So Prince Baldybollocks has made the news by serving up vegan burgers from a van in Deptford or “central London” as the media choose to call it. As a born and bred Londoner I can assure you that Deptford is not “central London”. It’s Millwall country, a fucking shithole, although rapidly being gentrified with the young middle class wokies buying up cheap property and imposing their values on the area. Hence the need for vegan burgers with “ingredients from all over the world.” It makes sense I suppose and it also makes sense that Baldybollocks wants a piece of the action the two faced cunt.

But I want the wanker to explain away all the defenceless magnificent animals and birds him and his posh mates have slaughtered for fun over the years. Yes, you know……a four day “weekend” in some mansion in the country where you shoot defenceless animals and fuck each other’s wives. It’s been going on for centuries you fucking posh cunt. Do you think we don’t know shitforbrains?

Fuck you and your Deptford wokie vegan bullshit you bald headed arsehole!

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Nominated by : Freddie the Frog

The sad lack of customer service is a cunt.

I recently had a nice pay rise on my pension. Being a tight cunt I was looking at doing a regular savings gig for myself and ‘er indoors. Santander had one such offer on. You can invest up to £200 pounds a month for a year at 6% interest. I went down to Exmouth and thought pop in to the bank and enquire about the account. As Nat West is closing their branch in Exmouth I cannot get a face to face appointment until September.
I went home and rang the Honiton branch. Why don’t you go into Exeter and you can see someone there? The reason why I don’t want to go into Exeter is it will cost me £5 for either bus fare or parking. There are only three staff there in Honiton, including the transformer. No I didn’t want to deal with that cunt either. The either of the other two Doris’s would have suited.

So it looks like that idea is dead in the water then. Has any cunter any recommendations where I can invest £200 per month on a regular basis?

So I know £200 isn’t a earth shattering sum but there must be some fucking bank that would say oh yes please and thank you for investing with us.

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Nominated by CuntyMort.

Deserve High Quality Women.That’s the other side to it. But I’ll concentrate on the men.

Rather old fashioned thinking that now I suppose. Are there are High Quality Trannies?: No, not with the people that use this term ‘High Quality’ about men and women.

Andrew Tate is one. He is a High Quality Man by his own definition.. And he deserves a High Quality Women.

He said recently that he would prefer to go out with an 19 year old instead of a 26 year old. That’s because he’s a High Quality Man presumably.

High quality Andrew has a High Quality friend in Justin Waller. He talks often about High Quality men like Andrew and what it is to be one.

And they are not just into looks and wealth no they have very high moral standards.This means they are good fathers they are always ‘there’ for their women.

Trouble is with both of them a lot of their YouTube videos (after the talk about having high moral standards) is about having a nice expensive car and a luxurious house to live in. Oh and a 400, 000 dollar watch or thereabouts. Seems standard. Seems standard with their high moral standards.

Andrew lives in Dubai. He admires greatly Sheikh Mohammed bin Mahktoom a lot. But isn’t what he has done there is make a sort of Disneyland of the Emirates?

Justin was challenged about his women on a discussion programme.. And it seems he still goes from woman to woman even his 30s. So is he really ‘there’ for any woman at all? He says he has tried to ‘fix himself’ about it. But then added (which I thought was revealing) that is too busy with his many companies.

I don’t know…not much of a cunting this because they’re not bad people at all to me. (I am conscious of AT being arrested in Romania and all that).

Cut to it. You cannot serve both God and Mammon as it says in the Bible.
Or can you?

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Nominated by Miles Plastic.

As ever Miles you lost me within the first couple of lines, so based on that I bet it is a top quality cunting sir. C.A.

Cunts to the left of us, cunts to the right of us. It’s a situation that IsAC regulars will be all too familiar with. But every now and then, you come across a cunt who is nothing more than a piece of detritus, literally a waste of breath.

Step forward one Lewis Hudson, recently found guilty of a committing acts of appalling abuse against a defenceless kitten, seemingly as a means of controlling his (now ex) girlfriend. I won’t detail the arsewipe’s actions here, those with a strong stomach can read about it for themselves in the link.

Tough guy Lewis has been sentenced to 23 months in the clink; no doubt he’ll be back on the streets in half that time. Personally I can think of a much more fitting punishment. Unkle Terry, fire up your oven.

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Nominated by Ron Knee, Link by Geordie Twatt.