Ron Knee´s nom about Citizen Kane as an overrated film got me thinking about other things I feel are overrated. Here’s a few random samples:
Champagne – gives me a headache.
Mona Lisa – po-faced bint with olive skin.
Wimbledon – whatever happened to frilly knickers?
BBC – a once hailed institution that has lost all credibility.
Democracy – a failed system that pretends to represent society but in fact only benefits an elite.
Belgian chocolate – heavy, lumpy, looks and smells like shit.
Social media – don´t people actually talk to each other anymore?
Lionel Messi – baby-faced millionaire footballer with no personality on or off the field.
Caviar – overpriced slime.
British monarchy – bejeweled parasites decked up in crowns, robes and medals.

Any More?

Nominated by: Mr Polly 

Who? Well I hadnt heard of him either but he is bleating about being black, innit.

‘TV presenter David Olusoga has told the Edinburgh TV Festival his career had sometimes left him feeling “crushed, isolated,” and “disempowered”.

The historian and producer said he wanted to talk about his experiences as a black person working in TV “in the spirit of Black Lives Matter”.

Firstly, as with Markle, from his picture he didnt look bleck. Or perhaps in an Ali G way? However he draws attention to his blackness as a way of showing how he has been held back. Perhaps he should be Director General? Who knows.
Secondly he seems to have done alright in his woke, luvvie, organisation – the BBC. He should have a go at factory work perhaps.

Here we have yet again victim, identity status from someone who lives a life of privilege jumping on a bandwagon.

Cos I is bleck.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

I had to travel to Londonistan yesterday and used the train, long journey and on the train into Leeds from my home town, there was a cunt on the seat opposite travelling with another guy wearing a mask, the cunt wasn’t.

The Cunt was talking bullshit about great he was at full volume so projecting whatever may be in spit as far as possible, at one point they were talking about masks and he said ‘even if I didn’t have a medical reason I still wouldn’t wear one’, the self important wanker!

While most people were wearing masks there were a significant number who weren’t and even in Kings Cross station no one was challenged by the Stasi directing traffic (people).

When I got home I watched Newsnight and there was a piece about a woman who was upset because she had been ‘abused’ by another woman for not wearing a mask in a hair salon. She couldn’t wear a mask because it gave her flashbacks of a rape two years ago and the rapist put his hand across her mouth, ok fair enough that seems legitimate.

In both the examples above, if masks cannot be worn for either medical or psychological reasons why not use a face visor, I saw quite a few people with these and a lot of staff in various places wore them rather than masks as I guess it makes communicating easier.

Nominated by: Sick of it

Anyone who has had the misfortune to travel by train in this country will know that it is not a pleasant experience. The crumbling network is underfunded, expensive to travel on with overcrowded, dirty and unreliable services. However, Avanti West Coast have decided that it is the perfect time to launch Britain’s first Pride train staffed by a LGBT crew.

The train emblazoned with a huge rainbow flag will leave from London Euston this morning (25th Aug) and travel up to Manchester Piccadilly. It will also have a black and brown paintwork to represent BAME communities as well as the transgender flag. Little wonder they didn’t want ‘St George “I can’t breeeve” Floyd’ immortalised on the side.

“A sign of the steps we are taking towards a more inclusive, diverse and equal society” burbled a company spokescunt. The train will also be filled with posters and literature and Pride-related onboard announcements.

Oh fuck off you woke pansies, any normal person just wants to get from A to B as quickly as possible, in comfort and for a reasonable price, not to be indoctrinated by LGBT propaganda or informed on Manchester’s cottaging hotspots. And if you’re not a Gay imagine the thought of using the toilet? You would have to hold it for three hours as the helpful staff will probably offer to shake it.

It almost makes you yearn for the good old days of being sandwiched next to the toilet following a five hour delay on a hot summer’s day, and paying an extortionate price for the privilege.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

This paper, and its frankly deranged coverage of Donald Trump’s every action which they then slant negatively to the point it becomes hilarious. If Trump hosted a dinner at the White House, ate a batch of burritos and let off a titanic burp followed by a ghastly fart, some of the news outlets in the UK would report it like;

Mirror: Trump displays embarrassing behavior amid diplomatic faux pas while hosting important meeting.

Daily Mail: Melania Trump wows in new sky blue dress revealing her slimmer figure and pins after an 8 month weight loss regime.

The Independent: Donald Trump accused of cultural appropriation after eating burritos and then accused of launching a biological weapons attack after breaking wind is shown to lower the life expectancy of those in your vicinity, study reveals. Foreign diplomats said to be shocked and offended renewing calls for President Trump’s impeachment.

Anything old Dorrito Head does is spun into something extremely negative. You could make your own fucking game out of it.

“Donald Trump allocates more funding to NASA and pledges manned mission to Mars by 2030”

In the Independent, that would become “Experts fear Trump attempting to start interplanetary war after top aide reveals Trump being quoted as saying that he would bomb the shit out of those Martians” They would leave out the part where he was watching a War of the Worlds rerun.

Not fit to line my Cat’s shitbox and if the people who write for the Independent all spontaneously caught fire, I would put them out with repeated blows from a shovel.

Nominated by: Call of Cunthulu