Andrew Robertson

 

Scotch Footballerist who plays for eternal victims, Liverpool FC, Andy Robertson, has been whining about an ‘assistant referee’ (linesman in old money) elbowing him in the face.

It seems to me the cunt spent most of the first half calling, or should I say, screaming ‘Fuck off you cunt!’ or suchlike, at the rather tough looking official. He seems to spend a lot of his time screaming abuse at officials I’ve noticed.

Well, at the end of the first half of his team’s game against Arsenal, he ran after the linesman to carry on gobbing off. He even appears to grab the linesman’s arm from behind. The linesman seems to raise his elbow, perhaps to shrug him or even a potential pitch invader away, catching the cunt slightly.

Robinson then acts as though he’s been butted in the face by an excrement covered Charles Bronson. Carrying on like a little bitch. Almost causes a riot as he tries to get the fella in as much trouble as he can.

How about he stops abusing officials and keeps his hands to himself? Is that too much to ask?

Still, he plays for Victim FC so the linesman will probably have his career ended, and be forced to sell his house and possessions by way of compo for the soft, cheeky, mouthy, millionaire cunt.

The article linked is a tongue in cheek one regarding the incident, but it made me chuckle anyway. If only this were the policy.

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Nominated by Cuntybollocks.

50 thoughts on “Andrew Robertson

  1. Jock/Scouse cunt. Any idiot could see what happened. He just shrugged him off, his elbow went nowhere near his face but he slapped his hand over his mouth like the cheating bastard he is. For once Roy Keane was spot on……”big baby” he called him. This cunt should have the book thrown at him the fucking gay po*ce.

    • Agreed, It looked to me like he was just shaking off Robertson’s assault, then did the dive bit we’ve all come to expect from these poof footballers.
      Even if it was an attempt to elbow Robertson in the gob, I’d still say it was nowhere near.

    • Imagine if he had ‘elbowed’ a black or Asian player? Or if it had been a female assistant he would have just shrugged it off to save face.

  2. A bit like Arsene Wenger – I didn’t see this incident on Sunday but I heard about it afterwards.

    What a colossal cunt Robertson is. Running to his friends to tell on the man.

    There were calls from certain circles for this official to be punished and all that. Get to fuck Robertson maybe needs to learn to keep his hands to himself.
    The burly linesman should have gone the whole hog and put his feet through the Scottish cunt – Live on Sky.

  3. The linesman should be banned indefinitely. No official can behave like that. Admittedly, Robertson was whimpering a bit, although ironically the Arsenal players had been going down like cheap whores the whole match.

    The aggressive cunt has been “stood down”, but they’ll find him innocent to evade scrutiny. Dirty, shitty thug.

  4. Don’t know what the argument is about, but it appears to have given the player a hard-on. Is it because the linesman doesn’t want to take it any further ?

  5. Premiership footballers are total cunts,as illustrated by this soft wanker.

    Another sob story by a millionaire who’s full of shit.

    Oven.

  6. I was sitting in the pub having a nice quiet drink when suddenly the door was flung open and this bloke wearing a black top, black shorts and carrying a whistle, walked in.
    I said to my mate, “It’s gonna kick off in a minute.”

  7. Whine on. Whine on.
    Without shame in your hearts
    And you’ll never whine alone.
    You’ll never whine alone

  8. Costantin Hatzidzki.
    After the match, I looked where this aggressive lorry-driver-looking thug called home. Could be an out-of-work Albanian drug-dealer or a currently-unemployed Romanian burglar., I thought. Apparently, the elbower cunt is from England! There’s an Anglo-Saxon name, eh. Have we got any actual English people left here?

    Psh.

    • The lino comes from Sarf Londonstabistan and his family are of Greek origin. I know someone who grew up with him. Apparently he’s played rugby for Greece and done some MMA on an amateur level. I’m told he’s a right hard cunt and doesn’t take shit from anyone. Be careful Captain, I might send the Bubble round to pay you a visit. 😁

      • He can fuck off back to Greece with his sister wife but without the Elgins, the hairy, Ouzo-quaffing cunt.

  9. You do have to be careful with the jocks, with the lack of sunshine that elbow could of shattered he’s skull.

    What am I saying footballs skulls are totally solid.

  10. Footballers, top level ones a spoilt cry-baby ultra selfish cunts. And This fucker demonstrates that perfectly.

  11. As ever, someone associated with Liverpool FC oversteps the mark and events conspire to make them the victims.
    Robertson grabbed the linesman’s arm and he reacted, naturally in my opinion, by trying to throw him off. By the Sod’s law of scouseland, he ends up making contact with the Scottish wankers boat race. What rotten luck.
    I foresee a ‘justice for Robertson’ campaign dragging on for years and ending with a whitewash where the chief of Yorkshire police gets prosecuted.

  12. reference the golly doll thing, you dont hear honky whining about action man dolls and cabbage patch dolls and all the other white caricature dolls being racist and hateful.

  13. Robertson is clearly a broken down actress who wears incontinence pants…and gay?

    • I can see him transitioning and going back to Bungdit Din’s socialist nirvana to play for their wimminz team. Fucking play-acting pansy.

  14. It wouldn’t have knocked the skin off a rice pudding the fucking fairy. I take it Robertsons not from Govan. He’s a disgrace to all Scottish Tennants heavy drinking, deep fried Mars Bar eating, 50 fags a day residents of Barlinnie.

  15. When ah were a lad,I used to go and watch the local amateur teams play on a coke cinder and gravel pitch in the park. Most of them were like fucking gorillas. The little cunt would have had the shit kicked out of him in the first five minutes.

