I may have gotten this arse about tit here but this fella serves 17 years in nick for rape, ten of these because he wouldn’t admit to the offence.
Regardless of whether he did it or not, he’s done the time so why an extra 10 because he wouldn’t admit to a crime he says he didn’t commit?
If in fact he hadn’t committed the rape as evidence now suggests, then he would have had to admit to being a rapist.
I can’t understand this! Is it law?
Nominated by: Infidelgastro
The ancient Greeks had the right idea. A laurel crown for the winner who would be paraded around on the shoulders of the admiring crowd, and the losers would be pelted with rotten fruit and banished from their home towns and villages.
Nowadays there are a whole host of sporting non-achievements.
Personal Best (PB)
Well you came seventh. If that’s the best that you have done in your entire life then perhaps this event is not for you. You cunt.
Season’s Best (SB)
Not even your personal best. You have done better in previous seasons so you are going backwards. You cunt.
Meeting’s Best (MB)
You came sixth in the 400 meters at this stadium, but the 400 meters at the Olympics is a different distance from this one. You cunt.
National Record (NR)
You didn’t even make the finals. Everyone else in your country is as shit as you. You cunt.
Silver and Bronze Medals.
Congratulations! You came second in the fencing competition. Here’s your silver medal, but you do realise that if it was a real sword fight then you would be dead. You cunt.
Gold medals only. Nobody is interested in who lost.
Nominated by: The Artful Cunter
..and on a similar note, this from Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea
Cunting in advance please, for any twat who goes to a “major sporting event” under the new normal rules as currently envisaged:
Taking the gift that never stops giving – woke footie – as an example…
Having paid silly cunt money to turn up at England v Azerbaijanistania in the Euro 20 (yes they are still called that in 2021) “round of 32/Group Stage”, you are then treated to a Nazi wet dream as you are prodded and poked; your papers are checked; you are monitored to check you do not mix with others, hug to celebrate “a success” (whatever the fuck that might be), sing, drink, or share your fucking prawn sandwich.
Then, when the knee taking and virtue signalling is complete according to BLM guidelines the 0-0 draw can get underway. When the ninety minutes of indescribable shite is over you can then fuck off.
Have a great summer of sport you cunts.
This wankstain on humanity has now bought the pub in which he hit an old man with his back turned to him and barred his victim.
What a streaming piece of shit. You can buy the pub Conor but you’ll never be able to buy any class.
If there’s anything below pikies it will be called McGregor.
Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit
Extinction mongs and the loony left in general are cunts.
The internet uses more power (fossil) than the aviation industry (pre chinky pox) . Lithium extraction for the batteries for your oil, gas, wood and coal ( with a tiny bit of wind) electric utopia is slavery and child abuse.
China owns all the mines. Why isnt extinction (of the west) cunts glueing themselves to the Chinese embassy ? Seems a bit slitty eyed fishy to me.
Nominated by: smugcunt
EU chief and feminist, Von der Leyen, has been bleating and throwing her arms about over ‘Chairgate’.
In summary, she went to Turkey with another EU lacky (a frog bloke, I think) to meet the mental Erdogan. Only two chairs were present, and Erdogan took one and the EU bloke took the other, leaving the bint standing and ‘aheming’ and throwing her arms about like a petulant child.
I’d guess it was just a breakdown in communication or just an honest mistake. But no.
It was of course due to sexism.
Many (libtards) have been moaning that the EU bloke shouldn’t have taken the seat and offered it to Von Der Layen.
Thing is, had he done that, they’d have also accused him of sexism (“Oh, you must let this poor weak woman sit down, must you?”) I wonder if that went through his mind when he took it? We’ll never know because he apologized and cucked. He’s got his 100k p.a. pension to think about.
You just can’t win with these cunts. Erdogan is a monumental cunt, but I doubt he’d deliberately leave a chair out to cause a scene (that makes him look a thick cunt).
Fuck off.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-56896734
Nominated by: Cuntybollocks