Ed & David Miliband (9)

(Two cunts for the price of one – DA)

I just went to look at the news just now and a fetid turd from a few years back seems to have floated up again.

Yes, none other than David ‘irrelevant’ Milliband. This cock stain has been wheeled out by LBC a few times crowing about how the US won’t give the U.K. a trade deal regardless of who wins the election, and how Britain is a none entity state outside of the EU.

Well cunt, for once you actually know what you are talking about, being a none entity, irrelevant cunt yourself, however in true Milliband style you are still wrong. Just fuck off and die will you?

Nominated by: The Captain

…and here’s one for his brother, Ed, courtesy of W. C. Boggs

Ladies and gentlemen I give you your own – your very own – and you can keep him Deputy Minister for Mirth Ed Miliband. This stupid cunt who sounds too irritating to be funny appeared oin Wireless 4’s Today programme this morning, to implore the government, in that camp pleading voice of his, to spend £30b – let me say that again – 30 BILLION POUNDS over the next 18 months on “green jobs”. This madcap proposal is backed by the queen of dirty undercrackers, Analease Dodds. of course. That dirty tart ought to campaign to open a few soap factories and slipper baths.

Miliband minor wants some of this money to go on “planting trees”.

This country faces an unimagined economic disaster in the next few years, which is, I should say, of greater moment than the enviromental crisis, and this stupid pair of shitstains wants to squander even more money.

But perhaps it is just me out of step, that comic fanzine of Labour, Labourlist seems to think it is a good idea as well:

https://labourlist.org/2020/11/labour-challenges-government-to-create-400000-new-jobs-in-green-recovery/

All I can say is that there must be a village in Doncaster who has lost their idiot, previouslyu last seen planting a tombstone in Hastings a few years ago. He is clearly building a new one.

Lockdown 2: Electric Boogaloo

What a crock of shite.

The first one left hundreds of thousands out of work and homeless, created a huge looming mental health crisis, killed cancer patients thanks to them having their treatments stopped and didn’t even stop the virus from spreading in the long run.

And yet despite all that we’re having a second one?

Fuck off.

Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun

Women’s Equality Party (2)

Hang on to your fanny wrappers, and put on a new pair of Tenaladies, as some ugly old tart who speaks for this party of old hags, has decided that a Donald Trump second term would be “bad” for British wimmin:

https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/uk-perspective-trump-election-women-081024009.html

Perhaps she would rather be accosted by senile old Biden whipping off his truss in front of her, though, judging by her boat race, she would be lucky to achieve even that.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

Katie Price (6)

This braindead cunt has just returned from the Maldives to help her deal with her bankruptcy. The slag is now planning her 6th sprog with the latest short term fuck monkey.

Anyway I digress. The reason for the nomination is she is asking for fans to cough up some gym equipment to help 28 and a half stone Harvey to lose some weight as if breaking the bars off his enclosure and trying to fuck his mum or catch and eat the dog isn’t exercise enough for him.

I reckon some heavy duty rope and a tyre would give him something to swing off rather than hanging out of his muml, or maybe to a chicken drumstick behind the Range Rover and get him to chase it  Jurassic Park style, that should help him burn off a few calories…..

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

(More here  – DAhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8914857/Katie-Price-asks-help-finding-gym-equipment-Harvey-reveals-weighs-29-stone.html)

 

Sam Smith (4)

A wears ‘their’ heart on ‘their’ sleeve cunting for non-binary, self obsessed Sam Smith.

It seems that the whiney-voiced wanker just can’t help emoting all over the place at the drop of a hat. Now ‘they’ have let it be known that ‘they’ want to have children by the time ‘they’ are 35.

‘I want to be mummy’ trills the twat. Bless.

Sorry to break this to you sunshine, but in order ‘to be mummy’ you need a cunt. It ain’t enough just to be one.

Nominated by: Ron Knee