Paul McCartney is a cunt.

In a recent interview with GQ (you know the one, the men’s magazine that never has any women on its covers!) Macca went on about how great Black Lives Matter is.

Doesn’t the daft old sod realise that if their black marxist ‘revolution’ is ever realised his work (and the work of his fellow Beatles) will be wiped from ‘history’ a la Ninteen Eighty Four? What annoys me about this bloke is he has done the lot in his time. Yet he still desperately craves to be seen as ‘cool’ So he works with cheeseholes like Kanye West and bigs up BLM and he virtue signals at every opportunity.

His right on revisionism is also cringeworthy. For the fuckteenth time in recent years Macca bleats on about how ‘Blackbird’ is about an oppressed black woman (Lordy fuckin Mama!). Yet I have heard a radio interview from the time of The White Album’s original release, and McCartney casually says that it’s a simple Donovan inspired song about a blackbird and that there’s even a real blackbird chirping on the record. Yet for the last fifteen years or so, the man has repackaged the ditty as some sort of right on race card battle cry.

His desire to ‘outcool’ John Lennon is also still going on. In 2020 he is still – fucking still – going on about how he was the first ‘avant garde’ Beatle before Lennon was.

Seriously, who really gives a fucking shit?! Macca still does have a bug up his arse over John being seen as the most innovative and artistic member of the Beatles. And as for still moaning about ‘How Do You Sleep?’ in 2020 for GQ? Fuck me. It was a song one man wrote on the spot after provocation which Macca started (with ‘Too Many People’).

I bet he has made to order ‘answers’ for these interview things. Remind everyone about how he was the most ‘way out’ Beatle (yet he was the last one to take LSD).

Repackage ‘Blackbird’ as a late 60s ‘We Shall Overcome’ (when it wasn’t). Oh, and moan about the lyrics to ‘How Do You Sleep?’ to remind everyone how ‘ nice Macca is and how ‘nasty’ John was. It’s nearly fifty years since Lennon made that song.

So come on, Macca. Change the fucking record.

Nominated by: Norman 

The third nom for Brady from your faithful and humble narrator, Paul Maskinback.

It is just that fucking bellend just cannot stop himself from irritating the living fuck out of me, beaming his fawning, supercilious, simpering great fizzog into my lounge via the idiot lantern.

This arsehole just can’t get on and read the news. Oh, no. Along with his centre left bumchum Peston, he needs to make the news all about ‘Tom Bradby’, his ‘opinions’, how the Orange Man is bad and how very faux fucking sincere the cunt is when he reads some newspiece about Ntembe in Africa drinking from a lake encrusted with rhino piss and mosquito spunk or if Sparkle Tits and her Cuck are given a hard ride by the meeja. His doe eyes widen and almost shed a crocodile tear.

The ultimate piss boiler is ‘Tom Bradby – No.1 confidant to Harry and Meghan’. When old Phillip eventually arranges for a tunnel prang for Little Miss Sparkle Tits, I only hope that he arranges for Mr Bradby to accidentally tumble, semi naked, from his 10th floor penthouse apartment, wearing only a pair of stockings and suspenders and a blonde wig. Oh the humiliation – I would chuckle my tits off.

Tom Bradby – you are a quadrillion cunt.

Nominated by: Paul Maskinback.

I suppose if Mrs Mills had lived a little later she might have become a kind of ‘rock goddess’ a kind of female Elton figure dressed in colorful clothing occasionally getting up from the piano strutting about the stage or like Rick Wakeman maybe she would have have worn long flowing capes.

Rick Wakeman actually praised her piano playing in a documentary. Then it cut to film of her encouraging a sing along that I can just remember her doing. (She would wave her arm still playing with the other). Happy smiling faces all singing along, her really just accompanying them.

That’s my first point here that the focus became all wrong with the advent of Rock and Roll. Music now was about the performer not the audience. The performer not there to ‘serve’ the audience anymore

How great were Chas and Dave! That Chas story interests me in this context- he had just returned from America and met up with Dave again and told him how sick he was of singing in an American accent that it didn’t sound ‘real’. And they both agreed to write about what they knew, sing in their own accent.

My point here is that at some deep level, R&R is fake. Funny though he toured with Jerry Lee Lewis. Leant the piano watching him.

Which brings me to the birth of R&R. I don’t like that footage where JLL is playing the piano manically and ‘the kids’ are literally ‘shaking all over’, almost out of control. I know this will sound ridiculously old fashioned but there is a danger to youngsters losing control.

Maybe those worthies were right when they warned of the dangers with this new ‘Devil’s music’. It seemed harmless enough with Elvis gyrating his pelvis but look at the where it did lead to – actual Satanism with Marilyn Manson and ‘thrash metal’ and the Despair of the evil sounding ‘grunge metal’

Going back to music serving an audience. What about dance? You had musicians playing a for a square dance. There isn’t a set dance at a Marilyn Manson concert. Everyone is just ‘shaking all over’ by themselves. Rock and Roll split up the couple. It became about expressing yourself individually.

I hated concerts. I was one of those looking round wondering what we were all doing here. In my day the losing of control was ‘head banging’.

Finish up. The much maligned (on here) Paul Morely said an interesting thing. It was a programme about the history of Easy Listening. And the fact that if you look back at the charts far from R&R sweeping all before EL outsold it. He said ‘Maybe Rock and Roll was the anomaly’.

I would use the word aberration!

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

Yes it’s the same old EU whores chorus back again – old has-beens and never weres like Caroline Lucas, Bendover Bradshaw and Chris Bryant (Captain Underpants himself) , are now threatening Boris with legal action ver alleged “Russian interference” in the 2016 Brexit vote:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1325912/Brexit-news-Boris-Johnson-Russia-report-Scottish-independence-vote

That silly old cow Lucas worries about “democracy” when she and the pansies have been fighting the result of a democratic ballot for 4 years. If Democracy was in any danger there is no way that flannel-bloomered old hag and her party of one would keep winnng their sole seat. I am sure also 17 million of us, of whom I was one was influenced any more by Putin than we were by Blair and his arselickers. I loathe Vladimir as equally as I do Anthony.

These gutless motherfuckers don’t give a fuck bout democracy. If they had any decency they would find a gutter and go and lie in it

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

A full on Joss Ackland screaming from a ship deck holding an ID card cunting please for “Diplomatic Immunity” if I may.

It has come to my attention that this shit that I always thought was a bit far fetched is actually 100% true!

A story I heard recently involves a bunch of Qatari diplomats who’ve been racing their exuberant super cars around the residential streets of LA, have claimed they can’t be prosecuted for these offences due to so called “diplomatic Immunity”.

They’ve also chanted “fuck America” at law enforcement officers who’ve tried to apprehend them.

Now I’m of the mindset that when you visit a country you observe and respect the culture of that country as you are a guest. You don’t act like a cunt doing what the fuck you like and upsetting the people of that country.

Another example happened in this country where a traffic incident resulted in the death of a young man. As of time of writing this cunting the alleged perpetrator has not even been questioned due to “diplomatic Immunity” and will probably get of Scot free without any blemish to their name!

All I can say is Diplomatic Immunity, “it’s just been revoked”, you utter fucking cunts!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson 

(Here’s a few more examples – Day Admin

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10091241/diplomatic-immunity-dodge-cases/)