Dead Pool [212]

Congratulations to Lord Biryani who correctly predicted the demise of former US Democratic Vice President and failed 1984 Presidential candidate Walter Mondale who died yesterday aged 93.

On to Dead Pool 212


1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

5) New Rule: Nominations can only be changed if some cunt has beaten you to it and your nomination is invalidated. Otherwise, stick with your five until the next round.

54 thoughts on “Dead Pool [212]

  1. Tom Smith (rugby)
    Tom Parker (The Wanted)
    Heather Lochlear
    June Brown
    Florentino fucking Perez the greedy cunt behind the European Super League

  2. Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
    Stan Bowles
    Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Ratko Mladic

  3. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    The European Super League

  4. Stanley Baxter
    Nehemiah Persoff
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Dickie Davies

    Bang on, my Lord.

  5. Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown
    Brian De Palma
    Wayne Osmond
    Khaled Mashal
    Paul McCartney

  6. Going for some music based contenders, for a change.
    Willie Nelson
    Nana Mouskouri
    Phil Collins
    Pat Boone
    Don Everly

  7. Jimmy Carter
    Eleanor Rosalynn Carter
    Gudrun Ure (Supergran)
    Norman Lloyd
    Sonny Barger.
    Thank you for the congratulatory messages you wonderful creatures.

  8. William Shatner….(HA).
    June Lockhart.
    Bill Wyman.
    Patricia Krenwinkle.
    timothy west.

  9. Sarah Harding
    Joe Biden
    David Attenborough
    Michael Aspall
    Michael Parkinson

  10. Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain (Old ducky)
    Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
    Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
    Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)

  11. Glynis Johns
    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Harry Roberts (Police Killer)
    Mohamed Al-Fayed (Former Shop Keeper)
    Ted Dexter

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