This Cunt Featuring That Cunt with Another Cunt


I don’t listen to today’s popular music as 98% of it is shit. Between the TVs at the gym and having a preteen, I get exposed to some against my will and I noticed that most “artists” these days collaborate. Every video that pops up is 2-3 “artists” doing the “song”. It seems that it takes 3 working together to put out what is still total fucking shit. Amazing.

This new breed can’t seem to crank out a decent offering even when they put their heads together FFS. This is yet another degeneration of all that was once worthy of consumption and admiration. Too many “DJs” have replaced actual instruments with strings, skins, and wind as well. Here’s the funny part: my kid one day will be saying that her kid’s music is all shit too!

Guess I’m that grumpy old Fucker that complains about how everything in my day was better etc etc.

Get the fuck off my lawn you little shits!!

Nominated by: Meat Curtains

Netflix (6)

Netflix is a cunt when they are dragging their feet releasing a series that everyone wants or cancelling one because they ran ‘out of funds’ but they still have enough in the budget for a million bloody documentaries that only fucking braindead cunts watch.

A new season of Lemony Snickets would be nice and it had a proper cast and story every episode was a delight to watch and was properly acted by all the fine actors and actresses involved. Just fucking do another series while the original cast is young an still alive and theres a enough written material They glossed over alot of stuff from the books for one but no its we get a delusional fantasy of interracial woke love story during the Victorian era in bridgerton People actually watch this crap?!

Another series of Stranger Things too would be nice You know the 4th series that has been fucked and abandoned but of course the cunts at netflix can’t be bothered and they are going keep making excuses because of the corona pandemic. We all want to see the sexy little Millie Bobby Brown and her merry band of goonie friends to once and for all beat the demigorgon but fucked to know if we ever see it now

Nominated by: TitSlapper

TRAs (Trans Rights Activists)

Before we begin, this is a nomination for a certain type of ‘activist’ on Twitter not on transgender people in general.

I like to think of myself as a ‘liberal’ in the old-fashioned, nineteenth century meaning of the word – as John Stuart Mill said “the only freedom which deserves the name is that of pursuing our own good in our own way.” You live your life as you see fit and I will live mine as I see fit. If some bloke wants to put on a dress and call himself a woman then that is his business.

However, there is a second part of that quote – “…so long as we do not attempt to deprive others of theirs, or impede their efforts to obtain it.” If woman do not want these men in their changing rooms, their sports, their rape crisis centres then surely they have that right? Not according to the maniacs who spout ‘transwoman are woman’ like a religious mantra.

If you have Twitter, it is worth typing in ‘superstraight’ and having scroll for ten minutes. TRAs are fucking nuts. They appear to believe that not only are men who think they are re woman actually women but are biologically female! Fuck my pubic hair, as Jerry Sadowitz once said. Not only that, but lesbians MUST have sex with a woman with a penis to prove they are not transphobes. Not sure if the law has changed but he last time I heard, forcing someone to have sex with a person they didn’t want to have sex with was called rape.

As I said above, live your life as you see fit. But don’t tell other people how to live theirs. I do not wish to have sex with a ‘woman’ with a penis. This does not make me a ‘bigot’ nor does it mean I am suffering from a serious mental illness (‘phobia’). And have you noticed how it’s always the least convincing transgender ‘women’ who are always the most militant? I’m pretty sure the person in this video is wearing that huge Alice band to cover male pattern baldness…

https://twitter.com/canaditude/status/1380631807784321034?s=21

https://twitter.com/gaymalejournal/status/1381400136018972673?s=21

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt 

Vaccine-Aid

Couldn’t resist this.

Gordon Brown has spoken to Sir Bob Geldof about a Live Aid-style project to help get Covid vaccines to the world’s poorest countries.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/newslondon/gordon-brown-and-sir-bob-geldof-discuss-live-aid-style-project-to-help-vaccinate-world-s-poorest/ar-BB1fyB0D?ocid=msedgdhp

Can anyone name a more odious coupling? Google Eye and the mouthy soapdodger. Racist Britain should lead the way in giving, gratis, vaccines to the world’s most corrupt. savage, backward countries. And can you imagine the staggering talent available for this concert? Justin Beiber, Bouncy, Sheeran, endless fucking rappers.

Still, like the first Live Aid at least Geldof and a few corrupt black government and military leaders will profit.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Dead Pool [212]

Congratulations to Lord Biryani who correctly predicted the demise of former US Democratic Vice President and failed 1984 Presidential candidate Walter Mondale who died yesterday aged 93.

On to Dead Pool 212

Rules

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

5) New Rule: Nominations can only be changed if some cunt has beaten you to it and your nomination is invalidated. Otherwise, stick with your five until the next round.