Foreign Names

You see mi (sic) name. You know what I am. A person of a darker hue.

I’ve already cunted multi-racial whiteness but maybe I should celebrate it.

The proliferation of names like Chumbawumba Patelsahib on MSM sources are really starting to piss me off.

Even the people at BBC II! recognise this (or at least the people who make Famalam) with the character Babatunde Warrington

https://www.comedy.co.uk/tv/famalam/episodes/3/5/

I’ll give Famalam another recommend. They’ve joked about the proliferation of my kind in adverts as well.

Back to my fucking point (two bottles of paint stripper don’t help), my first name is an anglised version of a Hindi name. No issues with that – my parents moved here in the 60s and I was born in 1970.

My surname is a three letter word – very hard to mispronounce – and I’ll give my old man his due. Our original caste (slave?) name was 10 letters (in the Queen’s), and four syllables. Fuck that for laugh back in the 60s. He thought ‘dump it and use my last other name’. I salute you, Old Man.

Simplicity of name and ease of integration. And now I’m a cockney who teaches Physics in Leicester.

Apologies for the (obvious) drunkenness of this cunting, but know that there is someone on this Earth called Kwame Kilpatrick.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwame_Kilpatrick

Nominated by: Dark key cunt 

39 thoughts on “Foreign Names

  1. Don’t like foreign names.
    Or foreign places.
    Or people.
    I hear a accent, I hang up on you.
    If you sound like your a bit part actor on Tarzan or its Ain’t alf hot mum I’ll fuck you off.
    Harsh I know, but its my cultural heritage.
    To denounce me would be racist.
    😀

      • Oh yeah!
        An foreign food!
        And foreign drink.
        Other people’s national anthems make me feel sick.
        And their flags.
        If someone calls chips ‘french fries’ I’ll refuse to eat them.
        Or every speak to them again.
        😀

  2. In the future our phonebooks will only require the letters C and M for surnames.

    “Herro, Mr Chou from Chin Chiminey Shweepers callring for Mr Ishma Mohamred”.

    Dark keys will be working the rice paddies for tuppence.

  3. No problem here with people that have foreign names. If some cunt with a foreign name bats for the UK and opposes wokeness then he’s ok in my book. It’s the lack of integration that’s the problem.

      • Damn right. These are the people I feel sorry for who have to put up with the backlash from all the race baiting cunts.
        There’s more than enough indigenous white cunts near me that need to fuck off somewhere shit.

  4. Can’t pronounce foreign names on the whole, which being an Arsenal fan has pretty much fucked up any conversation about football I may of wanted to get involved in.

    Admin:

    I’ve just become aware of a new hate crime you may need to be careful with given the meme you’ve used in this nom.

    Digital black face is now a thing.

    Posting a meme including a black person when you’re not black is now racist.

    Cunts upon cunts.

  5. @ Dark Key Cunt

    Your first name is Abeer which is a Hindi originated name with multiple meanings. Abeer means colour.
    All your mates have simply shortened it from Abeer to Ale!
    😊

  6. No idea what this is about?
    Maybe I need some Special Brew.
    Not keen on foreigners.
    Usually cause a load of mither and steal everything.
    Send them on a nice cruise,then sink the fuckers.

  7. Hats off to those who shorten the multi-multi-syllabic names to make social interaction a little more efficient.

    Nothing worse than trying to pronounce, say, Dr Muhumabarjjakisharajinan F’tang F’tang Biscuit Barrel or similar.

  8. Foreign name? Bayonet the cunt!
    They might be all right, but better safe than sorry! 😀👍

    • Evening Foxy,👍
      I make absolutely no effort to pronounce a foreign name right.
      In fact I’ll go out of my way to mispronounce it!
      But if in doubt call all foreigners ‘Ali Bongo’.

    • I worked with one once. Surprisingly nice guy.
      Pronounced ‘En-Gee’.
      At least that is how he accepteded it to be pronounced.
      Probably different in Chink dialect.

  9. And who can forget our favourite window licking rubber faced eco-gobshite and media darling cunt?

    I am, of course, referring to Greta Thunberg Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

  10. Purely an aside, has anyone noticed the resemblance between president Macaroni’s annoyin little sidekick-prick Beaune, and the ginger tosspot that Oppra interviewed? Hugely slappable face.

  11. Once visited to Co. Kerry, went a kabab shop – after a few ales, and the bloke running it was called Abdul Murphy.
    I shit you not.

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