Been missing the assassination wave that swept the Good Ol’ US of A in the 60s and 70s. Following the recent political shite fest have every expectation of an uptick in gun sales to Lone Nuts (that delicious phrase). Oh yes, looking forward to the late nite news flash and these days, all in 4K and glorious color.

It completely changed the Democratic and Black Rights landscape after the Kennedys got popped alongside Martin Luther K, Malcolm X, Medgar Evers and on the Right George Wallace (wheel-chaired) and George Rockwell (leader of the Yank Nazi Party). Time to dip our peckers into nice moist deep throat conspiracy theories with the other Good ‘Ol Boys – if there’s any room left in there. All orchestrated by Good ‘Ol Boy shagger J Edgar Hoover and his COINTELPRO organisation (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COINTELPRO )

Exciting times for those of us that lived through them and picked up a pox or two. Commies, Conspiracies and Cunts (Title of me memoirs – look out for it in the charity shops). Naturally as an old hippie Yours Truly can only advocate Non Violence at all times. Were the Russkies in there and at it? Certainly they were bank rolling all sorts of front organisations and getting ripped off royally by them so some things never change. I merely make the observation that history proves that a bullet at the right time and in the right place can change the world. Class discuss.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke 

(Obviously we at Admin Towers don’t condone such actions as to want to see Biden offed with a bullet to the .. errr brain! – DA)

So I´m a good Catholic and I listen to this parable at mass about three or four times a year and then sleep through the priest´s sermon justifying it. But I´ve never got it.

This useless prick of a son buggers off and spends years abroad, getting pissed and screwing foreign bints until he runs out of money and then decides to crawl back home with no shame.

Meanwhile, his goody-goody brother is looking after the family farm, doing everything his dad tells me etc. What happens when doddery old dad sees the return of the ungrateful shite who abnegated any kind of responsibility and turned his back on the family? The old fart jumps up and down for joy, tells his servants to slaughter the fatted calf, get the best wine out of the cellar and let´s party.

A few hours later Mr. Responsible winds his weary way back home after 14 hours in the field and wonders what´s going on when he comes upon a disco with nymphos dancing in diaphanous gowns, grinding their hips and pouting their ruby lips. (Well that part is omitted in the Bible.)

Dad tells him his brother has returned and everyone should rejoice. “But Dad, he was a wanker who never did any work, stole from you, disappeared and now he´s back you´re celebrating. What about me? I stayed on, did everything you told and worked my arse off. What do I have to celebrate?”

The point of the parable is that there is greater rejoicing in Heaven for a sinner who repents than for dumbos who behave themselves. A lesson for our times.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

(Presumably us sinners won’t have our heads chopped off for taking the piss out of the Catholic Church? – DA)

(…this one – DA)

I’d like to cunt Derek Bird lookalike and all round quisling David Frost, apparently he is sorting out negotiations for the surrender treaty with Brussels

He acts all tough, won’t move an inch, best for Britain, blah blah blah, but I have read today that he is planning on allowing EU fishing fleets into British waters for 3 years after January 2021.

Now David what is this for?, is it so they can clear out the British waters of fish?, but the worst thing is it’s not reciprocal. How is this cunt even in the job, that’s not negotiating, that’s surrendering you fucking mongo. But after all we should have guessed you was another “oilly robbings” type cunt, these fuckers seem hell bent on keeping the EU on side rather than doing what’s best for THIS COUNTRY!!!,

What an utter cunt!!!!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson 

Yes, it’s that time of year again. There’s fuck all worth watching on tellie tonight because Pudsey is back…

Now, I know you are going to think that anyone who says that a charity appeal that raises so much for needy cheeldren should be taken off the air just because it’s a load of purile, talentless shite is a fucking miserable bastard, but frankly I don’t give a shit!

BBC Children in Need is just phase one of the charity barrage that signals the start of the Christmas onslaught in earnest. The chuggers are coming, and woe betide you if you tell them to bugger off! But this year be might just be let off the worst of it because of Covid. So it’s an ill wind that blows nobody any good isn’t it?

But let’s not forget that we have all those poor unaccompanied ‘refugee children’ like the one in the above picture lurking across the water in France. And we have to help them, don’t we? Well, actually, no we don’t.

Fuck ’em. Let them eat cake. Let them in and their families will miraculously appear to join them and bring even more extremist bomb makers to our shores.

And fuck the BBC’s Children in Need too for condoning them and forcing my grandchildren to dress up in school and be brainwashed into raising money for this load of old bollocks. That’s what really makes me angry! No wonder they grow up to be multicultural, politically correct snowflakes with no grasp of what’s really going on in the world.

I’m not tight fisted. I’m not miserable. But if standing my ground and telling them to shove their appeal up where the sun don’t shine makes a cunt, then I plead guilty…

Nominated by: Dioclese

… and kind of related. Sort of…. thanks to Cuntstable Cuntbubble

From an Ofsted report regarding lockdown.

‘A report from the education watchdog warns some young children have forgotten how to use a knife and fork or have regressed back to nappies.
Older children have lost their “stamina” for reading, say inspectors.’

Would this be the same children who were starved by the wicked Tories, I wonder? Forgotten how to use cutlery, perhaps because they live on the vilest burger/chiggun/chip takeaways?
Whose parents are so oppressed by the wicked Tories that they have to buy expensive nappies with the dinner money?
The same parents are so busy using Just Eat or whatever shit food provider that they have no time to help the kids with their reading? Are so poor that the kids are left to fend for themselves with X boxes, tablets, fireworks and fuck knows what else?

Perhaps St Marcus could take up their cause. Nappies paid for by the taxpayer. A cutlery Tsar to oversea the sink estates. Books on prescription.

We really are a fucking disgrace as a nation to get to this. And all propped up by a Conservative government.

.. and here’s one regarding everyone in fucking need, from Sick of it

The Welfare State.

Now I accept that we need a safety net for people who loose income and work through now fault if their own but it was never meant to be a way of life.
I know there are some who have been taking the piss for years but it’s going to get worse.
Universal credit was a good idea with the aim to have a one stop shop for benefits rather than having to go to several different places to get help, it also was supposed to be flexible in that getting back into work didn’t mean you loose everything if your work was low pay.
Now we have the usual cunts wanting to make the temporary uplift of £20 per week permanent, St Marcus of the Rash wanting free school meals to be all year round. The fat bloater from Skye calling for a universal income, when will it end and all this on top of charities and food banks.
The welfare state is becoming more and more a life style choice, the Slovak and Romanian gypsies are here specifically to take advantage of the endless handouts.

Sit at home, breed as many kids as you like (the more the better the benefit), everything free…. and you are fucking entitled to it, don’t feel ashamed, you are working for the government.

Cunts.

Teachers are cunts aren’t they?

I know three of the fuckers, and, predictably, they are all libtard lefties. All moaned like fuck when they had to go back to work: “it’s dangerous”, “government wants to kill us” etc etc ad nauseam.

Now they’re moaning again because they can’t have another month off tax-payer funded holiday, unions winding them up again.

The bullshit that teaching is a calling is fucking shite, it’s a fucking soft touch and they know it. Try digging roads or burning off bolts in mid winter from a submarine’s propeller casing.

Fucking sappy cunts!

Nominated by: West Cuntry Cunt