Wayne Rule, murderer

Just exactly how heinous does a crime have to be, before life actually means life?

Now, this is just my personal opinion, but some people are just beyond hope of rehabilitation. look at Paul Gadd for example. They simply cannot control their selves.

I really think we need to bring back the Death sentence. It would give me peace of mind knowing that the monsters are dead, and not under my bed.

Spalding Today

Nominated by Jezzum Priest.

BBC licence fee collection practices

Now, if you read the article, it’s a generic mailer sent to unlicensed properties.
Does that make it OK? How many other families have had this idiotic mail, following the death of a family member.

And this is exactly why it should be scrapped, and the BBC defunded.
This kind of cuntishness needs to stop!
Nazis, that’s you, that is BBC.

The Telegraph

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Lizzo

No, I’ve no idea who this elephant is either, but by the looks of the report it must be a popular recording artist or something. It may be a good, bad or indifferent singer, I don’t know and don’t want to know.
My point being, who the fuck could watch this mountain of adipose tissue slithering around on stage without wanting to vomit?

The Daily Torygraph carries a report on the same gig today with the headline ‘Why isn’t this out-and-out superstar headlining Glastonbury?’ I’ll tell you why not – because it wouldn’t be possible to construct a stage strong enough to support her and the fat slags behind her. What a disgusting sight.

Independent

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

The New ‘Bold’ Ad

Oh it’s bad, it’s bad.

A feminine looking boy comes home from school. He has long blond hair. He wants to get on the settee after school. But he hasn’t got his favourite ‘Dinosaur’ onesie washed.

Both parents realise but it is ‘Dad’ that jumps to it. Throws the garment in the drum with the ‘Bold’ capsule.

While this is going on we are treated to the words of the Spandau Ballet song ‘Gold” made to sing of the virtues of ‘Bold’.

Anyway Dad gets it to his son asap. And the son puts it on and it feels so nice and snuggly.

But wait! Dad has got one too! (His must have been already washed). And it’s the same version as his son’s.! Only a bigger one. But yes the same colour, the same Dinosaur motif.

And they get on the settee both in their onesies and snuggle up together!

Now Cunters isnt that a beautful way for a father and son to bond?

Youtube

Nominated by Miles Plastic.

James Corden (12)

James Corden is a crybaby cunt.

Heard about leftie baldie cunt Patrick Stewart ripping the piss out of celebrity fake cunt and piece of work lard bucket James Corden?

The woke cunts and social media pricks are all up in arms because the obnoxious lardarse has been ‘fat shamed’ by a seemingly pissed Stewart. I personally think that it’s fucking hilarious.

That fat obnoxious cunt talks to people like absolute crap and he’s as fake as Bruce Jenner’s twat. Yet, when the fat fuck is on the receiving end, the lardy shit starts blubbing. Boo fucking hoo.

There aren’t many things that are more pleasurable than watching that fat horrible cunt get some overdue payback. And the lardarse only ‘apologised’ to those restaurant staff because he was caught doing it. God knows how many times he’s done it in other places to other people, the fat cunt.

And as much as I dislike him, I have to say well done, Patrick. Cunt though he is.

Mirror

Nominated by Norman.