Four postboxes have been painted black to honour black Britons including Sir Lenny Henry and nursing pioneer Mary Seacole.
Yes, Lenny Henry gets a black postbox for his contribution to whiting up, shouting ‘Katanga’ as the ‘African’ as he used to put it, and generally being unfunny as fuck. Puts great black Britons in perspective doesnt it.
Why not a yellow postbox to honour Gwok Wan?
A black & white one to honour tax dodging drivers? Or perhaps accomplished arse tonguers.
We have had some great black Britons, especially sportspeople, but Lenny fucking Henry?
Fuck off.
Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble
…and supported by Liberal Liquidator
Royal Mail and Blacking up Post Boxes.
In readiness for what is to be a month long orgy of self-loathing, anti-British whitey bashing, Royal Mail have painted four post boxes around the country black, to honour significant figures in the black community for Black History Month.
In another example of patronising virtue signalling from our institutions which will do fuck all for race relations, will ‘da comoonittee’ even know who they are? When was the last time any urban yoot who hangs on the every tweet of Stormzy or Ashly Bingo Banjo even wrote a letter or used a post box? A long dead Crimean war era nurse, a WW1 soldier, some artist and Lenny fucking Henry. A graffiti covered portaloo would have been sufficient for that twat.
Its got to the point where our national mail service is ‘defacing’ its own property and a British cultural icon, recognised around the world, to push another line of woke bullshit while statues of white heroes and leaders are vandalized and torn down. What a country.
,,and another from Cuntybollocks (aimed at Boris more than anything, but still)
Fuck me, I’ve just seen the most nauseating video in ages.
The leader of our country has been banging on about ‘Black History Month’. It seems that the blacks get honoured with OBEs for doing normal stuff, like being a nurse or a head teacher. One he went on about was finding and throwing away German bombs in WW2. I thought he was going to say he threw them back to Germany with his bare hands too. While his head was on fire. He then (gasp) got a job in the fire service. Noble jobs, sure he was a top bloke…but fuck me I bet thousands of honkies did the same sort of stuff. Boris made the cunt sound like a cross between Rambo, Superman and RoboCop.
Ok, so sone dark keys had some normal jobs and did some normal stuff. So let’s fucking have the PM big them up then!
Apparently, British history is black history.
And the cunts still won’t vote for you anyway, you honey monster cunt.
What a fucking country.
Mary Seacole was quite an interesting character but she never worked a single day as a nurse in her entire life. She ran a hotel and restaurant hundreds of miles from the front line. Her Dad was white, her husband was white and she called her black employees in Jamaica worthless lazy quoins.
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Quoons I mean
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Funny how systematic ( (c) Hazanmeg Enterprises LLC) enslavement of whites by persons of colour has dropped under the radar these days. Other cunters have rightly mentioned the Barbary corsairs. Exemplum:
The Sacking of Baltimore
The raiding of the coastal village of Baltimore on Ireland’s South West coast is one of the more horrific acts performed by the Barbary corsairs. At 2.00am on 20 June, 1631, over 200 corsairs armed with muskets, iron bars and sticks of burning wood landed on the shore of Baltimore and silently spread out, waiting at the front doors of the cottages along the shoreline and the homes in the main village. When a signal was given, they simultaneously charged into the homes, pulling the sleeping inhabitants from their beds. Twenty men, 33 women and 54 children were dragged into ships and began the long voyage back to Algiers.
Upon arrival, the citizens of Baltimore were taken to slave pens before being paraded before prospective buyers, chained and nearly naked. Men were typically used for labor and women as concubines, while children were often raised as Muslims, eventually forming part of the slave corps within the Ottoman army.
I only get one link before going before the Moderators, so I haven’t linked it; there are several like it if you search.
This one’s fun though, and I particularly like the use of ‘educated racist’ in place of ‘BLM soyboy’
https://www.educationviews.org/white-slaves-america/
The Proclamation of 1625 by James II, made it official policy that all Irish political prisoners be transported to the West Indies and sold to English planters. Now, you can call them whatever you want, but the truth of the matter is that in just a short period of time, Irish slaves were the majority of slaves in the English colonies. This was because the Crown of the time hated Celts and because the smallest infraction of the Crown’s law would land a Celt in chains.
