As some might have noticed, Old Macca is releasing a new album ‘McCartney III’.

But the thing is he is going all out to get his record to Number One in the album charts and they way he’s doing it is a meistercunt at werk.

‘McCartney III’ has come out on on scores of different coloured vinyl (red, white, pink, you fucking name it) and also in many different coloured sleeves and he hasn’t stopped there either. Even the CD has been released in over five different covers and colours. Also, each CD apparently has a ‘unique’ and ‘secret’ track.

The CDs are colour-coded (white, red, blue, yellow) and each CD contains a unique ‘secret’ demo bonus track. Fans are encouraged to collect them all to ‘complete the series”. Needless to say, Beatles ‘completists’ and saddos will lap this shite up.

This will mean there are 10 different physical editions of McCartney III that will count towards the UK chart: the five vinyl mentioned above and now five CDs (the original CD and the four new ones).

Apparently Macca sneers at anyone in the music game who questions his work or how crap it is ‘When did you last have a Number One?’ He used to spit this at George Martin, Elvis Costello and other renowned producers and players. There was only John Lennon who he wouldn’t or couldn’t talk down to.

But it has been a long time since he himself has had a Number One (not counting Beatles reissues), so he is desperate to have one so he can keep saying it and bolster his ‘superiority’.

You’d think at his age and after all his success as both a Fab and a solo artist he wouldn’t be arsed. But it just shows what a cunt he is. I can’t imagine either John or George pushing 80 and giving a flying fuck if their records hit Number One or not. But this is Macca we are talking about.

But the funny bit is even with all these gimmicks and record whoring he might not even get the top spot. Taylor Swift has put a new one out, so it might be her. And Cliff Richard is also hovering near the Top Three, and he hasn’t had to put out loads of different versions to get there. I personally hope Old Cliff gets it and Macca has another fit about not getting his way, just like he did in 1970.

Nominated by: Norman

Please forgive the source, but this made my bladder vent steam this morning. Fucking Jesus H Christ on a Harley. What the fuck are they thinking of? This piece of shit needs to be at the Hague facing a war crimes trial.

If this monumental piece of shit deserves a knighthood I truly do despair for my country.
Fucking Hell If your own sovereign dislikes you, do the honorable thing and fucking top yourself.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9091145/Queens-dislike-Tony-Blair-bed-blocking-honours-system.html

Nominated by: CuntyMort

James Wong, ethnobotanist ( no,me neither) is a cunt.

This deluded tosspot has been moaning that gardening is an inherilently racist pastime,because people talk about growing and saving native species and about the heritage of gardens..

it hasn’t occurred to the bell end that a lot of folks,me included, grow native wildflowers to attract and sustain native pollinators and other insects and wildlife.

Who’d have thought doing a bit of weeding etc was such an outrage against humanity. I hope his neighbours plant an army of Leylandii all round his house,the hypersensitive,attention seeking cunt.

Nominated by: Mary Hinge

(More here – DA https://www.rt.com/uk/509492-bbc-presenter-gardening-racist/ )

The award for this weeks Labour Hypocrite Of The Week, goes to the gravel voiced lady who finds the honours system “hurtful” but she can be excused for only accepting it to please daddy. She will hold forth about it on Wireless 4 this evening (where else?) at 1730.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9044549/Senior-Labour-MP-OBE-calls-scrapping-offensive-Empire-honours-titles.html

Can Starmer’s charmers get any more out of touch with ordinary people?

P.S: Look at a photo of her and snooker champion Neil Robertson – Green looks exactly like Robertson will in 25 years time, though his beard probably won’t be as heavy.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs