One for the ISAC horn section, after hearing about this daft strumpet.

This brain donor has been working as an ‘adult entertainer’ (whore in old money) on OnlyFans. She says she makes about a grand a month after ‘falling out with her boss’. Yes, she seems trustworthy, getting her flabby arse and tramp stamps out for muggy virgins on a dodgy website.

But I digress. She decided it would be a great idea to take some slutty photos inside a cave for her ‘fans’. Well, it was in a cove and the tide came in.

Sadly, the RNLI had a boat spare from ferrying the dinghy riders on this afternoon and managed to rescue her from Davy Jones’s locker in the nick of time.

I wasn’t going to cunt the daft bint until I saw she’d taken grinning selfies during the fucking rescue.

Bill the silly spunk trumpet for the costs. And loads of tats on a bird is worse than genocide anyway, so a double cunting is warranted.

And I wouldn’t touch her with yours an’ all.

Daily Fail

Nominated by CuntyBollocks.

In this instance, Nike and Bud Light.

Nike, for using a tranny to market women’s sportswear:

Bud Light, for using the same tranny to push their shitty so called beer.

The company has been losing a billion dollars a day since they stuck the ugly tranny on their beer cans.

OK, it’s a drink for puffs, but even puffs have their limits.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Minge Juice Bottler.

is a cunt, isn’t he.

? Testiculous-ridiculous!

This multi-millionaire one-trick pony who dresses up as a boy-wizard and says his lines woodenly is now giving advice to children. He has told trannîe kids (?) that adults who are concerned are simply condescending.

If kids want to stick their hand in a fire, parents should stop being condescending. If kids want to run at a wall with a trolley, parents should stop being condescending. Similarly, parents should back off if kids want to have a mastectomy or cut off their beanbag.

? Bollocks-offius!

Radcliffe, who has no children, has taken the opposite view from JK Rowling who created his cosplay character. Perhaps she could make a spell to make him understand biology. Alternatively, make a spell to let him have a hit film after all his duds. At the very least, she could use some of her clever magic lingo for a spell to make him shut the hufflepuff up.
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?Hamza-Yousafius?

Stick it up your hairy pooter.
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Daily Fail

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous.

I’ve already cunted this muppet, but thought the horn section might appreciate an update.

Seems to me like her lips aren’t the only thing she likes huge. Maybe it’s the camera angle ( no David Bailey), but I could hardly see her newly massive gob for her newly massive tits.

What next, a big arse to rival that of the woman who looks like she has a hundred weight of walnuts in her keks.

Jeez!

Daily Mirror

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

I am not going to go on about his ‘racist’ rant from Birmingham in 1976. There are enough ‘But… But’ lleftie cunts who have documented that part of Clapton ‘s ‘legacy’.

I think he is a cunt for what he did to his wife, Pattie Boyd, during their marriage.
Clapton’s mate, George Harrison, was married to Boyd during his Beatles heyday. But Clapton ‘decided’ that he wanted George’s (supposedly his ‘best mate) old lady and he pursued her and declared he ‘couldn’t live without her’.

Anyway, Eric eventually gets his way after several outpourings and declarations in songs like ‘Layla’ and ‘Bell Bottom Blues’. Rock star, rich as fuck, nicks a Beatle’s glamorous Mrs. Any other lad would see all this as a result. But what does Clapton do when he finally marries her? He beats her up on a regular basis and he also rapes her. Now, there is no ‘allegedly’ about this one. Clapton admitted that ‘there were times when I just took sex with my wife by force and thought that was my entitlement. I had absolutely no concern for other people at all.’

Of course, he blames the sauce and the smack for such monstrous behaviour now. But there are some things that simply can’t be excused, and rape is one of them. Also, when the Me Too bandwagon gained momentum a few years back, how did this twat slip under their radar? Was it because he was a ‘cool’ rock star, and he didn’t fit the panto villain bill like Savile, Hall, and Gadd? Abuse is abuse, isn’t it? And the ridiculous and hilarious thing is many (certainly online) believe Clapton’s ‘racism’ and ‘views’ are worse than how he treated his wife. Fucking astonishing….

https://apnews.com/article/314a3a689dd3e15ebbc8d567dfadb06f

Nominated by : Norman