South Tyneside Council & Northumbria Plod

Some of you cunters may be under the mistaken belief that cancel culture is an effete southern indulgence confined to Bristol, Brighton and Khan’s Caliphate of Lonstabistan. But no, just to show the North can match the South’s pointless wokery, step forward the morons of South Tyneside Council and Northumbria Police.

These comedians have been spunking council taxpayer’s money on investigating those bastions of criminality……statues. Two of which, one of Queen Victoria, the other of a couple of Vikings, have been issued with ‘Amber Warnings’ for being a bit colonial. Well I’m sure Ivar the Invincible feels appropriately admonished.

Anyway, here’s Rod Liddle explaining it far more eloquently than I can:

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These cerebrally challenged cunts should be hung by their ankles from the Tyne Bridge. For ever.

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt

Racist Police Dogs (2)

Racist police dogs.. yes you read that right.

There is a bill in California to ban police dogs from chasing suspects.

Well apparently black and Latino account for two-thirds of use of force cases.
So it obviously a racist pooch that’s at fault.

And even better dogs can trigger blacks because dogs were used to hunt down slaves..

So how long before they trace back Fido’s heritage to find out his great, great granddad worked for the confederacy. Reparations, Reparations.

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt. An additional link by Miserable northern cunt.

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Dead Pool [279]

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the demise of Hollywood actor Tom Sizemore who has died aged 61 after suffering a brain aneurysm.Sizemore was best known for his role in Saving Private Ryan but also starred in other hit films such as Heat, Natural Born Killers and Pear Harbour.He was also the voice of Sonny in Grand Theft Auto and was known for his long history of drug abuse and disorderly conduct over many years.

On to Dead Pool 279:

The Rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next .No duplicates allowed.It is first come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone nominating the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching picks mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in order of death.

This Sceptic Isle

As a bit of a patriot, this is a difficult Cunting to write, but I feel I have to nominate this country for a Cunting. Why?

I’ve returned, recently, from a short break in an eastern European country. A few observations: polite people – kids letting you through a doorway, first, being a prime example, clean, litter and graffiti-free streets, cheap prices, good service, taxi-drivers from the indigenous population rather than some surly Johnny-Foreigner type ‘driving’ an Uber, TV adverts with the same demographic without a mixed-race couple to be seen, good road manners and lane discipline, quality, well-surfaced roads.

Just some examples of comparisons I made with this supposed first-class country.

Where did it all go wrong???

Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt

Rev. Al Sharpton (2) – Loudcunt

Rev Al Sharpton (he de dude in de middle innit)

The now diminutive former fat cunt and self styled Voice of Black America (ever since Martin Luther King got popped although many believe he never knew him) and now living fossil of the 1960’s Race Struggle has suddenly surfaced on and about UK media.

He declaims against Stop and Search in London while flogging his video documentary “Loudmouth”. Prostituting his skinny old Man of Colour butt to boost book and video sales? Not Rev Al man of principle? Surely not.

This archaic old man of colour and pretentious Civil Rights Activist is now in a country he knows nothing about with a culture he knows nothing about and with a people he knows nothing about yet is still trotting out his old hackneyed pulpit rhetoric.

Master of the demagogic three part phrase, he is (1) heroically indignant, (2 )he is outraged, (3) he is inflamed – by the crooked justice over this racial roulette where the wheel only ever stops on black.

He intones about Black Rights violated and how de black yoots predilection for gun crime and black on black knife crime in London is all the fault of Whitey.

You can kill a dreamer but you cannot kill the dream”.

As to stop and search, any one with a touch of colour who survived the 60s and 70s – by colour I refer to lifestyle and recreational habits – who was not regularly pulled over and asked “do you have anything on you that you shouldn’t have?” then given the old “what’s this ‘ere then” by plod doing a bit of gardening and planting was missing out on life.

Happened to me all the time and the only bit of spade that I have must have been left by plod after gardening and planting. In fact I still have to watch out if I legitimately go up West on a bit of business despite being a very senior old cunt indeed.

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Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke