I don’t mind the Welsh being Welsh. I mean, someone has to be although their personalities seem to reflect their climate – wet and miserable.

But all this renaming of famous places into Welsh – is it not really aimed at excluding the English? And making us look stupid when we attempt to pronounce them.

Yes, I know the Welsh nationalists say it’s all about preserving their language and culture but less than 10% of the people in Wales actually speak it. And that Welsh anthem/folk song which says “we’re still here” and all that crap. Well, where would they be but in Wales? The North Pole?

Fact is, if you tried to speak Cymru in Wales most people wouldn’t understand you. I can see the point of speaking French in France or Italian in Italy. They are the native languages. But Welsh in Wales? Do me a favour. Fair enough, teach it as a second language if you must in taff schools but don’t inflict this tongue-twisting, vowel-free, spit-spraying monstrosity on the rest of the UK.

This is all part of the woke agenda which has now reached the valley boyoes (and girloes plus non-binarioes). Good Evans! (I see what you did there. Well played – NA)

Wales Online News Link.

And the lovely Suzanna Reid agrees with me. Need I say more?

Nominated by : Lord Helpus

 

‘B-b-but you’re not dog friendly’, the dog owner wails on a business’s Farcebook/Twatter/Instacunt page, as if not allowing dogs on the premises is some sort of original sin.

Heaven forbid that some of us may not like dogs, and may ourselves want to access public and private spaces as well. How heinous we are for not enjoying the delights of fleas, slobber and loud, incessant barking.

Quite frankly I welcome it when some businesses buck the trend and have an ‘assistance dogs only’ policy – some dog owners need to realise that the world isn’t tailor made for them and their mutt.

Herald Scotland

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt, link by C.A. who says “please add you own in future”.

One of the sticks that transgender women like to beat us blokes up with is the question ‘would you date a trans woman?’. Answer no and of course, you’ll be promptly branded a transphobe.

Well I can safely say that after seeing the epitome of loveliness that is Tara Jay, I’m definitely no transphobe. In fact, I’m haunted day and night by dreams and visions of this utterly alluring and sensual creature. She’s got every soft feminine charm and wile in her armoury, and she deploys them with devastating effect.

Forget that utter dog Salma Hayek. From now on I worship at the shrine of Tara Jay. It’s love guys. As the Borg would say, ‘resistance is futile’.

Youtube

Nominated by Ron Knee. I have to say Ron that this is one of the ugliest fuckers on planet earth. C.A.(Cunt Admin)

So, let me get this straight. A baby is born to a pair of drug addicts, and is removed at birth. Despite the ‘parents’ STILL BEING DRUG ADDICTS, and being a known safeguarding risk, he is returned to their care by the family court system. He dies 39 days later. FFS, how many more of these cases have to happen before lessons are actually learned? RIP little fella.

As a foot-note I’m not cunting the killers themselves because to list what they did to him would be too harrowing. Read the link at your peril – YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Bbc news

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt.

Finley Boden – grief vampires.
I’m sure there’s a nom about the death of this baby

Why on earth does this even need reporting about. These two useless wankers have given their totally unhelpful, useless point of view and this news outlet thought it was worth sharing?
Is a bunch of cunts called a hand, like bananas, maybe a fisting would be more appropriate?

itv news

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.