Let’s be honest. It was never going to work in the age of the perpetually offended.
News just in the Ed Sheeran puppet has been reworked to remove the carrot growing out of top of his head. Why is this? Well, it seems that they have responded to complaints that it is regarded as offensive to that well known ethnic minority – people with ginger hair.
What’s the fucking point of reviving a highly satirical show like Spitting Image if you going to worry that it will offend people? Isn’t that the whole point of the show?
So, Spitting Image, you are a sad reflection of your former glorious self and a total cunt.
(Harry Hewitt the Ginga Ninja will be issuing a supportive statement shortly. Now there’s a cunt for another day…)
Nominated by: Dioclese
Haha! Fucking brilliant!
The Perpetually Offended win again.
If it’s not politically correct it’s just not funny.
Only laugh at what someone else tells you is funny or go in a camp.
Hasn’t that happened before somewhere?
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Yeah Butlins.
The puppets look good though.
Theyve nailed Vlad there!
Shirtless little ducky.
But wont be funny,
If theyre funny itll get banned.
Woke doesnt do funny.
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Never could see how a “woke” spitting image would work, waste of resources.
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I remember the original well. It was fucking hilarious and made me look forward to Sunday evenings with eager anticipation.
The new one is absolutely bound to be a crock of shite so I shan’t be bothering.
What’s the fucking point? Cunts….
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Plus, I ain’t getting that fucking Britbox shite. Get charged for watching shite you already paid for via your TV licence. Get fucked cunts!
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Well said, why pay for something twice. Money grabbing cunts
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Why pay for ANY money for BBC shite? I don’t & won’t.
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I saw a clip on YouTube-Trump and Covid, it was quite funny.
I also refuse to pay to watch it.
Like others, I shall not hold any expectations of it being as satirical as the original.
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Not bothered watching it because I knew this would happen. Anything remotely funny will be removed by the complaining libtards (unless they’re ridiculing Trump or the so called conservative party).
Waste of time.
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Fucking cunts are still kneeling at the start of footie games.
Just fuck off football.
Thank fuck I’m not paying for this bollocks and streaming the game unofficially. I sincerely hope when the fans do come back and let’s not think they won’t they might show a bit of anger if they take the knee.
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I’d like to see what happens when they do that knee bending shit at Leeds v West Ham for instance…
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Get a few goals in?
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It’s a good job for these woke bastards that they didn’t let me write the scripts.
I’d have Lineker getting arse raped and robbed off the ‘refugees’ he takes in.
Biden would be visiting a school and be sniffing the kids’ chairs.
Harry Halfwit would be walking around on a lead attached to his balls. You can guess who’d be leading him around
Lewis Hamilton would be acting like a black panther until he got back to his mansion, when he’d become a posh cunt who sets the hounds on any dark keys who come within 500 yards of his mansion’s moat.
Owen Jones would be like Rick off the Young Ones (because that’s what the cunt is like).
Lammy would be constantly trying to hide his plan of wiping out whitey, getting caught and then giving hilariously bad excuses.
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I really think you should make this happen. ‘Spitting Cuntage’ as the title? An ISAC project, perhaps?
The Halfwit/Sparkletits pair looks pretty anodyne, and I’m sure we could do better.
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And Vlad the king of the Ivans would be acting tough and macho at press conferences. However, once back stage he’d be hanging out with Jimmy Somerville, Will Young and the Pet Shop Boys and taking in full gayness voice.
He’d also be hypersensitive and any slight or perceived criticism results in him novichoking entire towns and cities.
I’ll get me coat.
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Dio, well spoken old bean. What indeed is the point? Just seen Hamilton win and all respect for his skill but does he have to wear a BLM mask? If you fink abaht it all those years ago the fissures began appearing with womens lib. The talk of rights began to appear. No more men only, adults only etc. What have we ended up with? Pubs with cunty “parents” and their fucking offspring, yappy dogs and ok yah mothers in the afternoon on the Chardonnay feeding their children fish fingers with baked beans and chips straight from school. Best we say nuffink.
