NETFLIX again.

Netflix have signed “a major new deal” with Prince Halfwit and the Markle slag.

“Through our work with diverse communities and their environments, to shining a light on people and causes around the world, our focus will be on creating content that informs but also gives hope. As new parents, making inspirational family programming is also important to us, as is powerful storytelling through a truthful and relatable lens.”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54003296

Nuff said?

Nominated by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff 

…and seconded by General Cuntster (Deceased)

A re-visited, combined cunting is in order for 2 of ISAC’s most recently cunted, giga cunts; Netflix and The Markles.

Every media outlet in the world is reporting on the joyous news that Netflix has signed a multi year deal with the Markles. The details have not been disclosed, except to say it will be for the production of new and original material that is to be aired exclusively on the subscription network.

Netflix’s co-chief executive and chief content officer, Ted Sarandos, could barely conceal his erection when he announced:

“We’re incredibly proud they have chosen us as their creative home and are excited about telling stories with them that can help build up resilience and increase understanding for audiences everywhere.”

Did you ever hear such self serving bullshit in your life? Wait. It gets worse.

While Harry sucked his thumb, Meghan told the New Times; “Our focus will be on creating content that informs but also gives hope.” And despite Harry’s obvious confusion, the Mongrel Duchess droned on; “As new parents, making inspirational programming is also important to us.”

As an alert security guard ripped a pistol from the useless spare leech’s formally royal hand and thwarted his attempt at suicide, the oblivious social climbing D List Duchess continued with her drivel; Netflix’s “….unprecedented reach will help us share impactful content that unlocks action.

This type of exaggerated, self aggrandizement makes me puke!

In preparation for the upcoming marathon of moronity, Netflix recently debuted a trailer for the documentary “Rising Phoenix.” It’s about the dimwitted Duke’s one and only accomplishment…founding the Invictus Games. Which due to the Wuhan Flu Brouhaha, was cancelled last year, and whose future is in doubt as Harry is now somewhat less than royal.

Shit on a stick! This means the Dysfunctional Duo and their pretentious bloviating will not only be with us for the foreseeable future, but will be jammed down our throats by a fawning sycophantic press (as exemplified by the recently cunted Tom Bradby).

At any rate, my Phonywood contacts tell me that the first production is well under way as filming for “Harry Windsor and the Half Breed Cunt” has already begun. And a sequal; “Harry Windsor and the Secret of Hewitt” is in the early stages of development.

So there you have it cunters! A double barrelled shotgun blast to the cunt, for Netfux and the Duke and Duchess of Suckit.

Emergency Cunting!

Do you want your children playing a gender-bending, deviant-acceptance dice game in school? Literally ‘tossing the dice’ between anal and oral sex?? Especially now that you’re more restricted than ever from interacting with your kid’s school and what they’re being indoctrinated there??

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2020/08/31/uk-sexual-acts-dice-game/

WAKE UP. If you are parent, STORM the schools and remove your children and keep them well, well away from these state-sponsored fulcrums of fascism.

Nominated by: WokeUpTodayAndRealisedWhatACuntIAm 

(This really is the thinnest of thin ends of a very sick fucking wedge! – DA)

It came as no surprise to me that,in a few days time,my employer,a Govt department is holding compulsory talks about Race for all its staff.

We will be put in to groups and asked a list of questions. The meetings will be observed by a senior manager and a report of the responses fed back to head office.

This is getting really fucking sinister. I predict that no cunt will say anything,which will then be interpreted as unwillingness to join the struggle against Racism!

Nominated by: Mary Hinge 

Listening to the radio today. Not one, but two songs by these cunts in one afternoon. One was ‘Cars and Girls’. A sort of prototype fuckflake ‘new man’ soyboy anthem, basically dumbing down ordinary blokes and their hobbies and interests.

Throughout the song is that simpering daft cow (not unlike the banshee who was in Deacon Blue) yelping ‘Ba-Ba-Ba!’ insipidly. Obviously screwing the lead singer at the time. No other explanation why she’s there.

Then there was the diabolical ‘King Of Rock & Roll’. Another piss weak load of twee bollocks, with the aforementioned daft cow endlessly sighing something like ‘Hot dog! Jumping Frog! Billy Fury!’ or some other crap to that effect.

I forgot how awful these cunts were, but I was brutally reminded today. Even the name is shite. A band called Prefab Fucking Sprout?! Do fuck off!

Nominated by: Norman