For those musos and vinyl heads on this here website that aren’t aware of this band, Greta Van Fleet is a group of squeaky clean brothers who blatantly rip off Led Zeppelin to the point of near-perfect sonic and stylistic, one-for-one imitation. It’s not even a question of who they are trying to be. It’s practically their gimmick and it’s the controversy that follows them wherever they go.

Leaving behind the fact Led Zep were serial plagiarists themselves, this Disney club of fresh-faced chameleons are deeply guilty of not just taking a few riffs and a chorus here and there. No. they are trying to emulate Zep so brazenly and so unashamedly that when closing your eyes you’d swear you were listening to long-forgotten b-sides from 1970.

Okay, fair enough. Some kids wanna do some LARPing as their rock heroes, you might say. That would be fair. Everyone has their influences and inspiration.

The problem I have is, not just that they have absolutely no authenticity to speak of, it’s that they have fuck all edge, attitude or balls. It’s Soy Rock. It’s Neutered Blues. It’s Eunuch n Roll. And, I’m not just talking about the high register, imitated wails of the singer.

And, they perform with these sorry, half-apologetic, limp faced, feigned enthusiastic looks on their faces because they know they took absolutely zero artistic risks. They are anodyne. It’s Disney kids shit. Total safety.

Even if they were good Led Zep stylists they would still be soulless and empty because they copied a formula without even trying to reserve even one molecule in billions of it for originality or attitude. If they genuinely told me to “get fucked, we love what we do” and owned they are copycats, I could respect them.

But, instead, they cry about the comparisons. They actually tell people to get over it, while with each passing album they go further towards totally photocopying Led Zeps sound and stylings.

Honestly, it’s fucking cringe-inducingly bad. And they are irredeemable cunts. Worse still, I actually know people who like them and would attempt to defend their abhorrent output. But, I put that down to the fact that culture is dying in the modern age and popular music as a whole has generally been utter overproduced, over-hyped, shallow, undigestable swill since the end of the ’90s. We are used to the taste of being served rotting turd with colourful sprinkles on top. So, just lick the surface and you’ll get a nice taste for a second. Just don’t bite down too hard as you’ll just get shit.

Nominated by: Can cunt, will cunt

(More about them from Wiki – DA    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greta_Van_Fleet)

Four postboxes have been painted black to honour black Britons including Sir Lenny Henry and nursing pioneer Mary Seacole.

Yes, Lenny Henry gets a black postbox for his contribution to whiting up, shouting ‘Katanga’ as the ‘African’ as he used to put it, and generally being unfunny as fuck. Puts great black Britons in perspective doesnt it.

Why not a yellow postbox to honour Gwok Wan?
A black & white one to honour tax dodging drivers? Or perhaps accomplished arse tonguers.

We have had some great black Britons, especially sportspeople, but Lenny fucking Henry?

Fuck off.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

…and supported by Liberal Liquidator 

Royal Mail and Blacking up Post Boxes.

In readiness for what is to be a month long orgy of self-loathing, anti-British whitey bashing, Royal Mail have painted four post boxes around the country black, to honour significant figures in the black community for Black History Month.

In another example of patronising virtue signalling from our institutions which will do fuck all for race relations, will ‘da comoonittee’ even know who they are? When was the last time any urban yoot who hangs on the every tweet of Stormzy or Ashly Bingo Banjo even wrote a letter or used a post box? A long dead Crimean war era nurse, a WW1 soldier, some artist and Lenny fucking Henry. A graffiti covered portaloo would have been sufficient for that twat.

Its got to the point where our national mail service is ‘defacing’ its own property and a British cultural icon, recognised around the world, to push another line of woke bullshit while statues of white heroes and leaders are vandalized and torn down. What a country.

,,and another from Cuntybollocks  (aimed at Boris more than anything, but still) 

Fuck me, I’ve just seen the most nauseating video in ages.

The leader of our country has been banging on about ‘Black History Month’. It seems that the blacks get honoured with OBEs for doing normal stuff, like being a nurse or a head teacher. One he went on about was finding and throwing away German bombs in WW2. I thought he was going to say he threw them back to Germany with his bare hands too. While his head was on fire. He then (gasp) got a job in the fire service. Noble jobs, sure he was a top bloke…but fuck me I bet thousands of honkies did the same sort of stuff. Boris made the cunt sound like a cross between Rambo, Superman and RoboCop.

Ok, so sone dark keys had some normal jobs and did some normal stuff. So let’s fucking have the PM big them up then!

Apparently, British history is black history.

And the cunts still won’t vote for you anyway, you honey monster cunt.

What a fucking country.

Marcus Rashford said he felt “honoured” to be given an MBE

England and Manchester United forward Marcus Rashford has become an MBE in the Queen’s Birthday Honours list.

The footballer, 22, campaigned for the government to allow about 1.3 million children to claim free school meal vouchers in England’s summer holidays during the coronavirus pandemic.

This cunt being paid more per week than most of us get in a year has been honoured. Great.. He contributed fuck all other than virtue. For the kids of course, whose parent, mostly singular, were struggling to feed their kids, what with the on-line bingo, fags, weed and booze to pay for.

Each overpaid footballer will of course donate a few grand a week to this worthy cause. Sorry, each overpaid footballer will contribute fuckall to this worthy cause.

Words fucking fail me.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

(This cunt supports BLM, and yet accepts a “Member of the Most Excellent Order of the BRITISH EMPIRE“. Oh, the irony! – DA)

What a load of sanctimonious cunt.

Of all the years you’d have thought this bunch of killjoys would have given it a fucking break this year round. It is a shit year and a beer or five makes it a lot more enjoyable.

Apparently they have “fun” activities to do instead; today (the 1st) is baking. I can’t help but baking makes you a fat cunt with a messy kitchen.

What an increasing number of people seem to be thinking these days is that exceeding 12 units a week makes you like Keith Moon or Oli Reed, usually on the BBC news this opinion is spoken.

Well, I have this to say: Fuck off and leave us alone, if we want a few beers and aren’t harming anyone and it makes us feel good then go and fuck yourself if you think I’m listening to your Puritan bollocks.

Nominated by: Fortress Cuntimus 

(They’ll be banning wanking next – “Ignore Your Member for December” – DA)

(That’s the end of your social life then, DA. – NA)

Malta deserves a nomination, just for sheer pettiness.

David Attenborough recently made it known that he’d given Prince George a fossilised shark tooth that he’d found on a beach in Malta back in the 1960’s.

What was Malta’s response? “WE WANT THAT SHARK TOOTH, IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM”!

Fuck you say? It’s a tooth from a creature that died several MILLION years ago, that was found by some English bloke fifty years ago. He must have mentioned it before now, so why are you making an issue of it now? And surely your museum has at least half a dozen of the fucking things. Y

ou don’t need it, you wretched pedants. Are you still butt hurt that the UK dared to leave the EU? Because I remember the threats your piss ant island made in the run up to the referendum.

One of my maternal uncles was stationed on Malta during the siege in 1942, an action for which the people of the island were collectively awarded the George Cross, due to the heavy fighting. It’s sad to see that the Maltese government have become such a pedantic bunch of petty minded cunts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

(Seems that Malta has now backed down, but they’re still cunts – DA https://news.sky.com/story/malta-backs-down-on-demand-that-shark-tooth-given-to-prince-george-by-david-attenborough-is-returned-12085257)