The forever student and pathetic activist is in the news again.

No, he doesn’t have Covid, he’s complaining about measures that Southwark council have put in place to stop gay men cruising in Burgess Park, and having sex in the bushes.

It also addresses drug dealings and knife crime, but Mr Tatchell considers it homophobia, and that the LGBTQXYZ69 community should have been consulted on these actions, which have included cutting back bushes to stop gays having sex in them. Complaints included a woman with small children witnessing three men having sex in the park one morning.

What the fuck is wrong with these cunts? It’s hardly underground, and hasn’t been for over thirty years, yet the depraved cunts still get their kicks from fucking strange men in parks and toilets. Yet Tatchell sees nothing wrong with this behaviour, and defends it.

I don’t want to see straight people fucking in public, so I definitely don’t want to see a bunch of shitty cocks pounding away in one of the few places you can actually walk through.

And they moan when they get aids….

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

(He has also gone on record supporting sex with children – DA https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1311193/PETER-HITCHENS-Question-Who-said-Not-sex-involving-children-unwanted-abusive-Answer-The-Popes-biggest-British-critic.html)

Prince Fucking-Harry.

“Harry and Meghan demand end to ‘structural racism’ in Britain: Prince reveals his ‘awakening’ at issues faced by people ‘of a different coloured skin’ – while Meghan describes BLM protests in the US as ‘a beautiful thing’”

Why can’t this entitled Wanker just shut his fucking yap ? Nobody gives a shit what the stupid, ignorant spoiled brat or his wife have to say…I’d as soon be instructed on the finer points of social etiquette by Harvey “Hello,you Cunts” Price than endure one more word of Harry’s childish nonsense.

How dare the Cunt presume to lecture anyone? His only achievement is slipping out of one raddled old fanny (his Mother’s) and slipping into another (his wife’s). Apart from that, all he has done is sponge like a leech and be exposed as the congenital idiot that I always suspected him to be…an idiot who has had everything handed to him on a silver platter…never had to work for anything… and yet thinks that he has the right to talk down to the “little people” who have had to pick up the bill for him and his revolting family.

When he fled to America I had genuine hope that we had heard the last of him…no such luck…if anything he’s upped his output of “right-on”, “woke” nonsense and I find both it, and him, intolerable. He can take his patronising words and stuff them up his arse…the Cunt.

..and seconded by: Dark key cunt

The Ginger Whinger is the biggest fucking cunt on Earth. His knee grow missus would be a half actress-half stripper to make ends meet if it weren’t Harry Halfwit. For him to lecture British people about structural/systemic racism fucks me off massively.

If qualifications were necessary to be a Prince of the Realm, I’d be a million miles ahead of that cunt (Physics degree from a decent uni as opposed to an Art degree that Nanny did on his behalf) (Admin – not sure of my ‘facts about him’ but you know what I mean).

I don’t mind Charles talking bollocks (my plants are my friends) and William is treading a correct path of steering clear of anything toxic, as does Her Maj.

Aaaaarrrrgggh, Harry Halfwit was once proud of our Armed Forces and they are/were (delete as applicable) proud of him.

He’s a cunt.

….and a late entry from Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler 

Apparently Royal Staff have been told to prepare Frogmore “Cootage” for the imminent arrival of Our Better,unfortunately Megan isn’t coming with him…shame, how will the thick Cunt manage to give us his latest thoughts,ideas and opinions on what a bunch of Shits we are,if Megan isn’t about to tell him just what his thoughts,ideas and opinions actually are?

No,the only reason the Wanker has deigned to return to this racist,”unwoke” Shithole is to avoid a big tax-bill in America…how odd that someone who wants equality isn’t prepared to pay his bit to help others less well-off than himself..where does he think that money for welfare,green initiatives etc. comes from?…or does he just think that the “little people” should foot the bill for his (Megan’s) ridiculous cant?

I hope his fucking private jet causes even more pollution when it crashes into the Atlantic….Cunt.

Let’s be honest. It was never going to work in the age of the perpetually offended.

News just in the Ed Sheeran puppet has been reworked to remove the carrot growing out of top of his head. Why is this? Well, it seems that they have responded to complaints that it is regarded as offensive to that well known ethnic minority – people with ginger hair.

What’s the fucking point of reviving a highly satirical show like Spitting Image if you going to worry that it will offend people? Isn’t that the whole point of the show?

So, Spitting Image, you are a sad reflection of your former glorious self and a total cunt.

(Harry Hewitt the Ginga Ninja will be issuing a supportive statement shortly. Now there’s a cunt for another day…)

Nominated by: Dioclese 

I think e.sign needs a mega bit cunting.

e sign is signing documents online for things like buying new sofas on finance and the like.

I spent an afternoon today with fucking steam coming out of my ears, veins popping out of my neck and eyes about to fire out of my head, blood pressure was 200 over 500 trying to e,sign a fucking document.

If i’d heard someone say “its easy” or  “i cant see what the problem is, calm down!” one more time, somebody would have been taking a one way trip into space with sparks coming out of their arse.

Why do the cunts make this so difficult?  strong passwords, including capitals, numbers ,symbols in fucking Swahili not strong enough WTF, try this try that after a fucking aneurysm.

i had to walk away and kick something,it would have been easier to drive to the company’s fucking office and sign the papers with my own fucking blood!

So after half and hour with my colouring book and crayons another go and done in 2 minutes.

I’m sure these cunts do this shit for a fucking laugh the cunts…..fuck e,sign treble cunts have shortened my life to less than the term it will take to pay the fucking sofas….

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

(For those old cunts not boned up on such things – DA https://www.e-sign.co.uk/ )

Pauline Harmange…Er no, me neither!

Well, Mizzzzz Harmange is some ditzy French bird who’s written a book with the very engaging title ‘I Hate Men’. This (you guessed it) rage against ‘the patriarchy’ has the delightful Harmange putting forward the view that ‘women have the right to hate men’.

Now we can take for granted that a book advocating hatred towards any other group in society would immediately generate a firestorm; ‘I Hate Muslims’ for example? Oh, and what about a book with the title ‘I Hate Women’? Goodness me, imagine the wrath of the sisterhood!

I believe in freedom of speech, so I support her right to her opinion, even though she could be deemed to be inciting hatred (and there’s definitely a whiff of toxic femininity here).

Just remember though toots, when it comes back around, and others start letting you know how much they hate YOU (as they will), don’t start whining and bleating about ‘misogyny!’ and ‘hate crime!’.

They’ve got a right to their opinion and they’re expressing it, just the same as you.

Nominated by:Ron Knee