as-a-turd after a horsemeat burger, Beckham ringpiece-rimmer, and whiny, Manc commentator fuckwit has attended a Labour Party conference.

Previously, the little shit-biscuit had stated, “Ah ain got no intenshun of goin’ in’o politics, liiike” yet here he was acting as if he wasn’t a multi-millionaire marxist.

“Eee, lissen oop liiike, ah ain no fookin’ leftie woke fingie” he garbled.

“Starmer becumin’ President, riight, can’t come quick enuff.”

“Also, riight, we should ‘ave more diversi’y in football. Ahh fink. Eh.”

This monglish simple-simon has had many achievements outside of being Ferguson’s foot-rest, including a three-month stint as manager in Spain, not being the ugliest Neville brother, and showing support for (alleged) serial-assaulter and woman-puncher Ryan Giggs on soshul meeja.

“Ah fink du tax coots for du wealfy are immoral, liike. Oo du fook wants ’em, anywaaay? Well, me obviously. Fook the poor.”

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

What a fucking rancid old Bag….serves her right that her “fur-baby” showed his true opinion of her and crapped in her gaping maw…calling ambulances and a 3 day stay in hospital indeed….I bet she wouldn’t have been so keen if she had to pick up the bill.

What really gets me is the bit where she says she ran to the bathroom to wash the shit out but her son was having a shower so she had time to take a fucking selfie!!..

Dear God, I’m not squeamish but if I had a mouthful of watery shite,I  don’t think that updating my Facebook status would really be my first thought when I couldn’t get in the bathroom.

I’m glad the horrible ratty little dog crapped on her….I’d happily join it for a repeat performance.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Foxchaser-Fiddler

If the Cunts are so bothered,why don’t they get on the first available flight and do their protesting in Iran?…they’re not going to influence much by causing upset in London.

The Police have enough on their plates dealing with with our homegrown malcontents,spongers,deviants,tree-huggers and Royal funerals without having to bother with Cunts whinging on about events on the other side of the globe…they should take their lead from the Iranian security services and crack a few heads….Prince Andrew would be my starting point….a sponger,a teeny-toucher and an all-round Cunt,to boot.

I couldn’t give a shit what the Iranians get up to in their own Country.

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Foxchaser-Fiddler