The Useless and Hopeless


Wales Online News Link.

A nomination for cunts with no future and no prospects who keep on banging out kids while at the same time waiting for the next hand out and then moaning about it.
Normally its free loading illegal immigrants who do shit like this, but now and then its Brits, assuming the pretentious names [see above] or they are imports in which case you can understand the names.

Anyway im getting side tracked, so on with the cunting, this fucker has had to give up his job because he has that many brats he spends all day driving the feral pack around, and the cunt has another fucker on the way and they all have faces like smacked arses because they are dissatisfied with their accommodation [ no doubt free ] since they were evicted.

So i have some suggestions, rather than fucking that dragon get a job,buy some condoms and dont have anymore kids you cunt, she must have a snatch like the top end of a wellington boot by now, so it cant be fun, for the wife you can drive the brats while he works and keep your legs together you and dont shit anymore kids into your fucked up world and suspect others to support them.

Once the oldest one is old enough she can look after your brood so you can also get a fucking job, your not a fucking Termite Queen, you cant afford the ones you have, you have no right to expect a life on the tax payers you sponging cunts and the shallow end of the gene poll dosnt need anymore topping up, so no sympathy for this pack of sponging cunts, your lucky you have a place to stay all things considered, shut the fuck up.

Maybe a free loaders exchange program is what we need in this country, bus load of cunts from the Sudan, we will take them, but you have to have these free loading cunts, and they want better accommodation, near a restaurant, with a pool……..what do you mean you would rather keep your cunts, maybe we try Ishittistan, i hear Shammishitta Begone wants to swap with someone…..

Nominated by : Fuglyucker

Hipsters [3]


There is a lot to dislike about hipsters. First off, they look like total cunts.

Their ridiculous lumberjack beards* or some Poirot inspired retro mustache usually teamed up with a fucking top knot, knitted beanie or maybe a City gents bowler hat and black rimmed glasses that they don’t need. Skinny jeans and a Victorian smoking jacket with matching fob watch is a must.

Then there is the interest in obscure films and music. Nothing wrong with that, probably better than some of the mainstream shite they flood the market with but its the aloofness and cliquey in-jokes that the plebs are missing out on the nuances of Congolese folk and 1920’s Luxembourgian jazz fusion or Finnish film noir thrillers.

Most look like they need a good meal because they don’t put in a hard days graft for a living. Sorry Jonty, busking on the accordion outside the tube station doesn’t count. They love anything artisan or better still served in a jam jar, beer, cereal…these cunts aren’t fussy. And pop-up food trucks serving kimchi dumplings? You cant move for bellends on penny farthings and fixie bikes.

Hipsters? They need beating with their retro Gameboys.

Ironically of course.

* Not to be confused with the non-hipsters of the Beard Appreciation Society – Stockport chapter.

https://ninjajournalist.com/entertainment/ridiculous-hipsters-tb/3/

Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator

A minute’s silence

 
Today, (June 8) I read about the Syrian ‘refugee’ who decided to stab babies and toddlers in their pushchairs on a kids’ playground in France.

Within an hour or two, French politicians, who mostly seem to have facilitated such attacks with their insane policies, held a minute’s silence.

With the exception of a few of those ‘evil right wingers’ like Le Pen, these fuckers have some gall. And yes, our lot would do the same.

It’s not your silence we want. We want your fucking rage and to sort this fucking mess out.

But no, let’s put on our sad faces and sing ‘Don’t look back in anger’, before initiating more policies which produce similar results.

We are led by weasels and cunts.

Sky news

Nominated by Cuntybollocks.

The New Rehang ay the Tate

 


The Lady of Shallot sent into storage’. I knew they would come for ‘The Lady of Shallot’. A beautiful picture see. We can’t have that.

Yes my fantasy. See you were tortured on the rack, dragged to Tyburn, the place of execution. Hung then cut down, then dismembered and your innards cut out and ‘burned before your sight’. If you were still alive after all that you were usually beheaded to finish the job, but sometimes you were ‘rehanged’ to do it.

That is the punishment I would reserve for the perpetrators of the new ‘rehang’ at the Tate.
I think it was Rossetti who on seeing the work of a young Burne-Jones’ said ‘welcome to fairy land’.
And poor John Warehouse. This is the second time his work has been cancelled. ‘Hylas and the Nymphs’ was taken down from Manchester Art gallery because if it’s ‘objectification’ if women.

Poor John Waterhouse. He was late to pre Raphaelite movement. I think he took the best of the movement but also took it was influenced by other Victorian paintings.
‘Welcome to fairy land’.
What do we say now? ‘Welcome to fuck all’.
I look at the Lady of Shallot now. I have a print of it in the our bedroom. she has such a wistfully look. As though all beauty has passed away.

telegraph

Nominated by Miles Plastic.
With you on this one Miles, fucking philistines C.A.

Hobby Junior Doctors


This is a piece from the BBC website newspaper review this morning (10th May):

“The Daily Telegraph says a new apprenticeship scheme is being launched to allow school leavers to work as doctors without a traditional medical degree. They would get training straight after their A-Levels. The paper says the scheme will begin this autumn in a bid to tackle NHS staff shortages. The chief executive of NHS England describes it as a “radical new approach”.”

Can you imagine it?. In addition to having pharmacies over-prescribing antibiotics, instead of GPs, meaning they become less effective, and Lady Nugee will have to take three courses of the things to deal with the boil on her arse, now they want keen young amateurs to practice, straight out of school, to be amateur medics.

At one time playing doctors and nurses was something most kids got over as toddlers, now it seems little Jemima, who loves watching Casualty with mummy and daddy on Saturday nights in Islington, so wants to be a doctor that she will be given the opportunity for the laying on of hands before she has gained any sort of medical qualification. The mnd boggles! Is Sunak deliberately trying to make himself unemployed?

telegraph

Nominated by W. C. Boggs.