Andy Burnham king of the fucking north, tribune of bastard plebs is a cunt.
Swans in to power no mandate off of anyone, says he’s going to fix everything split up power and issuing soundbites by the million then what does he do?
Country on its arse, everything failing and he decides to ignore the middle east, cost of living, dubious folk coming in on dinghies from that France and fuck off on his hollybobs.
When I changed jobs I was so snowed under I couldn’t get a day off for six plus bastard months and Mr King of the north says fuck it and books his summer hols.
Blokes a skiving lazy cunt who probably runs things via teams meetings that take 6 hours rather than sending an email, the cunt.
Guido Fawkes. (Link provided by Unkle Terry)
Nominated by : Paul Goddard
Eeee, dunna get theesel in a mither lad.
have a black pudding barmcake,
walk thy whippet,
and see t pigeons.
After grafting for nearly a full two weeks,
hes on a well deserved break.
Him an Harpo have packed their bags and headed off to that Benidorm.
Sun,sea, an egg n chips.
Hasta la bisto?
fuck off you scouse cunt.
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Give the man a break, he has been tik toking like a autistic teenager this last month..
I now know Chrome dome healy,can’t pour a pint to save his life, and his wife’s boyfriend’s fingers smell of scampi fries..
Im looking forward to a foreign rapist in every postcode..
So enjoy your holiday sue perkins, I can’t wait to find out why new order are better than joy division..
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Sue Perkins! I knew I’d seen the useless chancer somewhere before.
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From the BBC this morning: Tattoos have been in the cultural mainstream for years. Even the prime minister has got one (a bee, on his bicep).
Yes indeed…a big effin’ B.
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Apparently Mrs Anne-Marie Bumhim has an enormous cunt on her arm…from time to time.
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Likes-
pork scratchings
selwyn froggat
coronation Street
Brian and Michael songs
taxes
easy questions
dislikes;
work
awkward questions
self employed
going to London
dem tories
aspiration
truth
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King of the North?
Not MY King!
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NOT MY KING
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All will be well,he’s going to do a Cost of Living tour of the UK,dispensing wine and fishes to the masses whilst patting them on the head.
It never occurs to the cunt that everything he does simply increases the cost of everything,forever.
A hollow “man” Indeed.
80% tax free Oven.
Good morning.
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BusWanker Burnham ( Kunt Of The North ) is a soundbite frēak.
All piss and wind.
He’ll promise the earth 🌍
And deliver fuck all.
But he do like to tax.
He put this years Mayoral Precept up by over 19% 😲
Last year it was over 12%.
We’re going to end up paying a lot more.
Mainly for illegal immigrants and bone idle white/ black / brown trash.
Fuck him and everyone that supports him.
Good morning 🌞🌞👍
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Who the fuck is he?
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In summation,yet another hopeless fucking cunt.
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Britain’s answer to Herman Van Rompuy Arty;
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dranqFntNgo&pp=ygUYbmlnZWwgZmFyYWdlIHdobyBhcmUgeW91
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Up de toffees! Look at me ma top of de cuntry wiv all me besties in tow, weez gonna ‘av a right larf wiv all dat kelch and dat free stufz… just on me jollys do at the mo, but wen I getz back think I’ll thro’ a rave at dat der posh place down the marina… he he ferry cross der Mersey 🎶 ta ra luv 😘
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I see this morning he is going to ease the cost of living by banning “subscription traps”.
Visionary. Now just the small matter of £3tn national debt, £80bn of £140bn annual borrowing servicing the debt alone, £333bn welfare bill, £8m a day accommodation costs alone for illegal immigrants, hikes in NI, freezing of the personal allowance and income tax thresholds, green levies on energy costs and on and on ad infinitum; but this subscriptions ban is going to sail us towards a new dawn.
I’m so excited.
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Cunt.
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Stop beating about the bush Odin, get to the point.
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But, but when he comes back he is going on a UK tour to see what people think (again).
Fucking hell Andy you don’t need to do a tour to know what people think, it’s been the same thing for the last 5 years.
Stop them fucking boats and deport the scum that arrived here
Get that fucking personal allowance up
Freeze that minimum wage for at least two years
Cut employers NI so they can afford to take people on.
And get a fucking grip on them benefits
A quid off bus fares, a few hundred quid off pubs business rates and a few quid off leccy isn’t going to save the world you daft scouse/Manc cunt.
And put that fucking Albino wife back in the kitchen, she looks a fucking mess in public, at least Victoria looked the part.
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Nail on the head, SOI.
What a stupid cunt he must be if he thinks he’s going to change anything without addressing every point you mentioned.
Just another 21st century waste of fucking time, self serving, up his own arse prime minister that’ll do absolutely sweet fuck-all meaningful to change the situation. Gravy train rider just like the fucking rest of the filth that infest the HoC.
Massive bunch of utter cunts, fuck the lot of em!
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I’ve shit ‘em.
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I reckon that the ” long booked” holiday is a ruse, I’ll bet he’s with adviser’s/ policy makers / PR people. They’ll be busy polishing the northern turd and then hoping nobody notices how fucking thick, useless and damaging to GB he will turn out to be..!
TAX TAX TAX…!
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Gizza job.
Prime Minister?
Ah can do tha.
Gizza job.
Ah can do tha.
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Wares mi shart ?
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Is there a hint of who’s next ? From bumbling Boris, to wanting to fuck Truss, I didn’t hear a word from sunak, remratS nor this burn’em bugger.
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230 rats on one dinghy yesterday..🤬
King of the north DO SOMETHING..!
TWO HUNDRED AND FUCKING THIRTY..!!!
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He will do something.
Give them all a new house apiece.
