Vaccine Wars – the modern day Space Race, or how I learned to stop worrying and simply do not care anymore.

It now appears there are 2 or 3 main camps with regards to Covid-19 vaccines.

In the Red corner (see what I did there) we have Vlad and the Russian vaccine – conveniently named SPUTNIK V. That’s supposed to be effective or so they say.

And yet, the Ruskies have been awfully tight-lipped of late with any news of whether they actually have a working vaccine and have not provided any further details of trials etc. In spite of Vlad proclaiming his daughter had been vaccinated.

https://nationalpost.com/news/world/russia-becomes-first-country-to-approve-a-covid-19-vaccine-says-putin-4

In the Red, White & Blue corner, we have The Donald, boisterous and rambunctious as ever and seems to think he’s been given Captain America’s Super Soldier Serum….again, or so he says.

No doubt that with the upcoming election, he’ll soon be pissing up the side of lamp-posts or “Fire Hydrants!”  (I’m not a fan of Trump, but I don’t think he’s the anti-christ like most of the left wind lynch mob. Tony Blair still holding on to that title.)

This whole thing has now become a marketing campaign. It was always destined to be a political football. We’re already starting to see sides being picked. Parts of Brazil are believed to have agreed to use the Russian vaccine.

My theory is that it will come down to money and allegiances – after all most things do, don’t they?

Certain countries will go for one vaccine over the other, so as not to upset their allies, irrespective of which is best. That is to say if one vaccine is indeed actually better than another.

The poorer countries will go for whichever is cheapest and may end up worse for it.

Creeping up on the outside is Blighty and it would be nice if we as a nation just calmly stepped, in while the two aforementioned superpowers were trying to pee higher than one another, and craftily stole victory away from them.

The Russians recently attempted a disinformation campaign against the British vaccine.
https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/russia-disinformation-says-uk-covid-vaccine-turns-people-into-monkeys/

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/sep/30/russia-spreading-lies-about-covid-vaccines-says-uk-military-chief
(Its the Grauniad, but don’t let that put you off.)

Alas, even if we were able to do so, we won’t be allowed to win.

Nominated by Harold Steptoe 

What is it with grown men, typically the cunt that is a hipster, barreling down a footpath weaving through people on their normal day out, on a skateboard?

Said cunt then flips it up, rests on the shoulder to go, usually for a soy latte or chai at a cafe to join similar (lack of) mined cunts?

Is it only I that has the unstoppable urge to knock these cunts off and gangster whack then at the back of the head with the said board, then give it to a 9 year old who it was originally made for?

Nominated by: King Cunt

A finger lickin’ cunting for one of IsAC’s favourite children, good ol’ Diane ‘Flabbott the Hutt’ Abbott.

Flabbott’s been quiet for a while, but she’s back to her old race-baiting habits again. Addressing a ‘Stand Up to Racism’ plenary (no, I don’t know what that actually is either), our belovéd Corbynista gobbed off about The Donald being (yawn) ‘a racist, the most racist president I can remember’. And (of course) ‘Boris Johnson is a racist’. Oh, and apparently, there’s also been ‘a rise in racism among state institutions’.

As we know, our Di isn’t the greatest when it comes to actually producing some sort of figures or analysis to back up her claims; two plus two generally equals three in her world. Never mind though, in the current climate it’s much easier for she and her ilk simply to hurl the usual lazy, loony left insults about; ‘you’re a racist’, ‘you’re a fascist’, ‘you’re a xenophobe’.

The name-calling’s all wearing a bit thin now though Flabbott. People are seeing it for the hollow, de-valued, mud-slinging tactic that it is; an attempt to intimidate them into silence for fear of being branded a bigot.

Still, we’re not above a bit of name-calling on here either, so I’ll take the opportunity to throw in my twopenn’orth as well. Flabbott’s an extremely limited individual who manages to embarrass herself by spouting shallow drivel every time she opens her mouth. She rambles vaguely and often incoherently, giving the impression of someone who doesn’t have the capacity to assemble an argument or deliver it.

She’s as dim-looking and ridiculous as she’s ugly, and that adds up to a shitstorm of cuntitude that’s impossible to take seriously. She’s a joke, and a bad one at that. She and those constituents of Hackney North and Stoke Newington who persist in voting for her deserve each other.

Nominated by: Ron Knee 

So some other poor cunt has been murdered by savages in France, this goes along with the hundreds who were run over by trucks or blown away while watching a pop concert at the Battered Clam.

So what do the authorities there plan to do apart from light a few tealights and sing a couple of Edith Piaf songs? nothing….nowt.

They are thinking about making “some” Islamic groups unlawful and have arrested a few people for posting shite on Twitter.

Just like this country, France is sleepwalking into a political and decision making paralysis for the sake of worshipping on the alter of diversity. Any cunt who murders for the sake of a make up sky fairy should be hung on the cross until the crows peck out their eyeballs. I mean all religions, not just the one of peace.

It’s the same in the UK. Boris and Co are blind to the real suffering his dictatorship is causing BECAUSE he and his clan have never had to live on nothing, survive on very little or be on their uppers…the worst some of them have is to run out of vintage port or lapsang souchong.

The sooner people rise up against these cunts in charge the better but don’t hold your breath because most are more worried about the latest fucking Apple phone or that tacky new sofa coming next week.

The whole human race can just fuck the fuck off as far as I’m concerned.

Nominated by: Spanky Mc Spank 

Just when you thought the Tories couldn’t get any more left wing, out they come with the release of a new 50p coin with the moniker, ‘Diversity Built Britain’ plastered on it.

The press release has a grinning Rishi Sunak holding the coin.

Now I for one agree that non whites have done things to help Britain. On balance?…meh. Probably been a bad idea. Bit some have helped, for sure.

But built the fucking place? Fuck off!

Britain was over 99% honkey as recently as 1948. It was still over 94% in 1997, when Blair then fucked the country in the arse.

The honky man built Britain. And if you keep on telling them otherwise they might start wanting to deport ‘diversity’.

Get the fuck out!!

Oh, and Britain built loads of fucking other countries too. So fuck off!!!

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks