I think e.sign needs a mega bit cunting.
e sign is signing documents online for things like buying new sofas on finance and the like.
I spent an afternoon today with fucking steam coming out of my ears, veins popping out of my neck and eyes about to fire out of my head, blood pressure was 200 over 500 trying to e,sign a fucking document.
If i’d heard someone say “its easy” or “i cant see what the problem is, calm down!” one more time, somebody would have been taking a one way trip into space with sparks coming out of their arse.
Why do the cunts make this so difficult? strong passwords, including capitals, numbers ,symbols in fucking Swahili not strong enough WTF, try this try that after a fucking aneurysm.
i had to walk away and kick something,it would have been easier to drive to the company’s fucking office and sign the papers with my own fucking blood!
So after half and hour with my colouring book and crayons another go and done in 2 minutes.
I’m sure these cunts do this shit for a fucking laugh the cunts…..fuck e,sign treble cunts have shortened my life to less than the term it will take to pay the fucking sofas….
Nominated by: Fuglyucker
(For those old cunts not boned up on such things – DA https://www.e-sign.co.uk/ )
It must be worth a craic if such luminaries as Nando’s, Aunt Bessie’s and Harrow School accept documents e signed with it! Ffs when are you ever going to need a signed contract with any of the above? Wankers!
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Passwords really fuck me off. You spend 20 minutes sorting one out only for the system to start shouting that you need capitals, numbers, characters somebody found in egypt, the thumbprint of your first born and 20 other things. Fair enough, but why didn’t you tell me all this BEFORE I spent all this fucking time?
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“Your password isn’t strong enough”
Well surely that’s my fucking lookout, not yours. At least it’s something I can remember so that next time I log onto your website I’ll not have to go through the rigmarole of resetting my sodding password because I’ve forgotten it.
Cunts.
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This nom typifies everything I hate about technology and has been the demise of many a mobile phone.
Its fuckin bollocks!
I hate technology and it hates me.
Thats fine just try to stay away from each other.
Esign can fuck off.
As can the strenth of my password.
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Imagine software that bosses it’s human overlords about?
The cheeky cunts.
Password not strong enough?
Says who?
A fucking robot?
Digital CUNTS.
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Listen you transistor-brained automatron, if you’re so fucking smart think up a password AND remember it for me next time I need it. Demanding specky jugeared robo-twatt.
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That made me laugh aloud, thank you Three.
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My password for everything is ” I’macunt4it”…being security-conscience is important to me…no way any hacker’ll ever guess that.
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Those questions they ask too!
First pets name
First lovers name
What if like me its the same answer?
I just use the same password for everything too
“Hitlerwasright 1939”
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If there isn’t a way round this crazy shit then the firm you’re dealing with are a bunch of chancers and best avoided. No way should you put more than you absolutely have to on a digital network.
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I would add to this nom another thing that pisses me off. Websites that insist you set up an account to enter or shopping sites that do the same so you can buy something. They can both fuck off, particularly the shopping sites because they dosn’t tell you until you get to the checkout. Asda allow me to shop without an account, why can’t you?
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Exactly. here’s my facking order, send it to this facking address and here’s the facking payment details. No I do NOT want an account and definitely NOT another facking Password
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Good nom Fugly. Add to this “I’m not a robot” and having to tick pictures that contain a crosswalk or a bus and your piss really does start to boil.
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I’m sorry, but if it stops even one person signing up for and getting in debt over one of those tacky sofas then I cannot cunt this one.
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