By the 1630’s, Ireland was the primary source of slaves in the English slave trade. By 1637 a census showed that 69% of the total population of Montserrat were Irish slaves. Even Scientific American has questioned why the Irish have such a strong presence in places such as Montserrat, Jamaica, St. Kitts, etc. They mention how “in Jamaica alone one will find Irish Town and Dublin Castle in St. Andrew, Clonmel and Kildare in St. Mary, and Belfast and Middleton in St. Thomas. Not to mention the surplus of Irish last names including Collins, Murphy, Madden, Mulling, McCarthy and McDonnough.” Of course, this is simply because of the multiple thousands of Celts that were shipped off and sold as laborers to the colonies of the Caribbean and the United States.
White Lives Matter. Take the elbow for the enslaved McCarthys!
PS. Bob Dylan in prophetic mode; BLM and LGBTXYZ referenced?
They’re selling postcards of the hanging
They’re painting the passports brown
The beauty parlour’s full of sailors
The circus is in town…
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In honour of black history month I am reintroducing slavery – that way they would have something to whine and play the victim about that was actually fkin real.
And Homo Sapien did not start in Africa.
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In the words of the dear departed Bernard Manning “Lenny Henry is about as funny as a burning orphanage”. RIP Bernard.
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Black history has taught us that we cannot use the ‘N’ word like we used to. Fair enough.
So here is a list of phrases we can still say which no black people can:
– ‘Morning Dad, how are you?’
– ‘Thanks for the warning Constable’
– ‘ I enjoyed going swimming today’
– ‘i don’t like fried chicken thank you’
– ‘im not guilty your honour’
– ‘Dont forget to buy some condoms darling’
– ‘I just got a payrise at work my dear’
– ‘i know the names of all my children, doctor’
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I was watching Bellator cage fighting last night, in one bout Timothy Johnson outpointed bleck Frenchman Cheick Kongo, they were in Paris, his home town. Afterwards, they were both interviewed. Kongo said a bit in English, then lapsed into French. I don’t speak French, but noticed at one point he cried ‘Vive la France!’ – I can’t imagine any British bleck ever saying the equivalent about Great Britain, can you?
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I wonder if this black history bollocks will celebrate the feats of Sir Lenny Henry?
You know, when he used to do black stereotypes and shamelessly do cartoon type black characters on the telly? The ‘Oooo-Kaaay’ rasta with the milk butties, the piss poor Barry White impressions, the Bogo Bogo ‘Katanga’ cunt, the pimp-like Delbert Wilkins. Not to mention all his impersonations of Prince, Tina Turner, Trevor McDonald. Nobody did racial stereotypes like Lenny. The hypocritical fucking cunt.
I actually can’t think of any black British figures of historical significance. American, yes. Hendrix, Ali, Marvin Gaye, Poitier. But Brits? They will wheel out that Seacole woman like they always do, but why not the Moss Side lads that did ‘Sad Sweet Dreamer’? The first black British soul group to have a No.1?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeeC2ZXp_vc
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Do these black post boxes stab you and steal your watch when you post a letter?
When’s white history month again?
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Black history month: pissed behind trees, got rescued, returned the rest of the world to pissing behind trees. The end
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Does this mean Unfunny Henry is dead? I do hope so.
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I heard a story from someone that works in places like this that about 40 years ago our Lenny Made a scene in The STD Clinic in Dudley whilst waiting for treatment for gonorrhoea.
Does that mean that if I caught the clap I would receive a knighthood ?
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Henry is a dense savage who probably eats the shite straight out of his partner’s arsehole because he knows no better, if one of his tribe held a knife to my throat I still couldn’t laugh at his antics, he wasn’t even funny in the eighties when anyone could get a laugh, I could possibly manage a chuckle if he were to bash his own head in for Red Nose Day, I might even chuck in a fiver.!
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I am suggesting to Dick Curtis that for this year’s finale of (not so) Comic Relief, he Presents Henry on all fours with ginger Hewitt holding an Elephants tusk placed inside Henry’s anus then Ussain Bolt equipped with Miners external toe caped boots takes a 100m sprint and upon crossing the finish line kicks said tusk as far as he can into old Uncle Tom’s back passage.!!
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