Stupid mother fuckers are cunts, you know the fuck monkeys I mean, cunts who do shit like this….

Man found unconscious in the sea at Tenby after tombstoning off cliff
A 23-year-old was unconscious and stopped breathing after leaping from the cliff.

Next thing you know his family will be crowd funding for an electric wheel chair and a 24 hour carer to wipe veggie boys runny arse.

That’s assuming natural selection doesn’t sort the cunt out and the stupid fucker lives…..

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-56705474

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

A Z-list “don’t you know who I am?” cunting please for this decrepit “sex symbol” of the 1990s who got where she did by showing her tits off in tabloid newspapers and low rent TV shows, and opening her legs for the “right” people. Like that other plastic media whore, Stacey Solomon, she has long since ceased to pretend she has talent, and relies on stupid stunts to keep her name and face in the press -usually when they have something to sell.

This time the bargain basement scrubber claims she was “spat” at by a minicab driver:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9463421/Myleene-Klass-burst-tears-Uber-driver-SPAT-Smooth-Radio-shift.html

Isn’t it funny that, just like Slaggy Solomon (the one they call La Gob) Klass has a brand new range of clothing she wishes you to know about?. Klass thinks she has class, but it is something she will never have, even, if unlike Solomon, she doesn’t sell “her” tat through Primark.

Both wimminz share remarkably similar lifestyles – each has several children by different fathers, and are permanently “engaged” to men who are meant to be the ideal daddy for the babies. In truth, the men are after a cheap fuck and the honour of being mentioned in despatches. There must be less demeaning ways to get a blow job.

Perhaps ITV should give them one final TV show where they could wrestle each other with chainsaws – a final chance to see their gaping arseholes and plastic tits, and worn out gashes. “The Queen of the Clunge” – introduced, of course, by Phillip Schofield.

They could even have a special viewers prize – a night out with the winner, followed by a day at the clap clinic.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

If you are concerned about the roll out of the COVID passport and the possible restrictions for not having one then look no further than the Caribbean Island or St. Vincent.

The island’s volcano is at the point of eruption. It has been belching out ash and rocks for many days. Although the volcano is in the North of the island, the streets in the south are deep in ash. Houses have collapsed under the weight of the debris which has now spread to neighbouring islands. Today, cruise ships turned up to evacuate people from areas in critical danger, taking them to various other islands.

But only if they have had a covid vaccine. The ones that haven’t can go fuck themselves. St. Lucía stepped up to the plate and took some of these desperate unvaccinated people to their island, but they will have to be vaccinated on arrival. The fact remains that although scientists are totally convinced about the benefits of the vaccine they cannot agree on whether a vaccinated person can still spread the virus. It is therefore clear to me that the vaccine has not been fully tested. The vaccinated people from St. Vincent who were allowed to board the cruise ships could possibly spread the virus just as quickly as the unvaccinated people left behind, but perhaps more smugly.

This demonstrates the future of travel and social interaction. Vaccinated people having privileges that unvaccinated people are not allowed, but everyone having to still wear masks and keep social distancing because everyone can potentially spread the virus.

The madness continues.

https://www.businessinsider.com/st-vincent-volcano-cruise-ship-evacuation-only-for-vaccinated-2021-4

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

Institutional Racism. A long rant for me.

We have just had a report into racism. It was of course racist as it is a given that Britain is institutionally and structurally racist. As indicated by the way ethnics are denied medicine, education, jobs and basic civil rights by the racist government.
Who says so? Well all those whose very position and livelihoods depend on this premise being a given. A fact. No contest. Even Kweer Starmer says so, all the while distancing himself and party further from his ‘Red Wall’ losses.