    Whiny little fanny.

  16. “It seems to me the cunt spent most of the first half calling, or should I say, screaming ‘Fuck off you cunt!’ ”

    Is he on ISAC? He must be. Identify yourself.

  17. Isn’t this Robertson poof the Captain of Scotland? Fine example he is. If I was playing against him I’d get in his face and wind him up.
    I see that Peaceful cunt running Jockland (into the ground) is taking the Westminster government to court over the No*ces Recognition Act. What a fucking idiot.

    • From Robert the Bruce to Hamas the Useless.

      What a downward trajectory Scotland has been on.

  18. Should have stuck his elbow in the cunts eye socket.
    All these over paid big mouthed shit heads should be sent to see Mr Prigozhin.

  19. I loathe this little shithouse. Acts hard, but the soft cunt couldn’t fight his way out of a paper bag. Robertson is like a very shit version of Wee Radge Joe from Viz. The little turd talks a good fight. Of course, he should be ashamed of himself for such shithouse behaviour. But I bet he isn’t.

    I remember one Manchester United vs Liverpool game in 1985. Alan Hansen and Mark Hughes knocked the shit out of each other for 90 minutes. And at the final whistle they shook hands and walked off the pitch together. Now, it’s just shithouses like Robertson and other cunts.

    The fact that this wee radge shit is seen as a hard man by today’s standards just shows how laughable and soft the game has become. From Dave Mackay, Ron Yeats, Chopper Harris, Billy Bremner, Graeme Souness and Bryan Robson to a little snivelling turd like that.

    • When you think of some of the magnificent Scottish players who have graced the English game, this new breed are an embarrassment.
      I had high hopes for Mctominay when he first made the Utd first team-at least he has a bit of heart.

    • Correct, Norman. I hope the soft twat gets the piss taken out of him at every away ground.

    • Bryan Robson vs Graeme Souness in the 1983 Charity Shield was a duel like no other. Although both were great players and hard men, they had respect for each other and the referee. Robbo actually stopped Souness getting sent off in that game. Both true leaders and master midfielders who were worth their weight in gold. All the post-prem pricks go on about Keane and Viera. but Robson and Souness were the real deal.

      Now, it’s Premiership Pansies with their imaginary red cards, simulation, and general shithousery. As the great Sgt Major Shutup said, ‘Never in all my life have I seen such a display of blatant poofery!’

  20. Breaking news……no further action to be taken against the Lino. Good…. fuck off Scouse cheat!

    • Excellent news Freddie. Even better if they’d banned Robertson for a few games for grabbing the linesman, foul and abusive language, play acting and potentially causing a riot.

      Expect the Scouse cunts to now have ‘Justice for Robertson’ banners at games and to demand a 30-year government enquiry.

      I don’t think we’ve heard the last of this. It’s the Mickey Mousers FFS.

      They’ll want that linesman’s head on a stolen hub cap.

      • I remember their ‘Suarez is innocent’ campaign. When, of course, the little cunt was anything but. Dalglish wearing a ‘Suarez’ T-Shirt was particularly horrible to see.

        I also recall when GMP (with that utter cunt Mark Roberts) briefly confiscated copies of the Red Issue fanzine. Because of the free ‘Suarez is innocent’ KKK mask. Roberts and his cozzer cronies thought that such humour would upset the Mickeys on their first post Suarez/Evra visit to Old Trafford….🤣

  21. Excellent work that linesman, he should have chined the wanker then given him a “Goodfellas” stamp for the fuck of it, these football puffs think that they are above the Law, those poncey fast walkers in the 70s Olympics command more respect than you lot.!

    • Imagine this Robertson creature going one on one with Eric Cantona?
      The big man would leave his footprint on the little weasel’s chest and he’d be blubbering like a baby.

      Robertson vs Vinnie in his Wimbledon prime would also be splendid to see…

  22. I bet Big Dunc disapproves of Andrew Robertson.

    Big Dunc was jailed once for an on the pitch Glaswegian kiss.

    😂

  23. The 52,000 scousers at the game have now sued the FA for PTSD after witnessing the ‘shocking assault.’

    • And yet another mass media compo campaign and a need for ‘closure’…

      As John Lee Hooker sang, ‘And the train kept a-rollin’…..🙄

  24. I remember Franny Lee at Manchester City. He was a game little bastard, loved a rumble. Yeah, he was a diving cunt, but he never shirked a proper confrontation.

    Same goes for Maradona. For a little lad he was always up for it. Diego attempting to kick fuck out of the entire Bilbao team in the 84 Spanish Cup Final is still a sight to behold. Cheat and druggie he may have been, but he had more guts than that cunt Lineker will ever have.

    • I recently watched that Maradona in Mexico documentary series. Pretty good, he was brown bread not long after managing out there.

      In one clip, the rival Mexican fans are singing a song (in Spanish of course) that went something like ‘Maradona sucks dick!” over and over. He rants and raves at the end of the half at the fans and smashes fuck out of the dressing room. His players looking terrified lol.

      It happens again at the end of the game and this time, the fans are near him outside the stadium. Diego tries to get to them, screaming and ranting at them (including a gobby bird.) He’s held back by his own people. And not in a ‘hold me back lads’ way. His eyes are bulging and he’s doing all he can to get to them.

      I reckon if he’d got to them he’d have killed the cunts, that bird included.

      Later when he’d calmed down, he had to explain himself and he said, “Fans pay to see the game and they have the freedom to sing what songs they want from the terraces. But get too close to me when you do this and you will get a punch in the face.”

      He was a cunt, but fuck me he was an entertaining cunt who took no shit from any cunt.

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