Arise Sir Hamilcunt.

As expected, this years list is “the most ethnically diverse” yet, according to the official release?.

14.5 % bame, 4% LGBTQ.

Hoorah?.

Jimmy Greaves gets an MBE, some black make up artist a damehood?.

Cunts.

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

and this, from Brian Stoat

“SIR” Lewis Hamilton? Surely a joke.

The cunt isn’t even British. A Swiss resident with an American accent. Do I need to say more?

I probably could’ve left it simply and concisely at “Hamilton. Cunt.”

What a cunt.

Good King Wenceslas is simply a cunt.

He last looked out on the “Feast Of Steven” but under the new government back of fag packet rules this would clearly be banned under both Tier 2 and 3 so he should be arrested with haste for that alone.

Then he had the sheer cheek to call a local degenerate/thief a “poor man” and a so called “peasant” which clearly breaks all the new regulations for the protection of the permanently baffled in society, the “poor man” was probably a member of our colourful LGBTTFFFQQA community too which makes it a capital offence.

Last but no least he mentions Saints which clearly do not belong in any religion in the UK and finally he does not get on his royal knees to the brave BLM activists who have just arrived to steal his car and VCR.

I therefore conclude he should be thrown into jail…or a KFC/McDonalds whichever is closest.

(On behalf of your admin crew, have a safe and fun New Year’s celebration this evening, cunters. See you all in 2021 – NA)

Nominated by: Spanky Mc Spank

Cunts in BMWs who are too busy holding a cup of coffee to use their indicators on roundabouts.

That is all.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

Supported by Spanky Mc Spank 

Second this one with an additional cunting for Aldi, VW and Seat drivers.

You’re just envious because you can’t afford one aren’t you? nope, I just don’t want to look like a benefits cunt or a photocopier salesman.

As Dick says above, that is all.

A sorry tale of poverty and misery.

St Marcus ‘s mum has opened up about the extreme poverty at home. Mel Maynard (?) has said they often couldn’t even afford bread and she shipped the fledgling saint off to Man Yew Academy aged 11 so he could eat. Yes she basically sold him off.
Shocking. However, a few questions arise.

Where is his father in this? Surely not absent, that would be a cliche.
How come no one at Man Yew, who took him on aged 7, noticed he was starving? I thought fitness and nutrition would form part of the training.

This took place during the Labour glory years of benefits for all before the wicked Tories starved all the children, so how come the poverty?

And at which point did he become aware of the benefits of tax avoidance via ‘image rights’.

I think there is much more to this than the authorised version. I wont hold my breath for any in depth reportage.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

(Interesting links – DA https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/13519324/marcus-rashford-mum-skipped-meals-to-feed-children/

and on the flip side, https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-9069589/Marcus-Rashford-set-bumper-new-Manchester-United-deal.html )

I would like to nominate BRINO for a maiden cunting from me.
(Welcome aboard – NA)

Nearly 5 years ago 17.4 million voters carried a majority in the referendum to leave the EU. The questions posed were quite simple: “…remain a member of the European Union?” or “leave the European Union?”. No caveats, what ifs or riders. “Remain” or “Leave”. Leave won it.

I have just looked up the OED definition of “leave”. They define the meaning as “depart from permanently”. This raises the question of what frigging dictionary the Government use as their definition appears to be “stick a toe in the out door but don’t open it whatever you do”.

The news today is that a “deal” has been agreed with the EU. The PR campaign to sell this “deal” has already started with the Government stating they have “won” 43% of negotiating issues with the EU, “compromised” on 40% of issues and the EU “won” 17%. They try to make it sound like a wonderful thing for Leave voters:

https://order-order.com/2020/12/24/exclusive-governments-own-deal-analysis-scorecard-reckons-uk-won-43-of-negotiating-issues-40-were-compromises-17-eu-wins/#comments

But here’s the thing the various points laid out in the PR piece don’t have any weighting and, if they did, that “43% win” wouldn’t be a tenth of that. From what I can make out of it on the important issues we look as if we won’t be paying the EU for the future privilege of licking their revered arses and we may get our fishing rights back after a 5 year wait. We’ll still be following their directives and laws though and hoovering up the immigrants they keep pushing at us.

Honestly, I think the Government’s PowerPoint skills are exemplary compared to their negotiating skills. BRINO is a mega CUNT!

Nominated by: mikdys