There are structural and institutional problems with Britain. They have nothing to do with race and everything to do with what we can call ‘the establishment’. And there is more than one ‘establishment’.
For instance. Rishi Sunak is just as much part of the Tory chums club as Boris, Cameron, Osborne and co. Race is irrelevant. School, the City and fucking London is the structure.
Then there is the lefty club. No matter how incompetent, Abbot, Lammy , Corbyn and co thrive. Race not a factor although banging on about it helps. Allegedly corrupt Union leaders also fit smoothly in. The structure and institution of the left chumocracy.
House of Lords? Again race is not a factor. Shami  Chuckabutty and Doreen Lawrence fit effortlessly in. Privilege, however dubiously earned, not race the decider. Although blaming racist Britain for all ills helps. And an inability to see anti-semitism while falling over it.
Whitehall. Timeserving not competence the route to an automatic knighthood. And they do all the can to resist any change to the institution. Brexit anyone?
Then there are the royals. The one extended family who actually did profit from slavery. Vastly. No matter how seedy, lazy and immoral they are we still maintain them in their dozens of palaces and army of flunkeys.

What I am trying to say is that there is no institutional racism here, probably the reverse. There are racists of course, the woke lefties and BLM are increasing racism daily. Another day another load of bollocks about the police/courts you name it being racist. These people hate Britain. We, in turn should hate them.

What there is is institutional cronyism, chumocracy, corruption and venality in the public and political sector. And the useful idiots crying racism are allowing it to thrive under a smokescreen of horseshit.

I need to lie down.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

I made a mistake. I made a faux pas. A howler in fact. I wrote about casting off the ‘yolk’ of Rome instead of the yoke of Rome. (Not wishing to rub it in, but….. DA https://is-a-cunt.com/2021/04/sola-scriptura/)

I’m sorry. I prostrate myself before you cunters begging forgiveness.

I was corrected by a fellow cunter. It was a hard pill to swallow but I had to it because it was so blatantly obvious.

‘humility is truth’ wrote Saint Theresa of Avila. I certainly have learned about humility in this ‘yolk’ of Rome episode. I got egg on my face.

But you know I believe it has been good for my formation. I embrace my mistake now.
In fact I will add to it. Or own up to other tremendous errors I’ve made. One was, much to Mrs Plastic’s amusement and astonishment, at family gathering I announced ‘not many people know the Nile river is in Africa’. The not unexpected response was ‘er well the Nile river IS in Africa’.

That was one. Another verbal faux pas I made for a long time was the pronunciation of the word ‘sedentary’. I got it from ‘this sedentary trade’ from a Yeats poem-a poem about being a poet. Anyway I pronounced it seDENTary. The stress on the second syllable instead of the first SEDentary. It was fellow student that took me aside to break the news to me.

What else comes to mind? Oh yes. Now this is the heart of the Nom. I hope I have established that I can admit when I am wrong. Albeit very very reluctantly. But in the end if I am wrong I do admit it. A friend comes to mind. But the anecdote doesn’t. It was some television programme or advert. And the argument between us was were the people on the telly acting or were they just regular people. I wish I could remember what it was. But it was a long time ago.

Anyway the argument went on all evening. It got to the point where we rung up the BBC I think it was. Did we ever find out 100%? No. But there wasn’t just me there. And all the rest if us agreed they weren’t actors. But he wouldn’t have it, he wouldn’t have it.

He was one for correcting you. Oh, that was a wonderfully ecstatic moment when he got the author and the title of the book mixed up. In front if everyone ‘Jane Eyre is the title of the book you daft fuck not the author. For fucks sake’. Very satisfying moment. I got my own back.

Anyway, I’ve been honest with you cunters now you’ve got to be honest with me. In the spirit of humility I talked of earlier can any of you own up to getting a pronunciation, a spelling, a grammar point, something embarrassing, I don’t know maybe a book title maybe a song lyric just getting something embarrassingly catastrophically wrong.

It take a real cunter to own up that they can make mistakes.

I am particularly looking forward to the cunter that corrected me contributing. I cannot name him because it might’ve against the rules. All I will say is that his username is specific model of lawnmower.(Regrettably – or not  – he has cut his final IsaC lawn – DA)

Nominated by: Miles Plastic