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And a 12 year old white girl..🤬
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Let’s face it, as long as the Uniparty is in power the boats will keep coming.
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Sink the fucking lot of them! And the next cunts that try it, and the next until the hard faced, benefit scrounging ungrateful cunts get the idea. And fuck paying the French to do something about it. Pay the Mossad to find and dispose of the traffickers. Permanently.
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Now that’s a good plan…☠️
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Andy’s armada ⛵⛵⛵
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Give the job to another woman. At least I can decide whether I’d like to fuck her or not.
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How about Angela Rayner, caught here live at a recent party?:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6fTVjRfqb0
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Or lovely Emily Thornberry:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_KQathvG1Y
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Is there an area of Britain that’s similar to the shape of our appendix, where mud huts can be built without any amenities for this riffraff that are braving the seas ?
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Burnbum is the latest in a long line of no-mark Liebour and Conservative Prime Ministers who have made the UK a world-wide laughing stock. Fuck him and fuck the whole political class. Cunts.
Good morning, everyone.
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He’s an embarrassment, dressing like a smudged copy of Zelensky.
Doesn’t scream Statesman, does it?
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Just imagine though, if he hadn’t stage his coup. Even now in No 10, Kweer, Darren Jones and Matthew McSweeny would have been planning for the 26/27 season:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QATSbEK5muQ
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Stamp on the cunts glasses.
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Because certain areas are fucked and fortunately where I reside is untouched, I’m going to leave it at that. Ta-ra.
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Tatlock ” alrite our kid?
me tea ready?
eeee, hope it comes wi mushy peas,
been playing footy wit lads.
I’m a right lad me,
not a speccy student cunt at all like.”
Harpo ” honk honk”
Tatlock ” what’s that luv?
they’re shutting pit?!
dem bleedin tories!!”
Harpo ” honk, honk honk”
Tatlock ” oh. its us shutting it?
dats net zero dat is,
besides it was run by fat cat capitalists”
for the best eh luv?”
Harpo ” hoooonkkk.”
Tatlock ” oh avocado, mushy peas, quinoa and gravy, me favourite. “
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Hopefully Northern Starmer took over too soon from Southern Starmer, and the bounce he’s enjoying giving out a few crumbs will soon be over.
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All you need to know about Andy Burnham is that when he was health minister in the Blair government he signed off the 4 line business plan of the consortium who ran the Mid-Staffs health authority. That resulted in 1,200 unnecessary deaths. The official report is easily found if you Google Mid-Staffs Health Authority Scandal and makes interesting reading. am wondering how long it will take before someone mentions this in Parliament.
How convenient that he was appointed just as Parliament went into recess so he has avoided even a modicum of public scrutiny.
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Did his damndest to put the skids under any public enquiry as well. More concerned about the authority’s public image than the fact it was killing people by the dozen. Odious man and not, I suspect, over burdened with brains.
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Are you saying Stanley that he has a unique ability not to over intellectualise a problem?
*Mike Brearlly, arguably the most cerebral of English cricket captains, talking about Ian Botham.
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This tour around Britain will just be Labour friendly stage managed cunt show.
Vetted voters asking pre-approved softball questions.
Will he go to a building site and listen to a rant about the dinghy rats? Or Piddington where there are going to dump 1250 of these cunts on a tiny village?
Will he fuck.
He’s probably gone a brought himself a new flat cap, the fucking prick.
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Has he had a constituency surgery yet do he can discuss local issues with Makerfield residents?
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@C…He won’t remember the place now 👍…it was Ashton -in-stepping stone as far as he’s concerned
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I have a real problem. I am, and always have been a Conservative. I have to say that, despite the feeling that Number 10 is being turned into one of those comedy shows James Casey used to produce at the Playhouse Theatre Manchester (think The Clitheroe KId, for example – there’s one for the teenagers!), he is not an unlikeable man, compared to Kweer and that horrible little closet queen Blair. At least he had the guts to get rid of Lammy, and Kyle and didn’t let Dawn Butler back in. Sure he has made mistakes, Benn should have been fucked off as well instead of given Northern Ireland, which is, though, the shitty end of the stick. I can’t imagine what persuaded him to let Streeting be Defence secretary – America has Camp David, we have Camp Wes, which says it all, and Miliband should have been made Minister for Lavatory Paper.
One other thing Charlie Falconer’s little boy Hamish takes himself far too seriously – it is how Wessy would like to come over if he wasn’t quare, but yet again it is encouraging Labour’s neoptism.
I doubt AB will do much about the rubber boat invaders, but while we remain in the ECHR nod]body can. At least to some degree he has made an ATTEMPT to understand the real problems regarding the cost of living of ordinary people, unlike Kweer Charmer, who liked to pretend he was a Poundland Henry Kissinger, and, liek you might say if you ordered spuds and only got little Jersey Royals, thank heavens for small murphys. Andy is NOT Blair, Mandy or Kweer, and he deserves some credit for that. I don’t despise him personally as I do that hideous trio.
Would I vote for him? -no, never, but just picture Miliband as PM or piss and wind Wes. Things could be worse – not a lot.
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A very thoughtful post WC.
On the down side he has also brought back the Ginger Growler. Both her and Milliband have big union backing and I guess AB has to keep Labour’s paymasters on side..
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Clearly 230 rats on one cruise ship to GB is not anything that requires Mr Burnham immediate attention.
Just slap some more factor 50 on pet..!
There’ll be loads more dinghy rats to worry about when I get back to the office…🤬
Roll on a bloody revolution..🇬🇧✝️🔥☠️
MAKE BRITAIN WHITE AGAIN.
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sink the brown water rats
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