I thought I’d visit my local yesterday to make the most of the nice weather and have a couple of ciders in the sun. Unfortunately though my enjoyment of this simple pleasure was spoilt by the shower of complete cunt monkeys who arrived shortly after me sat down at the next table to mine.

4 generations of chinless middle class wankers, including the latest addition to the inbred clan, a new born baby probably no more then a month old. Now this little ameoba was obviously the most loved, precious, amazing, miracle that had ever graced the planet and by fuck they wanted everyone to know!

Cue the whole fucking family spending the next 15-20 mins (believe me it felt a damn site longer) loudly singing nursery rhymes to the little shit whilst clapping along and sporting the same wide eyed shit eating grins that you’re more attuned to seeing on the faces of brainwashed cultists.

Plus the kids parents were exactly what you’d expect, a pair of public school educated ponces in their mid 20’s with names like Toby and fluer or something equally pretentious. The dad was a complete wetter who looked like he still called his parents mummy and daddy, and I don’t know what amazed me more, the fact that he’d had it in him to squirt his insipid watery jizz into the arid grumble of the stick insect sat opposite him, or that generations of family inbreeding hadn’t produced a fetus with 9 eyes and a wattle.

All the while this was going on the child just did what newborn babys do, stared vacanantly into space whilst filling it’s nappy with yet another load of Waitrose organic baby food shit.

Finished your GnT’s and Prosecco? Good, now get back in your Rangerover Discovery Sport and fuck off back to the home counties you bunch of self absorbed, posturing cunts

Nominated by : Cuntasurus Rex

We already know cyclists are considered the biggest cunts on the road these days and it’s true that most cyclists are in fact cunts of the highest order.

That’s why it’s so nice when one of these top drawer cunts gets put in his place, the cunt mentioned in the link 10 has tried to get a bus driver into trouble for what he has deemed a close pass. This fucking wanker was in the cycle lane, for once and the bus was in its lane, so they were both in their own lanes.

What are these fuck monkeys expecting now, for people to give cycle lanes a wide berth as well, this isn’t even possible most of the time in busy cities.

Luckily the Police saw him for the cunt that he obviously is and told him to fuck off.
Let’s hope this is the beginning of a reality check for these rolling wankers and this silliness is going to be literally stamped on, that mother fucker has obviously been listening to to much Jeremy Vine….

Even more if you already consider most cyclist as iron clad cunts, just wait until they start doing as suggested in the second link below.

Now a big proportion of these fucktards do their best to get in your way and hold you up hoping beyond hope they can film you and send the footage to plod and get you into trouble.

road.cc

road.cc

Nominated by Fuglyucker. You seem to have a real dislike for some Cyclists sir C.A.

New Zealand, cunters, former fiefdom of The Blessed St Jacinda of the Ardern.

So she quits because there’s nowt left in the tank (my arse) and this Chris Hipkins gets the gig. Surely he’ll be an improvement. But no, when asked how he defines a woman, after an embarrassingly long pause this clueless dumbfuck comes up with ‘I wasn’t expecting this question so it’s not one I have formulated an answer on’. What the absolute fuck? Just watch this prick squirming like a worm on an angler’s hook when asked a Junior School level biology question.

Spiked-Online Link.

This useless cunt is Prime Minister of New Zealand. It beggars belief.

The Video on Twatter.

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

Barely a day goes by without this malicious clap trap winding me up. Yesterday I discovered a new aspect to it* which has the potential to really hit me where it hurts (in the wallet ? ). Net Zero – it really is a cunt:

Ongoing – 25% of your electricity bill is “environmental costs”.
Money Week Link.

Ongoing – ULEZ charges of £25/ day (on top of a £15/day congestion charge) if you have to venture inside the M25 and you are too poor to afford an electric car.
TFL Link.

2025 – Rental properties to have a minimum EPC rating of C to be allowed to be let to a tenant. That’s around 18 million pre-1980 houses that could be very difficult/uneconomically expensive to update affecting 70% of the house rental market. You might not be a landlord or a tenant but I’ll bet it’s not long before this pernicious requirement gets rolled out to non-rental house sales. The EPC on my old house states that to achieve a C rating I would have to fit a £20k windmill. I kid you not – utter bollox!

https://www.nationalpropertybuyers.co.uk/new-epc-rating-rules-to-affect-millions/
https://www.designingbuildings.co.uk/wiki/English_housing_stock_age

2026 – sale of new oil boilers banned* The ivory tower on high has decreed that you will have to spend c£20k installing a “heat pump” (that won’t work properly and will cost a small fortune to run) instead of 1/10 of that cost to replace your boiler if it packs up. That’s 1.5 million people left out on a limb.
https://www.theecoexperts.co.uk/boilers/oil-boiler-ban

2030 – sale of new petrol and diesel cars banned. That’s 40 million drivers disadvantaged (whilst .9 million drive around smirking in their electric cars).
Forecourt Trader Link.

It is said that Net Zero will create wealth and reduce energy bills. The truth is it’s costing us £trillions while China, Russia and the developing world laugh their collective bollox off at our stupidity while they continue pumping out more emissions than 99 UKs could ever manage. Net Zero is the ultimate cunt!

Nominated by : Mikdys