A high tech, futuristic Cunting, for multi-Billionaire Megalomaniac, Elon Musk.

Straight out the pages of an Ian Fleming novel, Musk is the Bond villain of today.

Private jet, femme fatal on his arm, flanked by Heavies, developing self-driving computerised cars, attempting mass space travel & interplanetary colonisation – all that’s missing is him sitting in a leather swivel chair, stroking a fluffy white cat……. “No !, I expect you to die Mr Bond… ha ha ha haaaaa”

His latest plan is to start implanting electronic devices in our brains, that will create ‘Super-Humans’ (and to control us, of course). He has already created an android baby, which he named X Æ A-12 (clear indications of a crazed madman)

I wouldn’t be surprised to find out he’s the puppet master behind all the chaos – Covid, BLM, Me 2, rigged elections, Putin poisonings & China’s Hong Kong takeover…..

[ nb – I am, of course jealous – not of his wealth, but that he used to bang Talulah Riley, who I have the hots for :/ ]

Nominated by Lord of the Rings…

And seconded by Coolforcunts:

Elon Musk is a cunt and a sinister Bond supervillain cunt to say the least and if left unchallenged he will be the downfall of mankind as we know it!

The first time I had the misfortune to see him circa 2002 he was giving an interview about his SpaceX program regarding the colonisation of Mars and my first thought was, sneaky, sinister, untrustworthy, self serving cunt, rather like Tony Blair but with horrendously more money. Over the last couple of decades I have kept an eye on Elon Blofeld Musk. He has done what a good deal of other billionaire/millionaire narcissists have done and in no particular order. Weird baby name*, “X Æ A-12”, although there is a clue in that name it would seem. Rambling self destructive tweets, in his case on one occasion wiped $14 billion off his own company, to the infamous “pedo guy” battle, where only a cunt with his money and influence would write that sort of libellous tweet and get found not guilty! Nothing much in the way of the the downfall of mankind so far I hear you cry…….

29/08/20 “Elon Musk has unveiled a pig called Gertrude with a coin-sized computer chip in her brain to demonstrate his ambitious plans to create a working brain-to-machine interface.”

Yep, you read that right! He won’t be happy with just using animals either make no mistake! This cunt will have an army of AI human droids under his control quicker than shit through a goose when he finds a way to do it, legal or otherwise, mark my words!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-539566

*The Æ in the name is Musk’s wife’s (Grimes) “Elvin” way of spelling Artificial intelligence, they are both absolutely fascinated with the concept!

Oh by the way, F/x()! That is my Elvin way of saying Fuck Off you dangerous megalomaniac Bond villain fruitloop!

(For more information…. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8674437/Elon-Musk-demonstrating-Neuralink-implant-connects-brain-computer.html – Admin)

Endless Webshite access confirmations and cookie acceptances due to the tightening of data protection laws, the cunts!

These intrusions into any Web browsing are really boiling my piss and costing me a new phone every couple of weeks. I must stop hurling them at the wall in frustration. Wtf is a cookie anyway? I thought it was American for biscuit, what have biscuits got to do with websites.

No doubt the whole load of bollocks originated from the EUeeeewwhhh, nuff said. Fuck off!

Nominated by: Another Cunting Mess

My God…what an utterly revolting woman….

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8665671/Jonathan-Ross-daughter-Honey-23-slams-fatphobic-people-slide-DMs.html

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

(A man of few words! But we guess Fiddler is either secretly besotted by this “sexy babe”, or is utterly speechless by the desperate attention-seeking fat cunt of a thing! – Admin)

A massive cunting for Councils, Nazi recycling centre companies and recycling centres, that’s council tips to you and me, except they aren’t run by the Council anymore as they’ve farmed it all out to private Nazis.

Councils, the media and the public seem to be surprised that there is an increase in fly tipping recently. Well, the increase is not surprising really as due to Covid 19 accessing the tip to get rid of your rubbish has been made even more difficult.

One tip near me needs a payment for every time you go there, another checks where you live by asking for your postcode so that they can be sure you are not travelling out of your area to get rid of your rubbish and another needs you to register (online) a slot on a particular day for a particular type of rubbish. Turn up, for example, with cardboard AND scrap metals and you are turned away and you lose your slot and can’t get rid of any of your rubbish at all.

All this in those places where the Nazis, sorry “workers” aren’t at risk as they work outside and never get close enough to anybody to help them anyway. What The Fuck?

Ever since the increase in regulation and guidance regarding getting rid of waste over the past 30 years or so, not just the current CV19 era, (I refuse to call it a pandemic but that’s another story), the problems of getting rid of waste has escalated. I wonder if there is a link between ever greater regulation, rules and complexity and the increase in fly tipping. Maybe reducing the rules would reduce fly tipping? But that would require Councils and the companies thinking I guess.

If the UK were really interested in recycling and cleaning up this country, every community would have a tip that is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year where anyone can tip any amount of anything for free. Then the Nazis, sorry “workers”, sorry operatives, could do their job and sort it out for whatever purpose.

Cunts the lot of them.

Nominated by: Glorious Clitorious 

“British hypocrisy is to blame for the deadly plight of migrants”.

That’s right cunters; we express sorrow at “tragedies” such as the death of would-be surf-boarder Abdulfatah Hamdallah from Sudan, we “make the right noises”. But we are “complicit” in his fate (and the fate of others) by voting for politicians who “pledge to make routes into Britain unviable”.

So there you have it. We display “cruelty” to migrants, because we don’t like the fact that anybody from anywhere thinks they can pitch up on our doorstep and expect to get in. We’re “blocking off safe routes to asylum” apparently, in spite of the fact that Britain grants entry to thousands every year, and has been doing for donkey’s.

So who’s making these assertions then? Well you can read orl abaht it in the good ol’ “Groaniad”, the nation’s favourite arsewipe rag. Who specifically in that comic?. Why one Nesrine Malik (bootiful British name); er, a Sudanese-born, London-based (you guessed it) journalist, and “expert” on matters pertaining to race, class, gender and Islamophobia.

Yes, Malik has sniffed out our British prejudice and bigotry alright; it’s really quite amazing how she’s managed to put up with us for so long when she could very easily head back to her native Khartoum and act the gobshite about how terrible it all is back there. Might have something to do with the fact that she’d quite likely get her head in her hands to play with if she did…

No, it’s just a much cushier little number to stay in benighted Blighty on a nice little earner, lecturing us all on how intolerant we are. Gosh, we really are a right bunch of bastards. Thank goodness Nesrine, that we’ve got people like you to come over here and set us straight.

Nominated by: Ron Knee