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Spitting Image was shit first time round. What makes the cunts think it would work now in 2020?
Young adults today don’t know what a puppet is having been raised on flashy CGi in all of their TV entertainment. Plus the fact they are too thick to understand satire and are easily offended at the mere mention that the piss is about to be taken out of some Labour MP wanker for instance.
May I suggest that spitting image royally fuck off and consign it’s cuntery to the history books once and for all.
All together now, for old times sake:
”Stick a chicken in the air, stick a deck chair up your nose………”
Errrrrr, second thoughts, fuck that.
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Have you ever met a nice South African (no) and that’s not bloody surprising mate coz their a bunch of arrogant bastards who smell like baboons.
Sanitised, woked up unfunny, paid for, new age dog shit
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Watched a bit on youtube to see if it was any good but it seemed a bit tame. Trump looked like something out of an 80s poodle rock band and the Greta doll sounded like she was Welsh. Political Correctness has obliterated comedy.
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Comedy is dead unless you are a lefty on the beebeecunt ripping fuck out of gammons, whitey, tories, brexit, whitey, Farage, Trump, whitey,oh, and did I mention whitey. Then it’s fucking hilarious and Olly and Harriet get a little bit of piss in their pants the fucking libtard elite cunts.
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The perpetually offended must have lining up rubbing their hands together all eager to be the first to be offended by the new Spitting Image.
What a load of crap, a carrot growing out of Sheehan’s head would be a vast improvement, take the focus away from his ugly mug.
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Lightweights.
Want it to be edgy and get people offended let the ISACS have input!
The opening credits with St George Floyds puppet and sadiq Khun puppet grooming gang sketch would cause a meltdown!!
😀lovely!!👍
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Funny how the original show seemed to abruptly disappear from TV screens not long before Tony Bleurgh slithered his way into No 10.
Unbiased it was not and the new version will be even shittier…
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Recalling the ‘have you ever met a nice South African’ song from the original series, they wouldn’t get away with half of what passed back then in the mid 1980s.
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And that’s not bloody surprising man, cause we’re a bunch of arrogant bastards who hate black people?
Can’t say I remember it..
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The libtards are already complaining about the treatment of Saint Greta. Apparently you are not allowed to take the piss because she is “only a child.”
Oh yeah. The same child we are supposed to listen to when she is spouting her apocalyptic, green leftie bullshit?
You can’t have it both ways comrades. ( Well, if you are a leftie you can actually)
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Politicians and slebs used to love Spitting Image. It was a badge of honour to appear on it – it meant that you were someone of note even if the piss was being ripped out of you.
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How many deluded cunts have paid for fucking Britbox? Apart from this, it is old stuff, mostly shite which we have already paid for. I will judge it when it is on Dave in a couple of years.
Hold a chicken in the air
Shove your Britbox up your arse
You will be outraged by Twitter
So you’l soon go down the shitter
I’ve just realised. That’s rap. I am a fucking musican.
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I’ll see if I can get you shortlisted for a grammy.
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Front row at the MOBO awards, take a knee now!!
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Sheeran is well known for being a mardarse and a soft cunt who can’t take any sort of joke or criticism. Remember his dummy spitting and storming off when people said his Game Of Thrones cameo was crap? He’s a soft ginger fanny and a complete cunt.
Spitting Image now is never going to work. Some cunt will pull the race card and the sexism card and the poofter card and the trans card. It will be a dead duck before it has even started. Too many sacred cows. Too many easily offended cunts. And too many celebrity softarses. Sheeran, you fucking fairy.
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what i’ve seen of this new series isn’t very funny – certainly not as funny as real life characters such as oliver dowden, matty nocock and alexander de fluffybum
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Also disrespectful to the fans for putting it on a subscription only channel. Cunts.
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