The Year 2020


I’m just going to cunt the year 2020 as it comes to a close. There are so many reasons why this has been the biggest cunt of a year ever. Even without Covid the cuntitude that surrounded George Floyd to wanker police and footballers taking a knee to arseholes like Hamilton, Morgan and Lineker telling us what to do and what to say and that shitstain on humanity Matt Hancock grizzling about the so called step grandad he barely knew and the administration of a vaccine to some old bint who will be brown bread in a couple of years Covid or no Covid. Now I realise that 1939 – 45 will have been far worse but who can remember them so therefore 2020 has been the biggest shitshow ever and this is just a chance if admin allows for all my fellow cunters to add their two pence worth and say 2020 fuck off.

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066

and this from Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

New Year’s Eve 2020 – New Year’s Day 2021

What a giant cunt New Year “festivities” will be this time around. Normally, people look back over the past year and forward to the prospect of things perhaps being better in the year to come.

This year we can look back at a total fuckfest, and forward to the veil of Tiers that SAGE and the puppet government have set out for us without any end date in sight. Millions unemployed, millions with mental health problems, millions with untreated medical conditions, fucked up education system, no elections that might change things, thousands contemplating suicide, millions of cunts in masks, older people dying alone and in misery without the consolation of even a hug from a loved one…

The only reason to raise a glass at midnight will be in order to raise another, and another, in an attempt to blot out the fucking wreckage. Fuck the old year. Fuck the new year. Nothing but cunts and their pious fucking cuntishness for the foreseeable future.

Fuck off.

Match Of The Day 2


Match Of The Day 2 – 13/12/20

An equality cunting for the above, please for having a wimminz footballer, Alex Scott as a pundit. You, luv, have never played at the level you’re commenting on so your input is invalid. Linekar might be a goat-jugged smarmy cunt but at least he’s played at the highest level. She’s the equivalent of a first-aider commenting on a surgeons performance on a triple bypass. The only thing I want to hear from you, sweetheart, is asking how many sugars I want in my fucking tea. And, as I type this, there’s a fucking bird commentating on the Brighton/Leicester game. Excuse me whilst I have a stroke. Is there fuck-all sacred, left?

Fuck off.

Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt

Charlie Mullins (2)

A STI infected plumbers ballcock, shithouse cunting please for geezer guvnor plumber Mullins, who has a penchant for publicity, no matter how much of an arsehole he makes himself look achieving it.

Now the Robin Askwith wannabe has decided he would rather see another pandemic than accept Brexit:

https://www.cityam.com/londons-most-famous-plumber-charlie-mullins-id-take-another-pandemic-over-brexit-every-time:

I never wish death or illness on anyone but if this halfwit really believes this, it will be his own fault if he physically suffers for it himself .

Like other remainer cunts if he loves the EU so much why doesn’t he fuck off to Brussels and suck Barniers cock for him – he looks the sort of elderly rent boy the Krays would have used in their later days.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Drew Hendry SNP MP

SNP MP Drew Hendry deserves a nomination. Last night (Wednesday 16th December) the House was sitting to hear the reading of the Internal Market Bill, before it passed into law. Like the rest of the Scottish Nazi Party, Hendry is vehemently against Brexit, and to show his opposition, Hendry decided to throw a tantrum, like a five year old princess. He shouted continually, to try to stop other, more mature MP’s from speaking and when that didn’t work, the prissy little bitch grabbed the mace.

Because of his childish bitch fit, he was officially named, which means he is now suspended. He can’t sit in the house for five days (some of the media say it’s 24 hours, but it’s five days). Something which will piss him off even more is that Parliament will closing for Christmas shortly, and even if MP’s are forced to sit on Christmas day to pass the Brexit bill, he won’t be able to take up his seat in the commons until about mid January. This means he faces losing £7000 in salary, because the suspension is unpaid.

Oh dear. See what happens when you’re an immature gobshite? Hendry, like the rest of the SNP, and Remainers in general, is an ignorant, swivel loon. This automatically makes him a cunt. Acting like a two year old on a sugar rush, makes him a mega cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

(More here – DA https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9060675/SNP-MP-Drew-Henry-suspended-House-Commons-shouting-Brexit-bill-passed.html )

Channel 5 and Anne Boleyn (2)

To add to QDM’s recent words on this particular subject, I’d like to say Channel 5 are cunts.

Their new series on Anne Boleyn really does take the piss and piss on British heritage and history. In this version Henry VIII’s ill fated second wife is black. And no, she is not of a Markle type hue, she is as black as the Ace of Spades and Darth Vader’s codpiece.

We will get all this crap about ‘diversity’ and ‘reimagining’, but this is not some woke ‘re-telling’ of a fictional story with fictional characters (although they are bad enough anyway).

Anne Boleyn was a real person. She was also Queen of England and the mother of Queen Elizabeth I. Surely someone of such historical significance and standing (however brief it was) deserves more respect and better treatment?

This isn’t another David Copperfield or Hermione Grainger piece of colour change bollocks. This is an actual former Queen of the realm who suffered a fit up worthy of the News of the World and an execution to follow, and what Channel 5 are doing is fucking outrageous and disgraceful.

Also,we all know what would happen if it were the other way about, don’t we? If Benedict Cuntberbatch played Nelson Mandela, or Michael Sheen as Malcolm X? We wouldn’t see the last of it and the ‘cultural appropriation’ sirens would be heard for miles.

Even if a white actor portrayed a low life like Saint Chicken Floyd George, the indignation and race card puling would be immense and go on forever. But it’s OK if ‘they’ do it, right? Wrong! The hypocrisy and double standards stink the place out as it is, but Anne was an English Queen and mother of another great and iconic English Queen and she deserves better. But she won’t get it from such two faced demented woke cunts. To hell with them.

God save the Queen.

Nominated by: Norman 

Supported by Komodo 

Illustrative of the above (already posted under BLM Shit, but so good I’ll post it twice)
https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/attachments/bbc-actors-depicting-historical-figures-jpg.529304/

…and another, this time from mystic maven 

I think that Channel Five deserves a nomination, they’ve gone well down the path of wokedom. Not only did they have a black woman portraying Anne Boelyn, but apparently, according to my dear old mum, they featured a black woman playing a farmer’s wife in All Creatures Great and Small. The script writers put in some bullshit along the lines of ‘When I first arrived here, people were surprised to see someone like me’… yeah I’m surprised too, as there were no black characters in any of the books.