Chris Spivey [4]

Gentlemen and fellow cunters, there just has to be another priority, headline, emergency cunting of Chris Spivey and his sycophantic moderators. Go and have a butchers at his latest rant after his appeal was rejected and his fine increased. The absolute zenith of cuntitude.

Nominated by Grumpy Old Cunt

David Cameron [22]

The cunt Cameron should have signed Article50 the day after the result was announced.
He is responsible for all of this fuckwittery. The cunt chose to resign and leave the door open to all of these democracy denying bastards to delay and fudge what the majority voted for regarding “Brexit”.

Miller,Farron, The Judiciary, Sturgeon and the rest of the cheating cunts wouldn’t have had a leg to stand on if that fucking shit had done the honourable thing and fucking well signed it before running away.

Blair and Brown might have been total cunts,but Cameron runs them a bloody close second.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

Supreme Court

I’d like to nominate The Supreme Court for a cunting.

They have ruled that the government cannot trigger article 50 without interference from everyone and their dog in parliament sticking their oar in!

The vote was a majority of 8:3 – so we have 3 loyal servants who agree with the people and 8 traitors who agree with some Guyanan cunt who doesn’t realise how lucky she is in being able to enjoy the freedoms of this country!

Tell you now if they think they can stop the Brexit Theresa May advised of last week (out of the EU, out of the single market, out of their laws and out of having to suffer every Tom, Dick and Stavros coming here) then the marches on London will make the ones against Donald Trump look like a card school in comparison!

I’ve never marched on anything in my life but I’ll be at the head of the queue on that one.

Utter, utter, traitorous cunts!

Nominated by Rebel Without a Cunt

Dead Pool [51]

Congratulations to King and Cuntry who correctly predicted that Allo Allo star Gorden Kaye would be next to pop his clogs at 75.So it is time to move onto pool number 51.

Here’s the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

So nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

My Nominations (Shaun)

Tony Booth
Kirk Douglas
Brunhilde Pomsel
Billy Graham
Nobby Stiles

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan: one of the world’s biggest celebrity cunts (with one of the most overused cunts) has converted to Islam?!… This daft bitch is now going to be hated even more than she already was… Which is quite a fucking lot…

Maybe Li-Lo Lil will become an ‘IS Bride’?.. Someone should warn her that they have a downer on champagne and the devil’s dandruff… There’ll be plenty of fun for the Jihadi Jibbers though… There’ll be more roasts than a carvery…

Nominated by Norman